A/N: I'm back with chapter four! actually, before you read, i have a question i need all of you to answer:

WHAT IS YOUR FAV NON-DGM PAIRING? IT CAN BE FROM ANYTHING: BOOKS, MANGA, TV SHOWS, MOVIES, WHATEVER. Please answer this in a review, i need it for a future chapter. thanks :D

Chapter Four

"Wait, he knocked you out and then just left?"

"Yeah, I woke up this morning alone in my room."

Lavi was sitting on his chair backwards and his green eye was staring at Allen curiously. Lenalee sat behind Lavi, mirroring his expression, while Allen was smiling uncomfortably at his friends, clearly not enjoying their topic of discussion.

This is the scene Kanda walked into at homeroom. He walked to an empty seat, trying to sit down quietly as to not draw any attention to himself, but the chair screeched and the trio turned around to face him.

"Yuu! You need to hear this! Yesterday Allen was–" Lavi began excitedly, but was cut off by the samurai.

"Shut up usagi, I don't need to hear about how the moyashi had a one night stand."

"I didn't have a one night stand, BaKanda!" Allen protested loudly, getting the attention of quite a few other students in the room. Despite his anger at the lewd assumption, a light blush still painted his cheeks as he shrunk back into his seat and quietly continued. "After I repaid Master Cross's debts, I found him waiting in my room with a hammer. He told me that he had better stuff to do than wait for his idiot apprentice to finish high school, so he knocked me out with the hammer and disappeared."

'So that would explain the random drunk yesterday' Kanda mentally noted.

"Che, too bad he didn't finish the job. You woke up" Kanda smirked.

Allen was completely taken aback, he's only known the bastard for twenty-four hours and he already wanted Allen dead? Allen was pretty pissed off and was about to start a tirade of insults if Lavi hadn't stopped him from launching the deadly attack.

"Oi, Allen, how much were the debts?" Allen snapped out of his anger towards Kanda, but instead, his upper body crumpled onto the desk as if some large rock was crushing him. He was only barely able to mumble out a response.

"Two hundred pounds" Lenalee and Lavi mouth opened in shock but then, Allen sat back up, his person gaining a dark and evil aura as he mischievously smiled, "but who really care's for small change like that? Ha ha ha ha!" Horns grew out of Allen's head as he continued his devilish laughter.

Lavi turned to Lenalee and whispered, "This isn't normal… What kind of life has this kid been living?" Lenalee nodded in agreement.

"I know, especially since two hundred pounds is nothing to him. Just how big have his Master's debts been?"

"I don't know, but I'm kind of scared to know how Allen makes all this money, especially in one night." Lavi deadpanned, and asked Lenalee a serious question for once. "You don't think he's a prostitute, do you?"

The bell rang, Allen returned to normal, cheerily said goodbye to his friends and walked off to his first class.

"Okay, who knows the answer to f(x)2= x2–9 ?" Professor Reever scanned the classroom and chose a suitable student to answer. "Kanda?"

Kanda awoke from his daydreams with a jolt, made a grumbling noise to express his irritation about being disturbed, and muttered "x-3".

"Um, what did everyone else get? How about you, Allen?"

Allen looked up from his notes and confidently responded "f(x)= (x–3)(x+3)".

"Correct! Okay, I'll explain this one on the board for you Kanda…." Reever went on explicating and solving equations, Allen turned to Kanda.

"Kanda, if you want me to explain it to you, I can."

The Japanese shifted his narrow eyes to the alleged math prodigy sitting next to him.

"Che. Like I'd ever need help from a moyashi."

The school's bell rang. Kanda rose from his seat and left a vexed Allen.

Even though it was expected, Lenalee and Lavi still couldn't fathom how Allen ate so much food in so little time. They were too scared to look away from their own lunches. Blinking once might give a prime opportunity for the monster known as Allen's Stomach to devour their food. Allen, however, ignored all of this and continued to happily munch away at the piles of calories that would put every fast-food restaurant to shame.

While Lenalee and Lavi were somewhat able to regard Allen's eating habits as normal, Kanda was sitting across from Allen fuming. 'The fucking moyashi is eating so loudly.' Allen continued to noisily eat his buffet. 'I can't enjoy my soba cause of the idiot.'

"Oi, moyashi."

"Hmm?" Allen responded with a mouth full of food, not stopping his feast for anyone or anything. Unfortunately for Allen though, he was about to learn a very valuable lesson: never get between Kanda and his soba.

Kanda stood up, gripped the front of Allen's shirt and pulled the nuisance towards him over the lunch table. He leaned forward menacingly and ripped a skewer that once had mitarashi dango on it from out of Allen's mouth.

"If you don't stop chewing like a fucking cow I'll slice you to pieces and turn you into burgers for the whole fucking school." Kanda growled at the horrified teenager. Allen didn't know how to escape from under Kanda's cold eyes; their faces were so close together, making his escape impossible. Kanda pulled the sprout a bit closer to him, their noses brushing against the other, and hissed threateningly. "Got it, moyashi?"

Allen eagerly nodded.

"Good. Now shut up and let me eat my soba in peace." Kanda sat back down, removing his hand from Allen's shirt, and resumed eating.

Allen sat back down slowly and in somewhat of a daze. Allen lost his appetite. He started to stack all the plates onto his food cart, regardless of whether or not there was still food on them, and left the cafeteria, completely unaware of the faint blush on his cheeks.

Allen blindly walked around the school campus in vain attempts in trying to find his English Literature class. He shivered. He had been walking around for at least a half hour by now and he forgot how coming outside into the cold, January air would assist him in locating the classroom.

"I can't believe I got lost, again" Allen muttered to himself.

"Che, I was right." Allen froze. "The sprout really is an idiot." Allen spun around to find the one and only Kanda sitting cross-legged on the floor against the school building.

"B-BaKanda! What are y-you doing here?" Allen shivered. His small frame doesn't help much in protecting him from the cold.

"I was meditating before you had to come along and fucking ruin my concentration, moyashi."

" I didn't do it on purpose, BaKanda. Who would meditate out in this cold anyway?"

"Che. I'm not going to be judged by a fucking idiotic sprout like you." Allen was fed up with this nonsense. He knew the guy for two days and did nothing to antagonize him, so why did he receive so much contempt from the Japanese boy?

"What the hell did I do for you to act like a jerk to me all the time?"

Kanda faltered for a moment, he wasn't expecting Allen to ask him that. The bell rang inside the building; Kanda rose from his position on the floor and grabbed his stuff to leave. He opened the door to go back inside but instead of walking through, Kanda stopped, holding the door open for a moment. He turned his head around to look at Allen with his piercing, cobalt eyes.

"Everything about you annoys me."

if you skipped the notice up there read this:

WHAT IS YOUR FAV NON-DGM PAIRING? IT CAN BE FROM ANYTHING: BOOKS, MANGA, TV SHOWS, MOVIES, ETC.
Please answer this in a review, i need it for a future thing in the story (leaving it super vague mwahahaha) so please respond, even if its just a few people it helps me out.

LOL at my shit ending. okay, so i'm not sure how i really felt about this chapter.. i feel like i put a too many separate scenes, but i felt like if i cut them out it wouldn't have been enough, ya know? review and ill give virtual hugs to everyone