Isho Moogoo: Hey. I'm updating again. What's new with you? Warning: Quotes.
I don't own the people who made the game but I do own a copy of the game. I wuv it so.
"This is the throne room sire, well, whats left of it anyway. Most of it was distroyed or pillaged in the attacked. Horrible, the way they killed your predecessor like that. Oh well, everything is good now that you are here sire. Evil always finds a way."
Gnarl begins to cackle as I look about the ruined room. There are holes in the walls and floor and debris blocks many all of the passages but the one to the spawning pit. We walk over to a giant pool in the floor that is near a columned terrace that looked out to a valley that was surrounded by mountains.
"This, sire, is the Tower portal. This used to be where the Tower Heart resided. It would allow you to go wherever you wanted. Unfortunately it, too, was stolen.
Gnarl points at the large pool.
"The good news, however, is that we have been able to track down the last known location of the tower heart. The portal has just enough power to allow us to go retrieve it. Enter whenever you like master."
With nothing better to do I enter. After a flash of blinding white Gnarl and I are on a green hill. Gnarl turns to me.
"These fields are called Mellow Hills. Notice the fresh green grass, the bright flowers, and the bouncing sheep. Hideous is it not? try not to in hail it my lord. Now if you will follow me into this bight, green, abomination!"
He was growling at the end of the last sentence. We walk over to a rock pool of bubbling yellow liquid.
"Here you can summon minions from your tower."
I go over and summon the three minions from the rank water. Once they are out we head down to a herd of sheep.
"As you know, minions are your main attack force. To get more, you need to kill living creatures to harvest their life force. We will do so with these sheep, as they are easy to kill and very abundant. (this is where i start putting in changes) We will need to take a few to the tower to do this. Take as many as you want."
I take five ewes, two rams, and three lambs. That left 15 to breed here. The minions herd them to the gate where they dissolve back to the tower. We will kill them later, but for now we need to find the Tower Heart. We walk back down to where the pasture is but turn right instead. There we find a house with a pumpkin patch in front of it. Standing in the patch is a man who had both of his arms tied to a board. When he sees us or, invariably, me, he begs us to help him. After he says what was important he started to babble insanely about how the pumpkins were out to get him. I ignore him and go to the farm house. A fairly short creature is standing in front of it and he tries to fight us. I make short work of him as I don't have the time for this. I ignore the thanks of the farmer and carry on. The next pumpkin patch we come to has a huge glowing orb in the center.
"Look, the Tower Heart! Those stupid Halflings must have been using it to grow pumpkins! Those fools, they have no idea the power it contains. Quickly sire! Have the minions carry it back to the gate!"
I send the three minions over and they pick it up. They carefully navigate their way out of the patch and head towards a shortcut I hadn't noticed before. They wait for me to knock the bridge down and they put it on the gate. It disappears and we follow it to the tower.
Isho: Hope you like this chapter. I'll explain the sheep thing later.