Song from "A Cold Day in Miseryville" and "Best Bud Battle"

Sammy,

Sammy baby,

You'd better stop it with the snowin' and the blowin' or we're going to

Crush you in the machine!

*The Nosebleeds stopped here, but I'll go on anyway*

(Instrumental Solo)

Sammy: I'm not a snow singer,

No!

Sammy Garvin is a STAR stinger!

Sammy, Sammy, baby,

I was born to be a super star!

Jimmy: Sammy, stop with all that snow

Heloise: Or I'm gonna smack out your spleen!

Jimmy: Hit that spotlight!

Chorus: Wah, wah, whoa, wah, wah….. Rearrange it!

Jimmy: Keep moving that spotlight like it's dynamite!

Chorus: Sammy, Sammy, Sammy baby! Sammy, baby…

(Another Instrumental Solo)

Sammy: Sammy, Sammy

Sammy, Sammy!

Sammy, Sammy,

Sammy, Sammy!

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy….

I'm Sammy, I'm Sammy, I'm Sammy....

I'm Sam!