Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or its characters, yak, yak, yak, you've read it all before.

CHAPTER 4: E.Gadd's Big Uh-Oh

Hell, has it really been almost 7 months since I updated? Well, the main reason for that is I'm just a teenager, and between school, a part-time job, and a lack of inspiration I've had no time. So, hooray for holidays, now I can start again!

OK, seeing as the Smashers have all swapped bodies, this story will probably be quite hard to read sometimes. Perhaps I shouldn't have chosen such a complicated idea for my first ever fan-fic. Oh well.

E.Gadd was working in his lab the morning after the accident. He wasn't worried about anything. He had a beating from the Smashers coming his way, he knew that for sure, but he would accept it in the name of science. His Mind Reader obviously needed some tweaking, plus he would have to find new, more expendable test subjects, like the Wire Frames. If he continually fried the Mansion's most important inhabitants, Master Hand would throw him from there to Corneria!

He thought no more, however, as some of the Smashers came into his lab. There was something not right, though. They all walked strangely, Yoshi was repeatedly falling over, and for once Bowser and Ganondorf weren't threatening all the others will a brutal thrashing in the arena!

"Err… how are all of you this morning?" E.Gadd ventured.

"Freaking crappy, Nutty Professor!" said Ness.

"I beg your pardon, son? I don't think your mother would want you talking like that, Ness!"

"I'm not NESS! I'M BOWSER!"

And then the full extent of what had happened yesterday hit E.Gadd. "You… you're all in each other's bodies, aren't you?"

"That's-a right!" said Link.

"Link, did you swap with Mario?"

"Yes," came the answer from Mario's body.

"Well, this is completely confusing!" said E.Gadd. "Alright," he said, pulling out piece of chalk and crossing over to the chalkboard. "Let's try doing a roll-call, just like every other morning."

"OK," he said, starting to write up names on the board. "We've established that Mario and Link have swapped bodies… as have Ness and Bowser."

"Yeah, and I can't wait to get back to a nice, non-ugly human form, thank you." said Ness.

"Little freaking psycho-boy! I'll kill you!" screamed Bowser, as he charged at Ness. Ness just reached down with his large reptilian paw and grabbed Bowser, dangling him upside-down.

"Hey, come on Ness! Put me down!" complained the Koopa King.

"Hahahahahaha! Yeah, not so funny, is it?!" laughed Ness.

"Moving on!" yelled E.Gadd. "Peach!"

"Here…" said a voice coming from Luigi.

"So Luigi, you've swapped with Peach…" After receiving an affirmative nod, E.Gadd added those names to the board.

"Ganondorf!"

Jigglypuff turned red and slowly raise a very small hand.

"OK," said Mario "That-a is the freaking funniest-a thing ever!"

"Jigglypuff and Ganondorf swapped… heh, you're really going to kill me, aren't you Ganondorf?" asked E.Gadd as he wrote.

"Jiggly Jig," said Ganondorf menacingly.

"Yoshi?" asked the professor.

"Brrrrrrrrrrring…" said Zelda's body sadly.

"Right… that's going to make things hard…" said E.Gadd, writing those names as well. "So that leaves… Samus and Wario…"

Samus was throwing water over her (Wario's) body in a vain attempt to get rid of the smell. Wario was currently feeling over his (Samus') body, thus drawing a death glare from Samus.

"Hey Samus," said Wario, "I just got an idea…"

Oh shit…thought Samus.

"Either you give-a me weekly $500 payments, or I start-a walking around in your body with-a your boobs on-a display!"

"Wario, stop thinking about your fat wallet and your fellow Smasher's breasts for one minute please!" said E.Gadd. "OK, that's half the list done, since the Ice Climbers are out and weren't affected by the Mind Reader. Someone get the alarm raised to wake the other Smasher's and someone else get Master Hand. Somehow I think we'll need an all-powerful floating glove. Meet back here in half an hour and in the meantime, pair up with your body-swapee and teach each other how to use the bodies."

"Do I really have to?" asked Samus.

"Fair point," conceded E.Gadd. He pulled out a ray gun and shot Wario. "He'll be out for about half an hour, so you don't lose any modesty due to that freak. You on the other hand, will just have to figure out Wario's body systems yourself and maybe… no offence, Samus, but…"

"Take a shower?"

"Yeah…"

Everyone scurried out of the room… leaving E.Gadd to think about one thing: How the hell am I going to fix this?

Well, that's it for this chapter. I'll just remind everyone of the swaps so far:

Mario – Link

Luigi – Peach

Ganondorf – Jigglypuff

Zelda – Yoshi

Bowser – Ness

Samus – Wario

As for the rest of the Smashers, I'll reveal these:

Pichu – Captain Falcon (well, they were the first to swap, really)

Fox – Kirby

Marth – Pikachu

Try and work out the rest for yourself, please review, and if you're lucky, I'll get another chapter done real soon. By the way, I have no idea how long this story will go for.