Hell Hath No Fury (prompt: Indecent)
A/N: This is my highest rated yet. It contains hints of boysecks, some crude language (courtesy of Ron, of course), and hints of femslash. If ya don't wanna deal with any of that, then just bypass this one.
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"Oh, Harry, right there!"
"God, Ron, that's so good!"
They were in mid-thrust when Hermione Bombara'd open their bedroom door. She was clearly angry.
"Will the two of you PLEASE use a silencing spell, already? The walls of this flat are paper thin and I have to listen to you grunt, groan, and moan every damn night! It's positively indecent."
Without another word, she turned, walked out, and slammed the remains of the door behind her.
"Geez, what's eating her?"
Ron smirked. "Nah, mate, it's what's NOT been eating her. Ginny's been gone for a week on a work assignment!"