Hi. AMX again. Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I've been having to fight writer's block and a very busy schedule. Anyway, onto our next game!
WELCOME BACK TO MXCC, WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T AFRAID OF FALLING ON THEIR FACES LIKE IDIOTS!
Scene cuts to Ami and Yumi.
"And we're back with more action in our heated up competition against the boys and girls," says Ami. "Thanks to our last game, the score is now Girls 3, Boys 2."
"Hey, Ami," says Yumi. "Is it just me, or did it feel like those commercials took over two weeks to run?"
"Actually, I felt it, too . . ." says Ami. "Oh well. Let's go onto our next game, Door Jam!"
Scene cuts to small animation that shows how the game works, with Yumi narrating.
"The object of this game is to get through our MXCC maze without running through our fake doors which lead to our MXCC sludge," says Yumi. "And if that wasn't enough, our contestants also have to get past our MXCC goons: Tlaloc, his henchmen Pins and Needles, and their good friend, the murderer Dennis."
Scene cuts to show Tlaloc (still covered in ink), Pins and Needles, and Dennis, all inside the maze. Scene then cuts to Jake, outside at the start of the maze.
Jake blows his whistle. "Get it on!" he yells.
The first girl flies up.
"This is for my husband, Cosmo!" says the girl.
"And our first girl is Wanda," says Ami. "Strange, it doesn't say anything else about her. I like that fairy outfit, though."
"Maybe it's not an outfit," says Yumi, sarcastically.
"Yumi!" says Ami. "Even I know fairies aren't real. Let's just see how she does on this run."
Wanda slowly flies into the maze. She decides to try and confuse the goons. She starts flying through the doors in a circle, with Tlaloc, Pins, Needles, and Dennis following. The plan works; the goons get confused, but Wanda ends up getting a little confused as well. She ends up falling into the sludge on her own.
"OH!" say Ami and Yumi together.
"She was doing well with that little strategy before she got herself dizzy," says Ami. "Right, Yumi?"
"What?" asks Yumi. "Oh, right. She fell."
"Yumi . . ." says Ami. "Let's bring out the first boy."
The first boy flies out.
"Is there pudding in here?" asks the boy.
"Next we have Cosmo," says Yumi. "That's weird. He's wearing the same fairy outfit as Wanda."
"Well, it says here that Cosmo is Wanda's wife," says Ami. "It also says he's not too bright. Let's see how he does here."
Cosmo flies into the maze. He doesn't travel far before he's face to face to Pins and Needles.
"Do you have any pudding?" asks Cosmo.
The two dolls answer by grabbing Cosmo, taking him to the nearest trick door, and throwing him into the sludge.
"So, is that a 'no'?" asks Cosmo.
"O-kaaaay," says Ami. "Let's move on, shall we?"
"I'll find my way through mathematically!" says the next girl.
"And this is Sam," says Yumi. "Her most powerful weapon is her brain. Let's see how it helps here."
Sam starts sneaking through the maze, then runs into Tlaloc. She breaks into a run, but Tlaloc grabs her and slaps her, smearing her face with ink.
"OH!"
"That's too bad," says Ami.
"Yeah, poor girl," says Yumi.
Scene cuts to Tlaloc letting Sam out through the exit.
"Dude, am I in the right place?" asks the next boy.
"And this is Beast Boy," says Ami. "He has the ability to shape-shift into any animal he wants."
Beast Boy walks into the maze, and is immediately surrounded by all four goons. He screams, then turns into a rabbit and runs under Dennis. He then changes back, and runs the rest of the way to the exit, since he's gotten such a lead.
"Oh, look!" says Yumi. "He actually made it. The score is tied 3-3."
"Whatever," says the next girl.
"Here's Clover," says Ami. "She's known for being a drama queen and beauty."
Clover starts running through the maze, but immediately runs into Dennis. She tries to swoon him, but it doesn't work. He grabs Clover and throws her into the sludge.
"OH!"
"Looks like it didn't help her here," says Yumi. "Let's move on."
"My life is not normal," says the next boy.
"This is Danny Fenton," says Ami. "His parents are ghost hunters, and it's been rumored that he might actually be half ghost himself."
Danny tries walking through the maze, but Dennis grabs him and starts to drag him to one of the trick doors. However, Danny struggles, but Dennis is soon joined by Tlaloc, Pins, and Needles.
"Uh oh," says Ami. "It looks like he's in a little bit of trouble there."
"Well, if he's a ghost, why doesn't he just fly away?" asks Yumi.
"That's just a rumor, Yumi," says Ami. "And even if he was, I don't think he'd want anyone to know about it."
All four goons push Danny into the sludge and start taunting him. However, Danny gets back at them by splashing the sludge at Dennis.
"Oh well," says Yumi. "Let's move onto the last girl."
"This'll be fun!" says the last girl.
"This is Alex," says Ami. "She's a fun-loving girl who's a little scatterbrained."
Alex walks through the maze, but is immediately surrounded. She jumps over Tlaloc and runs through the exit.
"Oh! We've got another winner," says Yumi. "It's now 4-3. Here's the last boy."
"This is great for me, 'cause I'm used to running from big scary guys!" says the last boy.
"And Ron Stoppable's back," says Ami. "He didn't do so well in Sinkers and Floaters. Let's see how he does here."
Ron goes through two doors and is suddenly surrounded. He then starts yelling Karate shrieks and runs through the nearest door. It stuns Tlaloc, Pins and Needles, but Dennis starts chasing him. However, before Dennis can get to Ron, he goes through the exit.
"And it looks like we've got another winner for the boy . . ." begins Ami.
Before Ron can celebrate his victory, Dennis lunges out through the exit door and tackles Ron to the ground, yanking his pants off at the same time!
"OH!" say Ami and Yumi together.
"That was awesome!" says Yumi, beginning to laugh at the pantless Ron. "That has "MXCC Impact Replay" written all over it!"
Scene cuts to slow motion clip of Dennis tackling Ron and yanking off his pants.
"As you can see here, there's definitely terror and pain on Stoppable's face . . ." Ami begins.
Yumi loses it. She breaks down and starts laughing loudly at the scene with pantless Ron.
"Now, Yumi . . ." says Ami, on the verge of laughing, too. "It wouldn't giggle be polite to laugh heh heh at a contestant's misfortune . . ."
Ami loses it too. She and Yumi start laughing at Ron's misfortune. Yumi is the first to regain her composure.
"Either way," she says, wiping tears from her eyes, "Ron has scored for the boys, and the score's tied 4-4."
WHEN MXCC RETURNS, WE'VE GOT OUR LAST EVENT, AS WELL AS YUMI'S PAINFUL ELIMINATIONS!