The Twins Evil Plan

Chapter 4: Pon de Replay

Disclaimer: Ouran+Mine no.

A/N:The few chapters are going be as if this was Ouran High School Host Club in English voices. Okay? and srry mind the foolishness that will be in the next few chapters.

Recap:

"Okay, so my turn?" They nodded.

"Okay..." An idea came. "Truth or dare, Host Club?"

-Story Begins-

"Well?"

"Haruhi."

"Yes?"

"If my memory is correct, you were only allowed to select one person per turn at a time."

"yes, but since all of you aren't familiar with this game, The way I played it is that you direct it at one person or party. At anytime if would have been fine to say 'truth or dare, the twins' or 'truth or dare, the parents' I wouldn't have stopped you."

They all silently agreed to let that pass. "Dare." They chorused.

"I dare you to all have a sing-off. I choose the songs and who sings what with who. There will be 3 rounds. You will have on night to learn your song and you'll have to sing in front of all the host club customers. The winner of the sing-off can..." She pondered.

"Stay over at my house for dinner." She finished. Tamaki's jaw dropped. The twins couldn't belive it. All they wanted to do was make Tamaki into a pretty girl, but this... this is would be perfect punishment if they won for Tamaki. They would surely win the game.

"I don't see how that is really a prize." Kyoya muttered. "Your home isn't really that special, just because it in the commener part of town.."

"MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T SAY SUCH ILL WORDS ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!! SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE!!!!!!!" Tamaki ranted on.

"Well, for most people, when I mean most everyone in the host club, bar you, would love spending a night at my house. But all you want to do is to just mope over not getting to take over your fathers company." Haruhi said fuming with anger.

"I'd rather mope than spend a night at a commener's home."

"What? Well-" Before Haruhi could say anymore, Mori bellowed. "Be quiet. We do not want to hear your bickering." Everyone froze. Mori never spoke more than 1 or 2 words. Did he finally crack? Did get annoyed by he pickering between Haruhi and Kyoya? Or was it something esle?

"Mitsukuni is napping." Everyone understood. Honey fell asleep probably from getting bored of the fighting. Also with anyone with senses would never want to wake Honey up.

"So, will you agree to the dare?"

"I have no other way around it." He replied. Everyone started talking about which songs they could do. Tamaki kept urging Haruhi to let him do his dance moves. Kaoru joked that if he did, he might kill someone. There was laughter and happieness. The only was there was someone usually quiet.

-Hikaru's POV

Kyoya would never accept into doing something that doesn't provide merits. The whole damn world knows that. What's he up to? He would never let emotions spill out just like a minute ago. Something's up. And its got to do with Haruhi. Damn him. By now I'll never be able to tell her how I really feel. And Milord always there and how Haruhi is so naive sometimes. Really, it wouldn't kill her to learn to really understand people's words and actions. Dammit Kyoya.

-End of Hikaru's POV

"Okay. I'll pick something out of my mp3 alright?"

"Wow!!! an mp3!!!! what is it? Its so small!! and its red! Pretty..." Tamaki ranted.

"An mp3 holds music for you to listen to, and its alot like an ipod." Haruhi answered.

"So, its like a commener ipod?" Tamaki questioned.

"Yes its just like an ipod Tamaki. Its just cheaper." Haruhi replied.

"But ipods look nothing alike. They're big and hold videos and movies!!!!!" Tamaki asked. He pulled out his for show.

"Its the same thing."

"Its amazing!!!!! how could such a small thing hold music????" He picked up her mp3 and inspected it like an artifact."

"But Haruhi wouldn't have that kind of money to buy a one of those????"

"Yes she does. We saw her that day." Kaoru answered. "We called her up on her cell just to make sure."

"Haruhi has a cellphone????? That would wayyyyy too expensive for commener's to buy!!!!!"

"I'm... not... that ... poor..." She cringed. "Damn rich bastards..." Tamaki stiffened and went into his corner-of-woe.

"Hmmm lets see... I'll just put this on shuffle..." She flipped thorugh all of them. As she was searching, she got lost in her thoughts...

-Haruhi's POV

I wonder if the guys can sing.. hmmm but all my songs are all outdated... I wonder what time dad will back... I really need to some studying done tonight...

-End of Haruhi's POV

-Kyoya's POV

I can't belive I have to sing. Oh well, it should be okay. I always act upon my merits. It may mean that I would have to sing but the merits will come.

