So like the naturally twat he was, Levi brought Erwin and Hanji to Maria's. To watch Eren dance.
The club was a nice place, surprisingly considering all of the stories that Levi had heard (and research he'd read on the internet). It was very large, with a large bar made of black marble, which sparkled under the lights. The trio were lead to a booth close to the stage, the pink velvet lining was surprisingly soft, and Hanji was very happy with the free drinks they had been treated too, thanks to Eren talking to the club owner, who apparently adored the young man, which annoyed Levi.
"I knew that kid wasn't as innocent as he seemed, there was something up about him. Marry him Levi. Marry him and make sweet love to him before I do. God I love that kid." Hanji said, already downing a pint of beer. Erwin laughed, as Levi frowned behind his beer. "Hey look its He-Man! He-Man!"
"Dr Hanji please stop calling me that." Armin said, as he came over, smiling at Erwin, who smiled back. "Eren told you he used to work here then?"
"After he was finished making out with Levi!" Hanji added, making kissy faces.
"Hi Armin." Erwin said, making room for him to sit down. "Do I need to apologise for Hanji again?"
"I'm used to it by now. How's that guy you were seeing, Mike was it?"
"He's locked up in my room. Oh boy is that boy fun." Erwin and Levi looked at each other, unsure on if they should help the poor guy out, but knew anyone who had been with Hanji for more than one night had put themselves in that situation and therefore was beyond help. "So, do you always come to watch Eren?"
"No, I drop him off and pick him up because the idiot got himself banned from driving due to speeding and telling police officers to fuck off. But today we got a taxi because I knew you guys would be here and Eren insisted I try to have fun." Armin just shrugged, knowing he wasn't going to enjoy this at all.
"Marry that boy Levi!"
"Stop planning my love life Hanji." Levi muttered, as he sipped more of his drink.
"Then get him home and fuck his little ass until he can't walk."
"That I might do."
"You really want to hear this?" Erwin asked Armin, who shrugged, taking a sip from pink and rather girly drink, making Levi and Hanji chuckle.
"I'm used to it."
"Are you even old enough to be here?" Levi asked.
"I'm 23! I'm a year older than Eren!"
"Alright, a bit touchy. But what the hell are you drinking?" Armin just shrugged, having another sip out of the tall glass.
"It was on the specials. It tastes like strawberries." Hanji wiped the drink out of his hands, sipping it before downing it. "Hey!"
"Keep them coming! Mama likes them!" Hanji then called over the waiter, and the rest of the group knew they would be stuck drinking the girlies drink on the menu. Levi frowned, finishing his bottle of beer, wishing he could have a British brand, when a man in his late 50's at least took to the stage, and took the mic, smiling in a perverted manner at the crowd on the dance floor, as the music was turned down.
"Well hello everyone! Are we having fun?" The man said, and a loud roar filled the club. "That's good, welcome back regulars, and for the newbies my name is Dot Pixis and I am the proud owner of Maria, and it gives me a great pleasure to present to you the star of our show, who is sadly only with us part time now." A loud, over dramatic 'ahh' in mock sadness echoed through the room, making Pixus smile, before fake frowning. "I know, and I miss seeing him every night, but he is here tonight!" Another roar of screams and applause filled the room. "I am excited as well, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one, and the only, Titan with his special guests our own Aphrodite and Hermes!"
When the opening beats of Ariana Grande's 'Break Free' filled the room, all the eyes followed the spot lights to the three figures of the stage, as their hips began to sway. Levi watched the man in the middle with a smile, knowing exactly whose ass that was, covered in tight brown leather, from watching it wander around his office and studio. Eren was in a black tank top, which tightly clung to his chest, and a beautiful red mask covering his eyes. Armin was laughing, before explaining that he'd been there when Eren was working out the route and had fallen a lot in his ankle high heels. The two behind Eren were attractive, a small and beautiful blond girl and a tall brunette boy with freckles, but they weren't keeping up as well as Eren, who was now in the crowd and grinding with random people, who were giving him money, a huge grin on his face and flirtations look in his eyes. Levi was filled with jealous.
"Wife that boy!"
"After I've done beating that ass."
"It's just part of the job, he'll pick you for the private dance." Armin said, once again making all of the older people at the table turn their entire bodies towards him, and he sighed. "All the dancers pick someone at random for a private dance after the main attraction. Most of them ask friends to come so they can actually have a break."
"Someone is getting laid tonight!" Hanji sang, on their 5th or 6th drink. Erwin laughed, as Armin rolled his eyes, getting up to say hi to a friend. "Be safe with him, he looks like he would snap in the wind."
