This one is short.
It has toilet humor. That's not going to be a regular theme in these stories.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Screw remembering last night, Keith had alcohol.
Well, his current partner was all about forgetting the past, right? It seemed to be catching, since Keith woke up and wondered when his trailer grew shag carpet until he realized he was in a rented cabin in the woods. He vaguely remembered the short duel—or, it was short according to his memory. Maybe he shouldn't have suggested they take a shot every time they lost life points.
And every time a monster was sent to the graveyard.
And every time a trap card was played. How many freaking trap cards did Kaiba have? And how the hell was he better at holding his liquor than Keith?
None of this mattered now, of course, because Keith forgot where the bathroom was. He groped around the darkened cabin—occasionally the other occupant groped back, though not consciously—until he realized the outhouse was behind the cabin, not in it. Otherwise, calling it an outhouse would be pretty brainless.
Keith opened the cabin door and his head exploded. He'd forgotten the sun was going to rise again too, apparently. So there was no way he'd even see the outhouse, since he was blinded. Fine. He could just feel his way around. It wasn't like he hadn't done it before.
He stumbled a foot to the right and hit a bush. He had to open his eyes a crack to make sure he wasn't dreaming. An honest-to-god bush, no lurking animals, no poison ivy, no drunken camper in a sleeping bag. Oh, happy day. He could see the halo around it and everything.
Naturally, he answered nature's call.
Back in the cabin, the other occupant, having been mistaken for the edge of the bed, woke up and realized that he, too, needed the toilet. Unlike his partner, he remembered the previous night and the location of the outhouse. He started toward it until he saw the figure standing by the nearby shrub.
Kaiba crept up on Keith. He greatly enjoyed Keith's jump and slight loss of aim at his comment. "Impressive. I can do it, too."
Keith smiled. This was the one thing he could beat Kaiba at while drunk. "Bring it on."
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Bandit Keith won their little contest. But it wasn't In America! so it didn't count.