SUCK ON MY PIGGY'S TAIL! I WANT TO SEE YOU GET KICKED IN THE FACE!
Shadow: What the hell is up with you?
Sonic: You are making me feel scared...
Shadow: No one scares my boyfriend!
GO RAPE A COW AND MAKE THEM LIKE IT! I WANT TO HEAR PASSIONATE MOOS!
Sonic: Okay... I'm really scared now...
HERE COMES A STERN TALKING-TO FROM A JEALOUS BITCH!
(Note: None of the characters or places in this chapter are under my ownership. They belong to Sonic Team Incorporated, Sega Incorporated, MPEG Sofdec Incorporated, ADX Incorporated, and/or RenderWare Incorporated.)
I was still lying on my back, staring up at the pink bitch that had interrupted my pleasure. I was angry at her, I didn't care what she was here for. I just wanted to throw a knife at her face.
"Amy?" my lover asked after another awkward moment of silence.
"What were you just doing sucking this hedgehog's..." the pink bitch couldn't seem to say the word. "I thought you loved ME!"
I looked at Sonic angrily. "You love her?"
"No! No, i-it's not like that at all!" Sonic nervously explained.
"Excuse me?" the pink one crossed her arms.
"W-well, I used to like her... a little..."
"Used to? So you like this sorry excuse for a hedgehog now?" the pink one said.
"Sorry excuse for a hedgehog? Look who's talkin', bitch!" I retorted.
"You want me to come down there?"
"Bring it, Pinkie!" I stood in a flash, my face flushed with anger.
"Hey, hey! We can all talk about this peacefully!" Sonic interrupted, grabbing my shoulders.
I shrugged the hedgehog's hands away. "Stay out of this, Sonic!"
"I refuse!"
"You don't want to get involved!"
"I don't want you two fighting! Be logical!"
" Sonic, if you don't back off of me-" I was interrupted by a smack in the face by a huge wooden hammer. I blacked out. The last thing I heard was a male hedgehog screaming my name.
I awoke to find my head laying in a lap that was covered in blue fur that seemed wet. My head hurt horridly, and I could barely open my eyes. Whatever the rest of my body was laying on, it was soft, but it was rattling ever so slightly, making my legs bounce. "S-... Sonic?"
"Shadow? You're awake!"
"S-sonic... what happened to me?"
"Amy... hit you in the head with her hammer... and gave you a possible concussion."
I breathed out a slight laugh, surprising the blue-furred hedgehog. "Amy... She sure as hell won't get away with this..."
"Oh, she didn't."
"Excuse me?"
"You think I was about to let her do this to you unscathed?"
"Oh, Sonic, my love..."
"Shadow, maybe you should get some more rest."
I turned my head, burying my face in my lover's warm, wet lap. The last thing I saw before slumber overtook me yet again was a dark purple spot on Sonic's lap.
I awoke yet again, this time with no one around and laying in a bed. I was wearing a medical robe, and I could feel something wrapped around my head, holding something very soft against the spot on my head that hurt the worst and, apparently, was bleeding. I propped myself up on my elbows, looking around the room. It was rather bland, but I supposed it didn't matter. As long as I was recovering.
A door burst open at the farther end of the room, a blue hedgehog jumping in. Seeing that I was awake, the hedgehog ran over and gave me a huge hug, almost suffocating me. "Shadow!" the hedgehog said. "I was almost afraid you wouldn't make it."
"You think I'm about to leave you, Sonic?" I returned the hug. "You should know me better than that."
Sonic let go of me and looked into my eyes. "I'm so sorry..."
"You didn't know that crazy bitch would come along and ruin our fun. Don't be sorry."
He smiled and hugged me yet again. I kissed his neck, and he rewarded me with a nip to the ear. I looked down at Sonic's lap and noticed he still hadn't washed my blood off. As soon as Sonic let go of me, he was pulled off of the bed. A few doctors began to examine me. I wanted to argue with them for throwing my boyfriend to the floor, but I kept my mouth shut. I was beginning to get woozy anyway, but I didn't know why. What I didn't notice was the needle stuck into my arm.
WHAT NOW I AM A PERSON THAT IS WRITING ABOUT HEDGEHOGS!
Shadow: I pass out way too much in this chapter.
Sonic: But you're cute when you sleep.
Shadow: Oh, Sonic...
OKAY! NO LOVEY-DOVEY SHIT RIGHT NOW! WAIT UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER!
Shadow: You're just jealous you don't have anyone to do this with.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NAGGING ME ABOUT THAT? I! AM! WORKING! ON! IT!
Shadow: You sure haven't done much recently...
I DON'T HAVE TIA'S PHONE NUMBER AND IT'S SUMMER!
Sonic: What about Sabrina? Or Anna?
WITH LOGAN, AND WITH RANDALL!
Shadow: Okay, obviously, you need to be alone.
THANK YOU!
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