Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.

Things Spain isn't allowed to do:

1. I'm not allowed to bug Portugal.

-If it wasn't for her I would still be under Arabian rule.

2. I'm not allowed to imitate Joanna of Castile by putting Prussia in a glass coffin.

-He's not dead...yet.

3. I'm not allowed to put chili in England's tea.

-Even thou the result is interesting to watch.

4. I'm not allowed to give Cuba advises on how to date Canada and eventually deal with America.

-He doesn't need help with the dating part, but the last part will be quite irritating.

5. I'm not allowed to go around with an axe and pretend to be about to cut my neighbor's head.

-They will do something I will regret.

6. I'm not allowed to ask China why Russia is stalking him.

-The thing that he is not aware of can't hurt him.

7. I'm not allowed to open an amusement park bigger than England's just to spite him.

-That's childish of me...but Russia will be happy.

8. I'm not allowed to make any comments about the Bermuda Triangle.

-Or about the fact that is suspiciously close to America.

9. I'm not allowed to send Belarus after England by telling her he is Russia.

-She will find out I tricked her and then my days will be numbered.

10. I'm not allowed to say that a hyena and Hungary have the stalking factor in common.

-The similarity of their hunting tactics doesn't stop there.

11. I'm not allowed to say that the difference between a tomato and a potato is that the first one has an identity crisis and no one cares about the other.

-Germany won't be amused.

12. I'm not allowed to sneak-hug Romano.

-But he is so cute when startled!

-I'm still not allowed to do it.

13. I'm not allowed to give Russia any advises about friendship.

-He won't listen to me, not until the Balkan nation stop spoiling him rotten.

14. I'm not allowed to wear black on a weeding.

-Especially if its Austria's weeding.

15. I'm not allowed to send Belarus 1000 Teddy bears claiming that they will turn her into a sweeter girl.

-She will use them to set a trap for Russia.

Reviews are welcomed, flames are not and ideas are wanted!