Week one; Day one: It was Saturday and Zim was up working on his latest invention, while Dib was still asleep on the couch Gir slept in a little doggy house Zim designed for him. While Zim was finishing his device Dib was right behind him. "Hey." ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "WHAT!" "WHERE!" Dib sighed. "Relax Zim its just me, ok?"! "Huh"? "O-Oh Of course. I knew what I was just testing you and screamed on the top of my lungs to scare you". Dib rolled his eyes. "Yea sure Zim. "What?!" "I happen to have a very loud voice that can scare off anybody that messes with ZIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Dib covered his ears. Dib looked at the computer zim was using. "Ummmmm Can I use your computer later?" "U no F- "NOOOOOOOO! ZIm shouted on the top of his lungs. "Nope UH UH!" Dib looked at him and started to whine and shook him but zim, he whined . "I need to use it for the essay we have to do"? "Its do Monday". Zim just made a scowling noise. "Nope Zim sai-"WAIT! "Its do MONDAY?!" Zim screamed in shock. "This lady is crazy"! "How the hell are we supposed to write a five page essay in two days!" "Its actually not that hard, zim. "Its just coming up with an idea for the essay. Zim just stared at dib thinking. "hmmmm Zim thought. Zim then smiled evily which Dib was totally oblivious of. "Hmmmm maybe if we work together and we help each other I can get into his good graces then use my own invention on him and know more about the human race HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Hmmmmmm u know this would be a good idea to trick zim into actually think that I care for him. "Perfect they both said in their heads oblivious that each had the same idea to trick each other. But maybe both of them knowing can a good thing or a bad thing. Who knows…..

While dib was looking for something to eat, Zim was thinking on the assignment they should do. Just them Zim had an idea. "Hey Dib, Zim called to Dib. Dib spun around from the pantry and found Zim sitting at the table staring at the newspaper. "Uh what Zim, he asked somewhat interest on what he had to say. Zim was reading his paper while talking to Dib. "Well you know the essay is do Monday right?" ?Uh YEA?!" DUH"! "I'm the one who told you remember"?, Dib stated somewhat but somewhat not shocked by his horrible listening skills. "Well maybe we should do the essay together and do it on the same thing, but we can stretch it differently. Dib was dumbfounded. "U LIZARD"! "Were not allowed to do it together". "Its one on one." Zim had a very sly grin on his face. "U-u-h what?" "W-why are you staring at me like that"? Zim laughed at his cluelessness. "DIB! Zim said smiling "Come on". "If we do it together…. Miss Bitters might think we are getting along and maybe might make our punishment shorter". "The whole idea was her to make us get along". "We can just pretend someone to like each other and if we actually do this ONE ONE ASSIGNTMENT TOGETHER…. Shell might let us free. "I mean come on you don't think shell actually put us to sleep together for two months do you", Zim said as he laughed nervously. Dib thought for a moment. I guess that could work. Yes and he can trick Zim into actually enjoying it. As Dib got his bowl of cereal out of the cupboard he then asked Zim, "alright, Zim. "What do you want to write about?. "Hmmmmmm, Zim thought for a moment, "How bout about different species and why they can never be friends?" "No zim, We cant do anything with aliens in it. "We need an angel and hook something about us that we do al-"I GOT IT!, Dib said with excitement. "You did? Zim looked up. Just when Zim was going to ask Dib what he thought of Gir came rushing in all happily like always. "ANYBODY WAN'T WAFFLES! Both Zim and Dib stared at Gir and sighed. "No Gir, they both said simultaneously. "Ok Zim said, as they were back on track. "What is your Idea"? Dib stood there for a moment and lost track of what he said and what the idea was. "Oh WAIT I remember. "Ok, What is the one thing we do constantly over and over?" Zim thought for a moment "Uhhhhhhm….." Dib rolled his eyes. "The thing that got us in trouble. "Oh yea_ oh wait you want us to do an essay on us fighting"? "What?! "NO"! "Then I don't get it?" "Well the fighting part gave me an idea, we should do an essay on war". "And we can talk about how not species but each different cultures and races like American Germans and all others have their different race have different beliefs but will add some of our own beliefs in there too like how your species have tall leaders and wont make a short person the leader". Zim thought for a moment. "T-this is accualy a good idea, Dib Stink. "Excuse me"? "You're the one usually with the bad ideas, Even though you been on this planet for almost 2 and a half years I still no more than you because I am a human". Zim squacked. "Zim has good Ideas"! Dib sighed. Yes but when it comes to earth projects I'm more skilled in them." "I mean if we did an irken project like how we did on earth you would no more than me because you are that race". Zim just stood there silently. There was an akward slience between them for a while. "OK! Zim broke the silence. "Lets this stupid essay done with so we don't have to talk to each other the rest of the day!" "Sounds great with me."