A/N: My thinking for this chapter is that before Bo was staying strong for Lauren, but now she has the chance to let go and fall apart a little bit.

Chapter 4 Sex Talks and Other Talks

"Have you ever imagined what would happen if you went home one day and told your family that you knocked up your girlfriend?"

"What?!" Hale asked, chocking on his drink. "Are we talking about Kenzi? Is there something I should know?" Just as he said it Kenzi arrived, draping her arms around Hale's neck.

"About that," she said seriously. "We need to talk."

"About what?" Tamsin asked innocently, walking up behind them with a bottle of vodka. "Here, is this the one you wanted?" she asked handing it to Kenzi.

When Hale's eyes bugged out of his head, Bo saved him.

"Relax, I'm not talking about Kenzi," Bo replied, as Kenzi doubled over laughing at the look on his face.

"I can't believe you thought you got me knocked up! Unlike some people we know, you and I used protection," Kenzi teased as she grabbed 4 shot glasses, pouring each of them a drink. To Tamsin she replied, "Yeah, this will do the job."

"Who are we talking about?" Hale asked.

"Bo-Bo and Lauren," Kenzi told him.

"I got Lauren pregnant. And I'm about to tell my grandfather. And then I'm going to ask him to explain to me how it happened," Bo said. "I think I need a drink, or I'm going to chicken out. I can't believe I'm going to talk to him about my sex life." Before she'd finished speaking Kenzi had placed one of the shots in front of her.

"Whoa, hold up. I could have sworn you just said you got the Doc pregnant?" Hale asked, just to be sure that he had in fact misheard her.

"That's what I said," Bo said, downing her drink, too distracted to see his jaw drop. Hale downed his shot.

"This is messed up," he replied. "How did you, you know, father a child?"

"Wait, I'm confused," Tamsin said, though no one seemed to notice. "Bo is female. How can she be someone's father?"

"That's the part that got your attention?!" Kenzi exclaimed to Hale, lightly smacking him. "What about the part where she's about to ask Trick for a sex talk?!"

"It's not funny Kenz!" Bo whined.

"What's not funny?" Trick asked, evidently having arrived in time to hear the tail end of their conversation.

"Trickster! Perfect timing!" Kenzi said gleefully.

"Oh god, no, I'm not drunk enough for this," Bo moaned, taking Kenzi's shot too and ignoring as her best friend laughed at her.

"Not drunk enough for what?" Trick asked Bo. Her answer was to down the rest of Hale's original drink. Not as strong as the shots, but alcohol was alcohol.

"What does 'knocked up' mean?"

"Oh TamTam, you're so innocent. I remember those days. Actually no, I don't," Kenzi said. She turned to Trick, to answer his question. "Trick, I know that traditionally this job would fall to a girl's parents, but in their absence I think it's going to have to fall to you."

"Definitely not drunk enough for this," Bo muttered, trying to grab the bottle of spirits out of Kenzi's hand. When Kenzi moved it out of reach, Bo let her head fall down on the bar. This was so awkward!

"Bo? Are you ok?" Trick asked, watching them closely.

"No," she replied. Spotting Tamsin who was eyeing her drink nervously, Bo swooped in and grabbed it from under her nose.

"Trick, Bo-Bo here needs you to give her the sex talk," Kenzi told him, trying to keep a straight face. "Or, perhaps it's the where babies come from talk," she said thoughtfully. "Or are they the same thing?" she asked, turning to Hale and Tamsin.

They didn't answer her, both too busy laughing at the looks on Trick and Bo's faces, trying to work out which of them looked more horrified. Kenzi joined them a moment later, after turning back and seeing for herself.

"What?" Trick managed to choke out. Suddenly his eyes widened. "Are you pregnant?" He asked Bo.

"Not me. But I did get Lauren pregnant, and I have no idea how," Bo admitted.

"I still don't get what the big deal is!"

"Maybe you should give Tamsin the sex talk while you're at it," Kenzi gasped out, almost falling out of her chair she was laughing so hard.

"Yes, give me the sex talk!"

Still stuck on what Bo had said, Trick didn't show any sign of having heard the conversation taking place beside him. "Did you just say you got Lauren pregnant?" Trick asked her.

"Yes, why does everyone need all this clarification?" the question was rhetorical, she knew why. Hell, both she and Lauren had reacted pretty much the same.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," Bo answered. "That's about the only thing that we are sure about. That, and that she is really sick. Can you please tell me what's going on? Because I am so lost. I don't have the right parts to get her pregnant. I don't have the right parts to get anyone pregnant. This doesn't make sense, Trick! No sex talk ever covered this. I always just assumed if someone was going to get pregnant it would be me, and probably by Dyson given our history."

"Uh, Bo-Bo, I think you've given him too much information," Kenzi said, noticing the now vacant look on Trick's face. "Hey there, Trickster, anyone home?" she said, waving a hand in front of his face. "Oh no, we broke Trick," she said when he didn't respond.

"Sorry Trick!" Tamsin put in.

"What did you do to Trick?" a new voice asked.

"Dyson!" Tamsin exclaimed, hugging him.

"Oh, you know, just gave him more details about his granddaughters sex life than he ever wanted to know," Kenzi laughed.

"Explain."

"Long story. I'm sure Bo will tell you, once she gets past her wanting to die of humiliation at having to have this discussion with him."

"Ok, next question – what did you do to Bo?"

"Like I said, long story, one which I don't have the right to tell you," Kenzi said.

He was prevented from responding when Tamsin spoke up, "Dyson?"

"Yes, Tamsin?"

"Can you give me the sex talk?"

The look of pure horror on Dyson's face had Hale and Kenzi in hysterics again, only this time, Kenzi really did fall off her chair, she was laughing so hard.

"Absolutely not," Dyson said.

Tamsin pouted at him, but when he didn't budge she turned to Hale.

"Oh hell no," Hale said, making Kenzi laugh even harder if at all possible.

"Ok, that's it, everyone stop!" Kenzi said, gasping for breath. "I can't take anymore, you're trying to kill me," she said, tears now streaming down her face.

"Will someone please explain what is going on?!" Tamsin exclaimed. "What is so funny?"

"Ok, alright, Kenzi and I will give you the talk, won't we Kenz?" He asked, standing up and then bending down to pull her to her feet.

"Sure, corrupting children, especially Tammers, is my absolute favourite past-time!"

"Let's go sit at a table over there shall we, leave them to work things out," he said, nodding his head toward Bo and Trick. "Dyson, man, come with us."

"To give her a sex talk?" Dyson complained.

"Yeah, come on, it'll be fun," Hale said, grabbing his partner's arm and wrapping his spare arm around Kenzi, leading them to the table where Tamsin was waiting expectantly.

A/N: Clearly I am still on the Lost Girl train, I can't believe I've posted 4 chapters in about 48 hours! The next one is pretty much done as well, and the next few are drafted so I'll post the next one after I finish work tonight!

As always, feedback is greatly appreciated, so please leave me a review!

A/N 2: So this chapter has now been edited, in response to a review I received. I just want to clarify that in this chapter Bo is not annoyed/angry at the situation, or Lauren, nor anything else like that. Nor is she embarrassed/humiliated by Lauren's pregnancy. She is merely confused, and wanting answers, but embarrassed that Trick is the one she has to go to in order to get them. Nor was she saying she would rather be pregnant with Dyson's child, than Lauren with hers, merely that under any other circumstances, if she had to guess at which one of them was more likely to get pregnant it would be her, as she sleeps with men whereas Lauren doesn't (that we know of), and Dyson is the only guy she repeatedly returns to.