We crawled/walked to shore everyone was dripping wet except me. I was as dry as the sand.

"Will are you alright?" I asked him.

"Yes" he breathed.

I smiled at him.

"I don't see Jack! I don't see anyone!" Elizabeth exclaimed annoyed.

"Shut the fuck up with that whining. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you" I spat.

Elizabeth looked taken back that her so called best friends and 'sister' would say something like that to her.

I just laughed to myself.

"He's here. Davy Jones never once gave up something he took" Hector answered.

"So what if he's here! We're trapped here no better than Jack" Will yelled.

"I agree with Will. Were probably going to die here. Thank you Elizabeth and Hector" I said sarcastically.

"Witty Jack is closer than you think" Mum interrupted.

"And if he is what then? I don't think the Pearl is going to be here to so we're stuck"

Mum just gave me a look.

"So the Pearl is here" I muttered.

Just then we saw the Black Pearl coming down the sand hill with Jack standing at the top of it.

"Impossible" Tai said shocked.

"Boat" Ragetti pointed stupidly.

"Slap me thrice and hand me to me Mama its Jack" Gibbs cried.

The Pearl landed in the water and Jack swung down.

"It's the Captain!" Ragetti shouted.

Everyone ran over to Jack except me.

"A sight for sore eyes! Jack!" Gibbs yelled happily.

"Mister Gibbs!" Jack called.

"Aye Captain" Gibbs said.

"I thought so. I expected you can account for your actions, then?" Jack said.

He's lost his mind, I thought.

"Sir?" Gibbs asked confused.

"There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline aboard my vessel! Why is that, sir?" Jack demanded to know.

"You're in Davy Jones locker, Cap'n" Gibbs told him.

Jack stayed silent for a moment, thinking.

"I know that. I know where I am and don't think I don't" Jack said, before walking away.

"Jack Sparrow" Barbossa called.

"Ah Hector. It's been too long hasn't it?" Jack asked casually.

"Aye, Isle de Muerta remember? You shot me" Barbossa glared.

"No I didn't" he lied.

Jack then moved on to Mum.

"Ah Tia Dalma out and about, eh? You lend an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium. Where's that beautiful, wonderful daughter of yours?" Jack asked.

"He thinks we're a hallucination" Will pointed out.

Jack walked up to Will.

"William tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to rescue a certain distressing damsel? Or rather a damsel in distress? Either one" Jack asked.

"No" Will replied simply.

"Then you wouldn't be here. So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here" Jack said, with his hand movements.

The stories I've been told and books I've read never said how he always talks with his hands. I've missed it. It's so sexy…maybe he's just so sexy... No! Melody stop! Don't let yourself get hurt, I told myself.

"Jack this is real. We're really here" Elizabeth spoke up.

He looked at Elizabeth for a moment before walking back over to Gibbs.

"The locker you say?" Jack asked.

"Aye" Gibbs agreed.

"We've come to rescue you" Elizabeth interrupted.

"Have you, now? That's very kind of you. But seeing as possess a ship and you don't. It seems as though you're the ones in need of rescuing and I'm not sure as I'm in the mood" Jack told us all.

I decided it was my turn to speak so I got up and walked over to Jack. I stopped when I was an inch away from his face.

"Sparrow! You will save us! We traveled a long way to save your stupid fucking ass! We nearly died along the way!" I shouted.

"Melody! There you are love! How are you darlin'? Of course I'll save you" Jack smiled.

"Bloody brilliant. And you'll be saving Will, Gibbs, Mum, Marty, Cotton, his parrot, Pintel, Ragetti, Jack the monkey and erm….oh Tai you can save him and his men too" I winked at Tai.

Jack didn't look happy.

"I will not be taking then" Jack yelled angrily.

"Oh but you will because if you don't I'll be sinking you're ship with you on it or maybe I could go visit Daddy?" I smirked.

Jack glared at me.

"Go wait in my quarters Melody Marina" Jack ordered.

I just laughed in his face.

"I'm going for a swim because you are boring me" I told him.

"What's wrong Melody?" Jack whispered.

I sent him a death glare.

"Don't tell someone you love them unless you truly mean it you prick" I whispered back, before walking off and jumping into the sea.

I swam around until everyone else started boarding the ship so I climbed up, joining the crew.

"Melody Marina my cabin now!" Jack ordered, as soon as I was on deck.

"Fuck off" I told him.

"You will do as your Captain says and I just so happen to be your Captain therefore you do as I say and I say my cabin now" Jack said.

"Yes and you know who I am. I'm higher up then you will ever be so I win now fuck off.

Gibbs walked over to Jack.

"Cap'n maybe you should leave the lass alone for a while just so she can calm down" Gibbs suggested.

I smiled at him, silently thanking him as I walked away from everyone. I walked to the other side of the ship where nobody else was.

I watched Jack huff and walk off to Captain his ship.