Edd heard the door burst open. Oh no, that wasn't a good sign.
"Eddy?" Edd called out.
"The nerve of those people! They rejected my book!"
"Oh, Eddy," Edd soothed as he smoothed his hands over his husbands back. "I loved your story. It's an inspiration."
Eddy sighed. "I just want to tell my story to the world, and they said nobody would want to read it."
"I would."
Eddy smiled. "I can always count on you."
"Always." Edd said kissing his cheek.
"Do you have anything to cheer me up?"
"Do you... well... I could gave you a massage."