Ch. 3

Dudeness, stuff come in threes. (trinity!) Three...three...triangle...triforce...(clue to upcoming "What's the Deal"!)

Disclaimer: I don't own stuffness.

Setting: Friday, last day of the first week back. Ryou, being absent for the last three days, finally shows up. He is still scarred and bandaged up from the attack by Bakura, but is well enough to manage himself. It is now 3rd period-Physical education. Only sora, kairi, and Ryou take this class. Riku's in Honors English and Bakura's in Art. Enters two new studens...uh-oh.

Kairi: Ryou, what happened? Did-

Ryou: It's nothing, really. Just...got into a...car accident.

Sora: A white-haired, Riku stealin' punk of an accident.

Ryou: No, really, I just-

Kairi: It's okay, we figured as much. We want to help.

Sora: I don't think we can.

Kairi: Why-

Marik: Because my little victim, I won't let you.

Ryou: (w) Oh no, not now. Please, why him?

Malik: He's not gonna do anything while I'm here.

Sora: So you're the "good" Marik, huh? You don't seem to "good". I bet you wanna steal my Riku too, huh? DON'T YOU! Well guess what?
Kairi: Sora...

Sora: YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!

Kairi: Sora!
Sora: HE'S MINE!!!

Riku: You know, I was standing outside the door.

Sora: Craaaaaap. I know I know, another talk after school.

Riku: Bring a lot of munny. (left)

Sora: (m) Man, I always get in trouble when I express my eternal love for Riku.

Coach Holifield: Alright, alright let's get dressed and start those exercises.

All: Yes sir.

When they returned, dressed out, Marik was a sight to see. He was decked out in dark purple skin tight short shorts(with ball-hugging action!) and a black skin tight sleeveless shirt.

Malik: What the hell are you wearing?!
Marik: What? You know you like my physique.

C. Holifield: Everybody head to the weight room.

All: (m) Man this sucks...this is bullsh-CRAP!

Sora: This isn't good. (marik's looking at Sora, licking his lips)

At the weight room, all the while Sora is working out, Marik is right behind him, brushing up against him.

C. Holifield: Harano, get up on this benchpressing! Get a spoter too.

Marik: I'll spot you.

Sora: N-no thanks, I don;t need a spotter.

C. Holifield: Yeah you do. Ishtar, help him out.

Sora: (while benchpressing, he got a good look at Marik's "unmentionables") This is torture.

Marik: I could take my shorts off, if looking at my crotch covered up is torture for you.

Sora: For the love of God, please don't!
Marik: What, don't hesisate in taking them off? Well, if you say so...

Sora: No! (jumped up from the bench) Please, no!

C. Holifield: Alright, everyone into the showers.

Marik: (w) Don't drop the soap, Sora!
Sora: (whimpers) Coach, do I have to take a shower?

C. Holifield: I ain't 'bout to let your stanky booty self go around this school stanking! Now get in them showers.

Kairi: (w) Run! Don't go in there!
Sora: (whimpers) I have to.

In the showering facilites

Sora: (w) Don't drop the soap...don't drop the soap...don't drop the soap...don't drop the-

Marik: GOTCHA! (grabbed Sora from behind)

Sora: Aaaahhhh! (dropped the soap)

Random dude: Ol' buddy dropped the soap! Uh-oh!

Boys in showers: Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
Marik: Pick it up, Sora.

Sora: Noo, I'm clean-

Marik: Pick up the damn soap, Sora! Yo' a$$ ain't clean!

Sora: (chanting still heard) Uhhh...

Marik: Bend yo' a$$ over and pick it up! (forces Sora to bend over)

Sora: NOOO! (starts crying) I don't wanna anal probe!

Malik: Marik! Get off him!
Marik: (got off) I ain't doing nothing! (saw Sora run out) Fool! You ran out naked!
Sora: What?! (looks down) Craaaaaap.

P. Hakui: Mr. Harano, why are you naked?
Sora: (amidst a hallway full of laughter) I don't know. Excuse mewhileIgetmyclothes. (ran back to the locker room)

After school-Riku's house

Kairi: Riku, that's not funny! Sora could've gotten herpes or something!
Riku: (laughing his head off) But it's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sora: (got his head under a pillow, almost crying) I know I hate marik with every fiber of my being. (doorbell rang)
Kairi: I'll get it. Stop laughing!

Riku: Ha ha, okay...okay. Heh heh-

Sora: Riku...

Riku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sora: It's not funny!

Kairi: Uh guys?
Sora: What?

Enters both Bakura and Marik, grinning evily

Sora: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.

Poor Sora. Heh heh...HA HA-sorry. Anywho...review!