IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!! A day to celebrate gays, lezbos, bis, and transgenders. And to of course come out of that closet. I have to tell you all something.....haha NO I'm just kidding!!

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The occupants of Joker's household were performing there usual activities.

Harley was sharpening Joker's knives. (AN - No that's nothing sexual stop thinking it!!)

Scarecrow had his masked face buried in a book.

Dopey, Happy, and Grumpy had been sent out to track down and purchase Warheads for the Joker.

Scarecrow let out a sigh when he heard Joker running down the stairs.

Joker stood in the doorway of the living room.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!" Joker yelled spreading his arms wide.

The only two people in the room turned their heads to him.

"I'm gay," Joker announced making his way to Scarecrow, removing his mask and kissing him roughly, forcing his tongue into his mouth.

Scarecrow tried to wriggle out of the armchair and away from Joker but found it to be impossible.

Harley watched as the scene played out in front of her, not knowing whether to think it was hot or to be upset.

"Mistah J-J-J-J," She whined.

Joker released Scarecrow who made to run but was slammed back in the chair by Joker.

Joker looked back and forth between Harley and Scarecrow.

"Well maybe I'm bi," Joker said grabbing both Scarecrow and Harley by the wrists and dragging them up the stairs.

Harley went willingly quickly running up the stairs ahead of Scarecrow and Joker, to the bedroom.

Scarecrow struggled against the Joker as much as he could.

But in the end Joker won, he grabbed Scarecrow's legs and pulled him up the stairs, hitting his head a few times on the way up.

With much distress Joker and Scarecrow finally made it up the stairs.

Scarecrow would have sprayed Joker with his fear toxin but now he didn't have his mask to protect him.

And he was pretty sure Joker would like it.

Scarecrow was forced down the hallway to Joker's bedroom.

"Haha, I love Coming Out Day," Joker said closing the bedroom door behind him and Scarecrow.

ok i know it was short but i can't really bring myself to write sex let alone a three-some, so just imagine it, hehe. and besides you lucky people got 3 stories in a row outta me. and hey October 12th is Columbus Day so get ready!!! thanks for reading i hope everyone liked it.

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