Gravity Row ch. 4

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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The pines family and Wendy found themselves locked down below in a jumbo-jet. "As we speak our father is 'persuading' your father to surrender 66% of his assets to the Syndicate in the room above." Said Pacifica smugly.

Wendy chuckled from inside her cell. "Yeah, that's going to happen...NOT!"

Lebam shrugged. "Then we'll kill them, and start 'persuading' you...and if you won't comply we'll kill you too and take over Stilwater the hard way...Honestly, it's the same to us either way...But unlike you savages we try to do things civilized." She mocked.

Pacifica nodded. "But in the mean time...I'm curious about you Dipper Pines." Dipper looked at her surprised. "Really? Why?" He asked flustered.

Pacifica smirked. "Why if the pictures are accurate...I mean that's gotta be photoshoped, there's no way for a guy to possibly have a wang that tiny."

Dipper turned scarlet with embarrassment...then rage! He angrily turned to Wendy. "You told me you had those photos deleted!?" Screamed Dipper in an accusatory manner.

Wendy held up her hands in a placating manner. "In my defense, I was very drunk when I promised that." She said honestly.

Lebam shrugged. "Whatever, I guess it's something to do." She admitted in a bored manner. Before Dipper knew what was happening, he found himself being taken out of the cage and dragged out of the room.

"Hey!" Shouted Wendy. "Don't you dare **** him up! He's mine! Only I get to do that!"

Dipper glared. "Oh, wow. Thanks for those kind words Wendy. Nice to know you care." Said Dipper sarcastically.

While all this was going on, Stan went through their options...things didn't look good. He needed to get his family out of here!

Stan sighed. I guess there's no choice...I'll have to use that. Thought Stan as he discretely pulled out a weird looking journal. He quickly flipped through it. Okay...this isn't so bad...doesn't seem too complicated...What was I ever worried about?

Stan quietly reads out the incantation: "MOOBAK! MOOBAK!"

KABOOM!

The plane was falling to pieces!...everyone found themselves falling right onto Gravity Falls...and not a parachute to be found...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Just to be clear: In this story Gravity Falls is basically a supernatural Steelport.

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