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In this chapter, Cossette gets to tag along with Hidan and Kakuzu for a mission!

"Score!" I shouted, beating Hidan for the third time today at Need for Speed."You probably hacked this game, didn't you?!" "...maybe." I replied sheepishly. "It was a joke, Cossette." Suddenly our rings started vibrating. Leader needed us. I got up and flash-stepped into Pein's office. Hidan finally entered the room. "Slow as always, Hidan!"

"Hidan, come here." Pein interuppted. "I have a mission for you and Kakuzu. Cossette, you can come too." "Yay!" Pein almost looked surprised at someone going to LIKE a mission. "I want you three to head into Konaha and get a very important document for me. It is hidden deep within Kakashi, a Jonins', room. Locate it, take it, and then head back." He turned to Kakuzu. "Oh, and Kakuzu I need for you to go catch some bounties, we're running low on money."

We took off and started walking down a pathway leading out of the country to the Land of Fire. It was pretty boring, just walking. "Hidan!" I demanded. "What is it?" I couldn't supress giggles as I talked. "I want a piggy-back ride, and if not Jashin will shun you for the rest of your life!"

Kakuzu's POV

What the fuck did that little girl just ask?! Well it's not like Hidan would actually obey him, I mean come on. A piggy back ride? I was proved wrong when Cossette jumped on Hidan's shoulders. "That a way!" She shouted pointing in a random direction.

Cossette's POV

"Weee!" I shouted. I wanted to have as much fun as I could in this small body before the end of the month. Ha, I wonder what the Akatsuki would think of me then. I was sitting on Hidan's shoulders with my small hands over his eyes, laughing as he almost tripped. Kakuzu had a 'What the fuck' look on his face and we continued down the path.

That night Kakuzu got us a cheap hotel with Kakuzu and me on the bed (I knew that Kakuzu wasn't perverted) and I forced Hidan to sleep on the floor. He complained but I said told him to do it. Ha. The next morning, we set off again, stopping here and there for breaks. We were finally in a village, not Konaha, but near it. Kakuzu ran off to go catch some bounties and Hidan said he wanted to go down to the nearest bar. I objected, saying he needed more training. "Cossette! It's not fucking fair! I don't need any fucking training at all. Bitch." He muttered the last part.

When a person commits a sin, there are punishments.

Hidan went flying half way across the village I punched him so hard. Everyone standing outside looked at me as if I was crazy. Well I probably was. I stomped after Hidan, watching him scramble up and run. Once he reached a forest, I was right there behind him. "Ready to train, yet?" "Damn it."

After some extensive training on Hidan's taijustu, (which sucked by the way) Kakuzu came back with a breifcase. "Cossette, Hidan, it's time to go." With a few turns and twists, we finally found the right path back to Konoha. Hidan complained most of the way, looking pretty beated up. There wasn't a scrach on me, of course.

Once reaching the gates, we took out the guards and entered. Avoiding the main doors and pathways, we reached the Hokage's office. She seemed to be doing some random mission and it was almost funny how noone was guarding the place. We raided her papers until we found Kakashi's place. Heading in that direction, we talked a little bit. Hidan spoke up, "So what are we gonna do? Ambush the guy?" "We might; I'll decide when we get there." Kakuzu answered.

We arrived at the house, pretty dull looking if I do say so myself. We snuck in through the window on the top floor into Kakashi's room. I heard a shower running, so we would just take the book and leave. Easiest mission ever! The document, a book actually, was sitting on his desk. I picked it up and looked at it.

On the back it had a 'No' symbol and on the front was a cartoon guy chasing a girl. I read the title out loud, "Icha Icha Paradise." We all bursted out laughing that second. "Leader wanted...a porno book...." Hidan shouted through laughter.

Just as quick as it had started, someone slammed open the door. Kakashi (with a towel covering his lower section) scowled at us. "What are Akatsuki doing in my room?!"

