Happy Mother's Day in Indonesia, Happy Exams Week, Happy Eat Your Veggies Day and Happy Birthday, whoever-was-born-today!
Now, I present you the 'autism' of Shiten-hou-hou-hou-ji! XDD Well, for those who wait for this for soooo long, here it is! Taa-daa!
Reader: ... *SFX: sound of passing winds*
(I'm bad at opening a story, aren't I? *sighs*)
Ask Zaizen!
Ask Zaizen! is an application on Zaizen's blog where you can ask anything to him. Type your name and your question, and then he will answer it, well, if he wants to.
Today's exam did totally suck… Curse to whoever made that shit T_T
Gaaaaaaaaaah. I'm very screwed now. (Dear fucking classic literature, if only you are a human being and happen to be a boy, I kill you with my own hand—cut your neck, rip your heart, do like every slasher scenes on SAW movies. Seriously.)
Shitenhouji
Q:
Shiraishi Kuranosuke
Hey, Zaizen. You know, I am busy like hell as a captain, must do this and that. And unfortunately, I spent lot of money for that. For example, our bus and train fees to Tokyo, our lunches, tickets to stadium for non regulars and followers… and sadly, THE COACH DOESN'T WANT TO REPAY IT! Now I can't even buy mineral water! You know what I mean, heh, Zaizen? At least, borrow me some money to eat and drink…
A:
Just sell your golden gauntlet, buchou. Now you know why kantoku gave you that.
Q:
Oshitari Kenya
This is ridiculous, Zaizen! You, an advisor? ROFLMAO! Now what should I type, hmmm, oh, yes. DELETE YOUR POST ABOUT ME BEING SPEED FREAK!
A:
That's not even a question, senpai. No, I won't delete any of my posts. Accept your fetish like your cousin does.
Q:
Kintarou Tooyama
Zaizeeeen~ I want to meet Koshimae… I want to play against him! PLEASE BRING BACK KOSHIMAE!
A:
You think I kidnapped him? He's in America! Geez… why people recent days like to activate caps lock key?
Q:
Kintarou Tooyama
BTW… I'm hungry, Zaizen. Treat me takoyaki~
A:
Nah, Shirashi-buchou just got buckets of money and is about to have lunch. Ask him, kay?
Q:
Konjiki Koharu
Yuuji-kyun is the most wonderful living creature in this earth I have ever met, and I'm so thankful I found him… I love him so much :3 though sometimes we fight and fuss, but he always be the one who understands me and he's so romantic… I love you, Yuuji-kyun X3
A:
*yawns*
Q:
Hitouji Yuuji
I've never imagined that Koharu-chan would be mine. He's so cute, so sweet… despite his jealousy that sometimes drives me crazy… but I believe that he loves me so much that he is jealous when he sees me with someone else, lovely eh? All I want to say is I will always love you, Koharu-chwan :3
A:
*sleeps*
Q:
Ishida Gin
...
A:
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Q:
Koishikawa Kenjiro
It ever crosses my mind that I also want to be popular like you guys *sobs* Like Shiraishi with his 'Nn~ ecstasy', Kintarou with his super great delicious whatever, and even Koharu-Yuuji with their humor tennis. What makes me wonder is, they are truly, definitely weird, but they are famous! Or because I am pretty normal so I am invisible?
A:
Be patient, Koishikawa-san. Truth does hurt. Tissue?
Q:
Chitose Senri
Zaizen, you must be sorry for not eating Shiraishi's purplish-green fruits with me this afternoon. It's actually so delicious!
A:
Chitose-san, you must be sorry for eating that. Didn't you hear buchou's 'lecture' at lunch that it's actually poisoned?
It becomes shorter... ._. Shitenhouji's Q&A is the most random one, so far X)
The reference of Zaizen's post about Kenya is fanbook 40.5, if I'm not mistaken. Same goes to Yuushi's meganes (chapter 2).
And Chitose? He is sent to hospital where he observed his Saiki :P
News flash from Author: I probably will be a bit sporadic for the future chapters, so I am very sorry about that. No! Don't throw me tomatoes, money is much better. *gets hit by bricks* But I think I'm not going to be hiatus. Just... a long pause. *grins*
Okay, so the retardness of Shitenhouji is contagious and I should end this unimportant A/N. Sankyuu and see ya! :D