-End of Kyoya's POV

She handed out little pieces of paper to everyone with their song written on it. "Okay go onto the internet and download your songs and lyrics tonight. Be ready to sing tomorrow during the Host club hours okay?" They all nodded. "So the order for tomorrow is Kaoru, Mori-senpai, Kyoya-senpai, Tamaki-senpai, Honey-senpai, and Hikaru." Everyone left without a word.

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The Hitachiin Mansion

"Kaoru?"

"Yeah?"

"You started practicing yet?"

"Not yet. Why?"

"Can you pratice with me?"

"Umm sure."

"Great. I wanna make sure I win the sing-off tomorrow."

"Ohh, I see. So, can I pratice with you too?"

"Yeah, but I wanna make sure that I- oh I mean one of us wins instead of tono."

"Why do you want to win so badly Hikaru?" His brother plopped down beside him.

"I really want to show Haruhi that I can sing well."

"Why you just tell her you like her?"

"WHAAAA- no I don't what are you talking about…" Hikaru said neverously.

"Hikaru." His brother wrapped his arm around him. "You know; you'll have to tell her sooner or later." Kaoru said.Hikaru stood up. He was about to leave the room. "I gonna go pratice." He said and slammed the door behind him.

Kaoru smirked. He wasn't sure if could say that Haruhi was naïve or it was just plain luck that Hikaru can sing. And that he's good.Tomorrow they would all be in for a big surprise.

Haninozuka Mansion

"Know your song yet Takashi?"

"Ah."

"It'll be really fun. Eh Takashi? If one of us wins, Haru-chan might make me a cake!!! Wouldn't that be great??"

"Ah."

"Oh this will be exciting! I'll get some song-learning food from the cake shop downstairs okay?" (A/N: Honey likes cakes. Honey is rich. Honey would have a cake shop in his house, heck, where could he get so many cakes at time really?)

"Alright."

Ootori Mansion

He clicked the keys on the laptop with his fingers. He printed out the lyrics. He downloaded the song and played it. He followed the words with his eyes. After the song finished, all you heard was a sharp rip of paper, a thump into the trash, and more clicking with the keys.

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The next day.

Haruhi pulled open the third music room door. It was usually quiet. Everyone had a piece of paper in hand and an ipod in another they were seated on the couch and were silently mouthing the words. Girls surrounded them and followed the music with their eyes.Everyone but the person who brings a laptop to the club everyday and all he does is still in front of it. Haruhi rolled her eyes and threw her bag down next to the couch.

As if it was a chain reaction of events Tamaki sprang up and rushed over and collapsed on Haruhi. She struggled under the overly happy junior lying on her from the excitement of seeing her again."My Daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we begin the contest????????? Please?????""Uhhhh fine. Tamaki get off!" She shoved him off.

Kyoya stood up at the front of the room. He flashed everyone his sly grin. "Ladies, Ladies, Settle down please. We will now have the main event of the day. The Host club will be having a sing-off." The girls squealed in delight. "You will vote and support your host and all proceeds will go to keeping the hot club open." He flashed a smile.Haruhi sweat dropped. The bastard was using this whole thing for money. She never thought that would actually stoop so low. But this was Kyoya. He was FULL of surprises. Literally."Our Judges will be Haruhi and Renge. Each one of us will sing and they will choose the winner. The winner will then choose one girl from his supporters and give them a kiss." Half the swarm of girls fainted."Now let us begin! Please put your name on one of the clipboards for the host you support and take a seat in front of the stage."

"There's a stage???" Haruhi asked."Of course. The host club can't have a performance without proper equipment." Haruhi stared. There were speakers, spotlights, a lighting booth, a microphone and a sound system. She wondered how they all this done in one night.Everyone gathered and sat down. The host club members were behind the curtain."Okay so first Tamaki-senpai, Kyoya-senpai, Mori-senpai, and the twins and Honey-senpai alright? I have the CD with all the songs on it, I'll start the music and all of you, don't make complete idiots of yourselfs." Haruhi muttered.

She came out from the curtain and grabbed the microphone."Ladies, Welcome to the main event of the day, round 1 of The host club sing-off!" Haruhi said. The girls squealed. "First we'll have Tamaki sing Pon de replay by Rihanna." The curtains opened. Tamaki flashed a grin. She walked off and turned up the volume and beginning of the song began to play.