Moon: I don't want to do the disclaimer anymore. Also the story is like right after the whole get-Saber-to-take-a-bath thing.

I rubbed my towel against my head as I checked my phone for messages. *Sigh* My lovely little iphone. I love you and hate you at the same time. Anyway I got five new messages; three from each of my friends and two from my sister. I checked the one's from my friends first.

Wolf: I swear my mom is so annoying she's gonna make me jump off a bridge

Me: It could be worse

Wolf: How?

I smirked. I always thought of worse ways someone's life could be to make it seem like their life is one of the best.

Me: She could find out about me and start asking questions

Wolf: Good point, thanks you made me feel slightly better

Me: Your welcome ttyl

Wolf: Ttyl

Kody: is there anything wrong with wanting to throw your older sister out a window?

Me: Lol no

Kody: Good, thought i was the only one

Me: Trust me your not. So what'd your sister do?

Kody: She had the nerve to take my game out of my room, play it and when I told her to give it back my mom told me to share my things. Can you believe that bullshit?

Me: You should've taken the game out of the system and put it back in you room

Kody: Ya know what? Im gonna do that! Ttyl

Me: Ttyl

Mason: Guess what

Me: You punched some guy in the face

Mason: Lol no

Me: You finally learned how to do a split 0_0

Mason: Hell no i want kids in the future

Me: I give up

Mason: I'm staying with my cousins for the next three weeks so I don't have to deal with my mom

Me: That's great take a picture so I can see what you look like without brusies

Mason: Kay ttyl

Me: Ttyl

Zarya: Hey Lena what's up with you?

Zarya: Hoe! I say hey to you and you didn't say hey back! WTH?! Btw I'm coming over in a few days :D

What the hell? How the hell is she just gonna yell at me through a text then be all nice and say she's gonna visit?

I heard the doorbell ring in the distance. I shoved my phone in my pocket and was about to leave when Saber barked.

I turned to him. "What?" He looked at me.

"Chto (what)?" He barked and pawed at his head.

...Oh! The towel. I pulled the towel off my head and threw it on the bed next to Saber. I heard the doorbell ring again. Seriously? The guys couldn't answer the door? I left my room and walked down stairs, Saber following behing. I stopped by the living room on my way to the door.

Ivan and Al were fighting over the tv remote, Yong-soo took the chance to put one of his dramas into the dvd player which got the attention of Al and Ivan, and Matt was reading a book. Where he got it I have no idea.

Anyway back to the door. I walked up to it and leaned forward.

"Who is it?"

"Open zhe door before I break it down," A French accented voice said accompanied by a low growl.

"I'm not sure I want to,"

"Open zhe door, its 'ot out 'ere and Ròuguì looks like he's about to pass out."

"I'll think about it," I said unlocking the top lock.

"Lena!"

"Calm the fuck down, I'm unlocking the door right now." I undid the bottom lock and opened the door. Zarya walked in, her chow chow, Ròuguì, right behind her.

"Merci (Thank you). Do you know 'ow 'ot it is? Its very 'ot, I'm not even kidding when I say I feel like I'm on fire," She said all this while fanning her face, unbuttoning the top of her shirt, and leaning down to kiss me on my cheek. She's a multi-tasker. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Ròuguì lick Saber's face and Saber pawed at him to stop.

"Lena, who's at the door?" Matthew poked his head around the corner. His eyes widened when he looked at Zarya.

"Is that Ukraine? Why does she look different?" Zarya looked slightly horrified at the accusation.

"I don't look like Ukraine! Lena, do I look like Ukraine?"

"Uhhh..." Well to be honest she does look like Ukraine. The only difference is the hair, eyes, clothes, and personality. Zarya's hair is brown but she has the same hair accesories. Her eyes are brown, her clothes are a white button down dress shirt and a black pencil skirt. And instead of being a cry baby she will stand up and defend herself. Other than that she is a Ukraine look-a-like.

"Lena!" Zarya shook me by the shoulders.

"What?"

"Tell 'im I don't look like Ukraine!"