"He's not scrawny. He's got good muscle definition." Levi said, not even bothering to look at his co-workers as he spoke, his eyes fixated on Eren who was laughing and grinned with the other male dancer, ideas of all the things he could do to that boy popped into his head.
A lot of unexpected ideas appeared, such as cuddling in the morning as Levi read the paper, or kissing Eren on the cheek before he went out. Taking him to France to meet his Grandparents…. When marriage appeared in his head, Levi shook his head, surprised at himself.
"Eren and Levi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Erwin said, a grin on his face.
"Shut up."
"Oh my god you really do want him as more than a fuck! Damn it, I owe eyebrows here $50…." Levi just shook his head, Erwin mouthed 'sorry not sorry' as Hanji handed over the prize money. "He's turned you all soft Levi. Next you'll be whisking him off to France to meet the family." Levi just frowned, as the dancing came to a stop, the crowd roaring and screaming like fools, Eren grinning and bowing on stage, slightly out of breath. Pixis came back onto the stage, as did many of the other dancers, and the crowd was hushed once more, as Pixis pulled Eren into a hug, keeping an arm around his waist.
"Spectacular as always, Titan, spectacular. Wasn't he!?" Another unnecessary loud whoop, as Eren kissed the older man's cheek, his arms going around Pixis's neck. "Down boy. But it is time for our favourite time of the night, the private dance! I think, as you are our favourite, Titan you should pick first." Eren suddenly grabbed the freckled boy, bursting through the crowd.
"Hey look, its Jean from your department!" Hanji yelled, as both men turned to look, as Eren smiled at him. The blond seemed confused, until he caught eyes with the freckled boy, who smiled shyly back. Eren made quick introductions, before the freckled boy took Jean by the hand, pulling him away to one of the booths dotted around the club, as Eren laughed and waved. "Aww Eren's setting him up with the gorgeous one. That's nice, he's nice. I'm drunk. Those drinks are strong!" Levi shook his head, watching as Eren wandered around, and people grabbing at his ass, giggled and swatted them away playfully. He made a few laps around the place, before walking over to Levi, biting his bottom lip.
"Want to dance with me?" Eren asked, swaying his hips slightly, smiling at Levi.
"I would love too." Eren held out his hand for the older man to take, entwining their fingers, before leading him through the crowd, many people telling Levi he was 'lucky' and to 'let me have a go when you're done'. Levi glared almost everyone down, as he was shoved into a booth, which contained a small love seat and side table that had a bucket of ice and champagne in, two long glasses propped next to it. Levi sat down as Eren shut the door, before bursting into giggled, taking off the mask. "What's so funny?"
"I can't believe that… wow, did you like it? I messed up a few times, I was just so nervous. And then Erwin and Hanji are here! Why didn't you tell me? Oh god they're going to make jokes about this for weeks. Tell me next time you asshole,, you're such a dick sometimes!"
"Come here." Eren trotted over, sliding into Levi's lap. "You were fantastic. We all have boners. And since you and that sexy ass of yours gave me one, you can take care of it. Titan." Eren's eyes went sultry again, switching back into character, as he moved so he was facing Levi in his lap, placing his arms on the older man's shoulder.
"How do you want me to take care of it, Mr Ackerman? I could roll my hips around it like this." Eren moved his hips to the steady beat of Iggy Azalea's 'Black Widow' that was in the background, before giving Levi a proper lap dance. Levi groaned, letting his head drop back a little as Eren sighed, picking up the pace as he ground their cocks together. "Is that making it better?"
"How long do you have to stay here?"
"I'll just tell Pixis I'm going home, why?"
"Because I fucking need you right now." Levi pulled Eren down to meet his lips, the couple kissing each other with need, lust and passion, the brunette still rocking his hips. Levi caressed Eren's sides, before grasping his ass checks in his hand, Eren letting out a low moan before pulling away, saliva hanging from his mouth.
"Take me to your bed then." Levi lifted Eren up, kicking the door open and marching through the crowd.
"I'M GOING NOW! SOMEONE TELL PIXIS!" Eren called, waving to the DJ, before Levi stormed out of the club, and called for a taxi, placing Eren in it. "Didn't you drive here?" Levi climbed in the other side, and Eren slide closer, kissing Levi's neck softly.
"No, we've been drinking, that is a stupid idea you dumbass."
"I thought you liked my ass." Levi barked his address at the driver, before pulling Eren in for another harsh kiss, biting his bottom lip as he did. "Ouch. Dickhead."
"I fucking love your ass and it will be bruised tonight."
The Taxi driver raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything.