Okay so this story is NOT supposed to follow any pattern or anything. It's just a story I update whenever I feel like to get my creative juices flowingg. This chapter was thought up with the help of Leizu. She's on my 'favorite author's list. Make sure to check out her story!
Episode 4: Mike goes both ways.
[Mike walks back on stage, looking better. Tilts his head to the side as he stares down at Bella, wrapped up in a ball.]
Mike: Hey, where's Jake?
[Bella doesn't respond, but keeps rocking back and forth. Jerry Springer is attempting to smile at the camera but his eyebrows and lips are twitching uncontrollably.]
Jerry: Er, Shante, is she okay?
Shante: Yea, she does this whenever Edward's more than 10 feet away from her.
Jerry: Ok…?
Mike: Where's Jake?
Jerry: Why do you want to know? He hates you.
Mike: Well…
Jerry: …
Mike: You see…
Jerry: Well, what?
Mike: Jake…and I are meant to be together.
Crowd: WTF!
Shante: Wait, he's gay?
[Eric runs on stage, jabbing a finger at Mike.]
Eric: Aha! I knew it! All those times we went to the movies and your hands were brushing against mine!
Mike: Dude, you're not the one for me.
Eric: WTF!
[Bella gets up suddenly, eyes wild and looks crazy.]
Bella: WAIT! STOP!
Everyone: ….
[Bella glares up at Mike]
Bella: NO LOVE TRIANGLES UNLESS I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!
Jerry: My career is over.
Crowd: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mike: I'm sorry Bella. I'm sorry for what they did to you. Just know that I'd never hurt you.
Bella: What?
Mike: I thought you were my true love, but your not, and so we can't be friends anymore.
Bella: What?
Mike: I'm not…good. I use to be a good kid once, but not anymore.
Bella: Because your gay?
Mike: No…its…
[Sam walks on stage]
Sam: That's enough!
Mike: You!
Jerry: Are you kidding me right now? Why the hell do we even have security!
Sam: You are violating the treaty!
Mike: I didn't say anything!
Sam: Your about to give away tribal secrets! AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE TRIBE!
Mike: Well, tell your pups not to post them on facebook!
Sam: I took away their posting rights.
Mike: [snorts] Like that's going to help. I posted a bulliten on myspace too!
Sam: What!
Mike: They deserve to know.
Bella: Know what?
Mike: About the fact that Jake will love me too.
Bella: —W hat?
Mike: Yep! He's in love with me, he just doesn't know it yet! I'm waiting.
Bella: For what?
Mike: For him to—
Sam: THAT'S ENOUGH. [alpha order]
Mike: Your alpha order crap doesn't work on me. I'm white.
[Sam starts shaking]
Mike: Anyways, I'm waiting for Jacob to imprint on me.
Bella: ….?
[Edward runs on stage suddenly.]
Edward: Hey Bella…come—come take a walk with me…
Bella: Ok!
[They walk off stage. Bella looks nervous. Everyone else stands there looking stupid.]
Jerry: Shante?
Shante: Go to a commercial break, I guess.