Here's part 2 to Trouble, Slash, Potion and a slightly bigger than the last one. I know I'm sorta rushing through Hikari's growth, but I will put up a poll for you to choose if you want her to remain the same as she is now, or return to being a baby. Enjoy :)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or its characters except my own oc Hikari and possible others.
Chapter IV: Potion Plus Baby Equals Trouble - PART II
"Okay…what just happened?" Konan asked, still staring at the woman in front of her. The other three said nothing. Hikari looked down at herself and felt her heat rise to her face and her arms immediately came up to cover herself as a reflex of embarrassment. Sasori frowned, then glared at Tobi.
"Look at what you've done!" Tobi whimpered and cowered behind Deidara. He growled and pushed him away from him.
"Don't you dare try to take cover behind me, hm!"
"Hey what-" Hidan stopped in his tracks and stared, mouth agape at the nakedness of Hikari.
"Holymotherfuckingshit." He mumbled as a single word, dumbstruck at the sight, and apparently getting a bloody nose too.
"Hidan, this is Hikari, don't be a sicko, un ." Deidara said, rolling his eyes and feeling disgusted by his reaction. The Jashinist immediately choked.
"H-Hikari?! How the hell can this be that little baby brat?" He questioned, even more confused now.
"Tobi was messing with one of my potions and dropped it all on her." Sasori explained, again glaring at the orange faced member. It wasn't long before the rest started piling in, since it was lunch time. Quickly coming to her senses, Konan took her cloak off and placed it around Hikari so she wouldn't be stared at by the others, well at least not in a nasty way, but she did still gain quite a bit of attention.
"Konan, who is this?" Kisame asked, looking at Hikari's face and grinning with sharp teeth.
"Are you blind, shark shit? This is Hikari, the brat!" Hidan answered him, rather dramatically too. At first he wasn't pleased with the nickname, but he soon forgot that when his bright white eyes bugged out.
"What? That's not possible! Hikari's a baby!" He countered. Sasori sighed; he knew trouble was on its way.
"She was, until Tobi spilled a potion on her. Obviously it made her grow into an adult." He explained.
"Tobi, you're a blessing!" Hidan said in glee of what was happening. The rest rolled their eyes. Being religious had no effect on Hidan's hornyness whatsoever, but that wasn't his problem alone.
"I expect you bunch to control yourselves, reminding that this is a temporary state, isn't that right Sasori?" She turned to the redhead.
" Well…" He started, sounding uncertain. That made Konan narrow her eyes.
"Well, what?" Sasori sweatdropped at her tone. Why did he have to get the short end of the stick?
"I'm not sure if there's a reverse to it. I haven't created such potion; Tobi probably mixed up a bunch of chemicals and it turned out to have this effect...damn idiot." He explained, grunting the last part.
Konan slapped her forehead and groaned.
"Great, just great." Hikari took the bottle from her lips and placed it on the counter. The members watched her for half a moment and started discusing amongst themselves about what should be done about this. Hikari walked over to the table and sat down on a chair; it seemed that with the growth potion, the side effects had her acquire some advanced behaviors from what a baby of a couple months would have. Deidara finally approached and smiled down at her.
"Hey hime-chan, are you feeling well?" She looked up to him and nodded.
"Good, hm." Sasori stared at Deidara and narrowed his eyes." Don't go doing anything you would regret brat." Deidara turned to him and frowned.
"Geez, I'm not that horrible dana, I wouldn't take advantage of her...now Hidan on the other hand..."
"Hey! Bitch come here and I'll fucking sacrifice you!" Deidara rolled his eyes and ignored the silver haired man in fume. At that time Pein, the only one left out on the news, entered the kitchen.
"What is all the yelling about?" He asked, coming through and instantly spotting Hikari. He was quiet for a moment, then turned to the rest.
"Care to explain what's going on?" Konan stepped up, taking the liberty to tell him.
"Yes, well you see we had a little accident with a potion, and it turned little Hikari into a woman." She summarized. Leader raised an eyebrow.
"You mean to say that this girl is...Hikari?" She nodded and he looked back with a look of wonder.' A little unbelievable that she so suddenly grew.' He thought and rubbed his temples.
"Pain-sama, what are we going to do about it?" Sasori asked. Pain looked at him, then glanced back to Hikari. Perhaps something could be savaged out of this. Pein looked back at him.
"Keep her that way, I just thought up something..." Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Thought up something, sir? What exactly?" Pein walked over to Hikari and crouched down to be eye-level with her.
"Hikari-san, would you mind staying like this forever?" She blinked a few times, and seemed to contemplate on it before shaking her head.
"Good, until there is an antidote to your state, you will we helping us out." He stood back up. Konan frowned now, seeming to get what he was trying to do here.
"Sir, how can she help us out if she doesn't even know anything about the shinobi world?" Kisame asked. Pain turned to him.
"That is why each of you will teach her to become one." He revealed. The others tensed, but there wasn't anything they could do against Pain's decision.
Konan looked to Hikari. "Sweetheart, can you speak?" She asked. Hikari pursed her lips, concentrating on how she would make out words. A part of her brain activated a dialect, that she had registered from when she was a baby, and with the potion it seemed to expand.
"Umm, yeah." Her voice spoke, and it was such a sweet tone. The other members blushed, with the exception of a few that were too proud to show the color. Konan gave a smile. 'She's going to give so much trouble, I'm starting to think that Deidara was right...she will break hearts.' She thought.
"Very well, your training will begin as soon as possible." He turned to the others. "It'll be up to you to make sure she learns everything she needs to know." With that said he walked off. Sasori stared down at Hikari; she looked around eighteen or so in appearance.
"Well brat, welcome to the hardcore Akatsuki organization." He ruffled her hair a little, which caused her to give a small giggle. He blushed slightly, still not used to having Hikari as a fully grown woman instead of that cute little baby he used to take care of every once in a while. She was still cute, but because of her appearance, it was staring to become something more than just cute, perhaps pretty? Beautiful? Who knows, only time will tell, really.
"Hikari-chan, we'll do our best to help you out on this, un." Dei said with determination and the others agreed.
"Yeah, it'll be one happy fucked up family for sure." Hidan commented with a smirk, but received as slap in the back of the head from Kakuzu.
"Arg! Damn-" Konan narrowed her eyes at him." Err...darn it all!" He quickly rephrased. Konan nodded in approval.
"Good, you're starting to become more self-controlled."
"Yeah right bit-" A glare from her made him gulp. "Bittersweet person." He grunted. This change in him was humorous for some.
"Umm, mommy?" She called to Konan, who looked at her surprised.
"Mommy you said?" She looked at her and blinked.
"Well, aren't you my mommy?" Konan thought about it, and really, she was the only woman who took care of Hikari, as a mother would have if she wasn't a despicable person to leave the little one at the backdoor, abandoned. Konan smiled now.
"Yes, I'm your mommy I guess." Hikari smiled back. "I'm kinda hungry..."
"So what? Go make some godda-" Kakuzu slapped Hidan. "She just suddenly got out of the diapers, and you expect her to know how to cook?"
Hidan grumbled. "I swear one of these days I'll sacrifice you to Jashin-sama."
"Who's Jashin-sama?" Hikari asked. Hidan's eyes brightened at her curiosity in his god.
"Why, my little siren, I'll be more than glad to explain it to you-"
"Forget it, don't even bother listening to him, trust me." Sasori said, cutting him off and in turn getting a glare from Hidan.
"You're all fucking heathens!"