"Shit!!!" Hidan yelled as we all jumped out the window. Kakashi dressed in like what, 2 seconds? He came after us, running full speed. "Now what?!" Hidan yelled at Kakuzu. "Run faster, you idiot!" I laughed as I felt the need for my power here. I grabbed both of the idiot's arms and flash stepped 5 kilometers from the spot. The two collapsed, as 5 kilometers was as far as a human could go without going unconcious. I stood there, waiting for them to stand up. "He's gone, can't get us now."

Kakashi's POV

"Summoning Jutsu!" I yelled, summoning all of my ninja hounds. "Pakku, I need for you to smell this scent and track these people down." "Who are they?" He asked. "Akatsuki." I said with a grim look on my face. Pakku sniffed the ground, looking up with a confused expression. "Unfortunatly, this person doesn't even leave a scent."

Cossette's POV

After they were ready to go, we set off again. After two days of traveling, we reached the base. We entered Pein's office and told him that the mission was a success. "Here's your fucking porno book." Hidan said throwing the book toward Pein. Pein caught it, looking shamefull almost, but opened it eagerly. "You're dismissed."

After my first mission, we all did missions boring like that for a while. Nothing really got shooken up until the end of the month....it was time.

Itachi's POV

"GHHHFC" Kisame snored way too loudly. I sat up in bed, awake early due to someone. Getting out of bed, I got dresed and headed into the kitchen for some breakfast. Konan was already in there making her famous pancakes. "Good morning, Itachi." "Hn." I replied, piling my plate with pancakes. Coating it in syrup, I sat down to eat. About to take a bite, I heard unfamiliar footsteps enter the room. I turned around to see a good looking woman about in her twenties. I knew it was Cossette with the bandages around her eyes and Jashin pendant, although she looked way different. A large chest and a nicely toned body, she was pretty hot; not what I would expect that little 8 year old would turn into.

I watched as all of the akatsuki members entered the room wide eyed at Cossette's new body. It was almost as if she was trying to display it proudly. She walked over to me and sat down, eating. "Kinda reminds me of Tsunade's justu." I started. "Well, it was a Jashin-follower's only jutsu but one of out follower's betrated us and showed it to other people. Tsunade must have found out about it." Cossette answered my question. "Wait, does that mean that Hidan's always been able to do that?" Cossette laughed. "Duh."

Cossette's POV

I had a fun day with my new body. Everyone treated me differently, and I swear Kisame was trying to hit on me. Ick. Anyways, I was already getting bored until an idea popped up in my head. I ran into Pein's office and asked about my idea and he agreed since all the members were today, although Pein wasn't included. And so everyone's rings buzzed and we were all in the meeting room. I stepped into Leader's spot and Tobi jumped. "Yay, Cossette gets to be leader!" "No Tobi, but I'm going to be doing something fun." Tobi kept jumping with exitment. "Everyone in the middle, now!" Everyone stepped forwaed, confused. "Here what we're going to do," I said smiling. "A push-up contest!" Everyone groaned at the thought of it.

I made everyone take off their cloaks and get ready. It was going to be a team mate vs. team mate kind of game. The last rule was that Konan got to sit on one person and I on the other. Itachi and Kismae were up first, and since Itachi refused to do push ups, Kisame won. Next up was Deidara and Sasori. I sat on Deidara and Konan sat on Sasori. With Sasori's puppet body not knowing exhaustion he won with Deidara collapsing at push up 142. Zetsu and Tobi wern't on a team, so they just sat in the background talking to each other. Lastly was Kakuzu and Hidan. When Kakuzu came out without a mask and cloak I was slightly stunned at how cool he was. So they both got ready, me on Hidan and Konan on Kakuzu. They started off slow, but as Hidan got faster, so did Kakuzu. I guess he wasn't going to lost in this type of match to Hidan. They got faster and faster until Konan and I started to get dizzy sitting on top of them. They both reached 300, sweating like mad. I couldn't believe this! Konan and I started muttering to each other before agreeing to stand up and literally jump on their backs. This made them slow down a lot thankfully, and they both collapsed at number 317. No one won, but wow. That was a lot of push ups it swear.

And so, it concluded my day that my new body was awesome and push up contests were fun....what was going to be next?