A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! Also all that favorite or put this story on alert thanks!
This chapter is dedicated to Jazzii: thanks for the continually reviews they help me get my but to work so thanks.
DISCLAIMER: Not Stephenie Meyer, but that'd be so cool.
BPOV
"Oh God, that—was hilarious—we—totally—need to do—this again—soon." I couldn't help but uncontrollably laugh, you could hear Edward's phone going off from upstairs and every call just got funnier. Alice, Rose, and I have been in Alice's room for the past thirty minutes just calling Edward; every time it started to ring you could hear him groan.
"I agree. Rose, that was brilliant!" Even Alice thought it was funny, and Edward was her brother. Nothing like some good old fashioned sibling rivalry. "Oh, and Bella, just to let you know your sleeping over." That's just like Alice, to bring my mood from happy and joyful to infuriated. Sleepover meant more makeovers which means more torture. I already have a ton of makeup on; oh, they'll probably wash it off and start over again.
"Alice!" Wow, a whine, that was so not what I was going for. "I don't want to be made over repeatedly throughout the night."
"Silly Bella." She was giggling, at me, is it so wrong to assume that Alice would want to dress me like a doll and be my own personal makeup artist? "We're not only going to give you makeovers but also we're going to dress you up in the new clothes we bought you, it's going to be kinda like a fashion show." No! did she just say fashion show, and imply that I'd be the one doing the catwalk? I think Alice hit her head while laughing, because when would I ever do that?
"So, um, Alice how do you expect to get me to do this?" There is no way I would willingly do that; she should know that, that's what best friends are for, right?
"Well, my plan was to threaten you in to doing it." Alice stated matter-of-factly.
"What do have to threaten me with?" Alice must be bluffing I haven't done anything that's of use for anyone to threaten me with.
"I was planning to tell Edward that you like him." What?! I couldn't speak for awhile I was just in utter shock. Never will I ever like Edward Cullen!
"I DO NOT LIKE EDWARD! What could make you say that?" It was like a repeat of this afternoon, when she said we'd become friends again.
"I think that, because of the way you blushed when you saw him staring at you, your blush always gives you away." Alice said calmly, Rose who was standing behind Alice just nodded her head. They're both crazy!
"Do you even know why he stopped talking to you in first grade?!" Rose didn't wait for me to answer. "Because you should find out. You just assumed he didn't like you. Well when you assume you make an ass out of you and—not me, but him."
"Rose, I couldn't care less about it, so just stop, ok?" They were really irritating me now.
"Bella whether you trust us of not, look into it, please." Oh no, Alice pulled out her pout, it always go me.
"Fine Alice. But how? How do I find out?"
"Well first of all, be nice, no more pranks. Do not give me that look; pranking Edward is not as necessary as breathing." I couldn't help but laugh at that part because I said that once awhile ago.
"Alice, I'll do whatever you want me to do, okay?" There was no point in fighting Alice and Rose; they were the strongest tag team ever.
"Well that's good, look Rose, Bella is learning how to be cooperative, imagine that!" Just shoot me, shoot me now. This crash course in how to get Edward to tell me why we hate each other didn't look like it was going to work so far.
"Aww! Bella you're are just so adorable when you're cooperative." Rose went up and grabbed my cheek, creepy. Did they want me to leave and never come back?!
"Well first of all if you guys ever grab my cheeks again like an old granny, you're going to lose that hand, and second of all quite say I'm adorable again and I'll do a disappearing act, for good." I really wish I could hiss or growl at them without them just bursting out laughing at me. The look on Alice's face was priceless though, she looked shocked yet impressed and Rose just looked taken aback, maybe it was because I threatened to her rip her hand off, I don't know.
"Bella! C'mon we were just joking around, it was just that time of the day you know Poke Fun at Bella Time?" They had a name for it?! Alice is so not funny right now even though she is laughing, you know it's pathetic when people laugh at there own jokes.
"My least favorite time of the day." I mumbled, hopefully they didn't hear what I said, but with my luck they would.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?" Yes, Rose definitely heard me, you could tell from her sickly sweet voice.
"Just get on with the torture, would ya?" This was going to be a long sleepover for sure, I'm going to have a fear of curling irons and mascara by the end of this.
EPOV
Bella better be prepared for what I have planned for her, this is going to ruin her to pieces; she won't be able to get up on her feet again from the horror I'm going to inflict on her. I'm so tempted to do an evil laugh but Emmett and Jasper would give me a weird look, but then again they were absorbed in the T.V. show they were watching. What are they watching? And soon I got my answer. Why the hell were they watching Gossip Girl?! What self respecting guy would watch that show?
"Guys, what the heck? You're watching Gossip Girl what could be entertaining about it in the least?" I was dumbfounded to a how they could be watching this show.
"Actually, Edward it's pretty interesting. You see Dan, Serena's boyfriend likes Ms. Carr, who's Serena's teacher. And then there's the whole Blair—Chuck situation going on. The plot is pretty addictive if you ask me." Did Jasper just give me a tell back about what's happening in the show? In what universe would I care about what happens on Gossip Girl?
"I don't care now, nor will I ever care. But seriously Jasper, you like this crap? I expected this sort of stuff from Emmett, but you?" This is the weirdest situation I've ever been in. I really just want to leave, but the least I could do is try to preserve their manhood. "Hey, how 'bout we go out side and throw the old pigskin around?" They just continued to stare at the T.V. It's a lost cause. Well at least now I can perfect my plan to get back at Bella for the whole ring tone thing.
As I walked up to my room, I continued to bask in the glory of my plan. The only thing that was missing was the execution, how was I going to—and then it hit me like an anvil of course why didn't I think of it before. I decided to get it done now rather than later so I grabbed some paint and scissors, and ran, yes I ran with scissors, like I care. And as I got to the corner of the street my adrenaline started to pump.
BPOV
Finally the tortures of last night are over. Hurray! So many different looks, so many tight clothes, but I made Alice come with me to return them. For once I got my way, she was probably going to go and just buy them again but I didn't care.
As we reached my house I felt like something was off, I didn't understand it so I just ignored the feeling. But as I entered my house, with Alice on my trail, the feeling grew stronger. As I got to my door to and grabbed the knob I got nervous for some reason then I opened it—
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE—EDWARD!"
A/N: This is my first cliffhanger and probably last but if I don't get a lot of reviews the longer it'll take me to update. I wonder what Edward did to Bella's room? Anyone care to guess?
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