"But then I'd be lying to him," Zarya narrowed her eyes at me.

"Dumb 'oe," She said while smacking my arm. She turned away from me then nudged my arm. "Who is 'e anyway?"

Matthew paled. "I'm Canada,"

"But your so small," Zarya walked up to Matt and knelt down to look into his eyes. "You 'ave really pretty eyes though." Is she really flirting with him?

"T-thanks."

"Zarya," I called out.

"Hmmm?" Zarya picked up Kumajirou and started cuddling him.

"Don't you remember that one anime?"

"Fruits basket?"

"Wha-no Hetalia! The one where the countries were human!"

"Oh...Oh! Oh my God! 'Ow? When? Oh God zhey're even cuter in real life!" (A/N I know right) She put down Kumajirou and hugged Matt AKA smothered his face in her huge chest.

"Bolʹshaya sestra?(Big sister?)"

I turned my head which was currently facing Saber and Ròuguì, who were playing together, and saw Ivan, surprisingly without his usual smile, looking surprised at my sister.

And being the only big sister in the room she replied: "Da?" Looking up at Ivan with big innocent eyes.

"Why do you look so different?"

"Because I'm not Ukraine,"

-hetalia-

"So as you can see this," I pointed to my sister. "is not Ukraine. She may look like Ukraine, but trust me she's not. Any questions?" We were in the living room where I was showing everyone that Zarya was not Ukraine and the guys (Russia & Canada) looked a bit disappointed. Yong-soo raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Can I claim her da-ze?" I smirked mischevously.

"Sure, why not?"

"Hurray da-ze!" He turned to Zarya. "Your breast belong to me da-ze!" He jumped up and practically tackled my sister. Ròuguì, who was laying across Saber's back, instantly got up and growled when Yong-soo jumped his owner. He was about to attack Yong-soo when Zarya raised her fist and slammed it against Yong-soo's face. Yong-soo flew backwards and into the wall.

Hmm, maybe I should've said no. Zarya is very strong and has a tendency to not let people get away with only a scratch or bruise. Trust me when I say don't get on her bad side.

"Ow da-ze…." Oh, now I kinda feel bad about letting him grope her.

Zarya glared at Yong-soo then started toward him to most likely break bones, cause internal bleeding, and/or give a concussion. That's where I come in.

"Hey," I grabbed a hold of Zarya's arm. She turned her glare to me.

"Let. Go."

"You didn't have to hit him so hard."

"Let go or I'll beat some sense into you too."

"Like when we were little?" That was a low blow, but she deserved it. Her eyes widened and her features softened.

"That's not cool."

"Neither is beating up my housemates. Only I can do that."

Zarya let out a small laugh then punched me in the arm. Hard.

"Ow! Shit! What the hell?" I exclaimed, rubbing the soon to be bruised spot where she punched.

"I needed the anger release," she said before walking up the stairs, Ròuguì at her heels.

"So you punch me?!" I whisper to myself. I turned to the guys with a slight blush, kinda embarrassed that they watched me and my sister fight if you could call it that.

"You can help him you know." I pointed to Yong-soo who sunk to the floor murmuring something along the lines of 'Pain. So much pain da-ze.'.

Alfred was the first to do something, trying to be a hero I guess. He got Yong-soo off the floor and onto one of the couches while Matthew got the first aid kit (how he knew where it was is beyond me) and Ivan brought kimchi because food helps when your in pain. Meanwhile I sat down and watched with Saber's head in my lap.

-hetalia-

"Hey, Lena?" I popped one eye open and looked over to see who spoke. It was Matt.

"Hmm?"

"What did you mean by 'like when we were little'?" He asked.

"Oh, uh…." I didn't really want to answer this question. Especially since the guys were now looking at me curiously.

"Well, long story short, we weren't always on good terms."

"Why?"

I cringed. I really didn't want to answer these type of questions.

"I'll tell you another time." I said, turning over in my seat and closing my eyes again.

Moon: I. Hate. Slow. Updates. But I update slowly too so I'm a hypocrite. And I don't like being a hypocrite! Gah! *flips table*