Author's Note: XD Oh Primus XD I can't help it... they just both make me want toXDDDDDDDD hehehehe. XD so funny! so happy too. They make me smile! Don't worry XD will be updating both Addiction stories soon! XD hehehehehehehehehhehe. I'm just hungry...

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Fingers were lightly beginning to stroke across his warm frame softly, trailing out heated lines across his unarmoured chassis. Touches alone had been enough to inspire such things within him that left him craving more and more from his companion. His optics were flashing on dimly as he rolled slightly in against Trailbreaker's larger frame, his leg flung itself over the warm hips, drawing them together.

"You know just how to please a Mech..." His optics were studying the warm frame of his companion, letting out a quiet sigh, his head ducked in against the strong chassis, listening to the warm Spark beating there, the sound was remarkably comforting. "I guess the Bond can wait a little longer..." The feeling of those fingers stroking up and down one of his blades was enough to make him sigh in gratitude. Maybe taking this slowly might be the better approach, they were both a little high strung and uncertain what to do about everything that was happening around them.

"We can..."

"Its okay..." Blades reassured him softly, his face nuzzling in against the large chassis, optics shutting off again, just wanting to enjoy this moment together. "Don't worry, 'Breaker."

The usually smiling Mech was frowning slightly, optics dimmed as he gazed down at the little mech who was curled up right up against him, this place... his gaze lifted to study the ceiling and bedroom around him. It felt good to be there, he rarely ever used his own quarters, not quite been able to bring himself to remain at base for long. Even though he hated being alone, the Defense Tactician found constant scouting missions were the only thing that kept him sane.

"Just having your hands on me right now... is too wonderful to give up. You know... I can honestly say I've never felt this good before... even though this wasn't technically interfacing..."

"I promise... whenever you're ready I'll be right here..." He wanted to be nowhere else.

"I heard this joke recently about..." Blades wasn't good at telling jokes, but he was attempting to amuse Trailbreaker, his hands moving in animated fashion as he was attempting to describe something one of the humans had told Groove and Jolt. His optics brightened slightly before he was flushing a little at all the innuendos that were filling the words.

Trailbreaker paused for a moment, before suddenly he was laughing, his entire frame shaking with delight at the words. His optics brightening with the honest chuckles though it wasn't as funny as Blades thought, just the way the other had told him it. It made him smile that the other was attempting to cheer him up like that. Before he was touching the soft cheek lightly, before he was speaking quietly into the other's audio, whispering one of his own jokes and was rewarded with the most beautiful laughter, and instead of the entire thing feeling forced, the laughter came naturally to both of them.

"Blades." He whispered softly after their laughter had died away, their bodies settling together in an intimate fashion, the smaller Mech settled across the larger body having been rolled there so that warm fingers could stroke up and down a blade softly. "Thankyou."

"For what?" Confusion clouded that lovely face when it turned up to gaze at Trailbreaker, his chin resting against the half armoured chassis, fingertips were rubbing up and down the black sides.

"Everything..."

"You don't need to thank me." The little Mech was settling quite happily against the warm frame, his optics dimming as recharge was tugging slightly at his senses, his entire body shifting quite happily to settle against the warmth beneath him. "I'm happy to do anything to make you happy."

"Happy… for happiness…"

"You do realize sometimes you make no sense at all?"

"Mmmh…hmmm…"

"Trailbreaker?"

"Mmmh?"

"You like using me as a blanket, don't you?" Long blades fluttered in amusement at that, before he just settled completely into the embrace.

"I do… but I don't think you mind…"

"Of course I don't."

"Trailbreaker?"

The Defense Specialist jolted from his contemplation of his Energon Cube as he sat in the Rec Room, his gaze lifted to meet the optics of Hound, his gaze instantly dropped back down to the table before him, not being able to look the other in the optic after what had happened and the knowledge that the other most likely knew of his suicide attempt. "Hound."

"'Breaker… What's goin' on?" The voice was worried as the dark green Mech was shifting forwards slightly, his optics dimming a little as he was studying his old friend. If he had just paid a little more attention to the Mech, maybe things wouldn't have ended up as they had… "Ratchet said…"

"I did try."

"Trailbreaker… Primus…" A servo was reaching across to lightly touch his softly, before he flinched at the touch, hands jerking backwards and looking almost like he was burnt by the touch. "Breaker…"

"Hound. I'm…sorry…" His vocal components cracked sharply, his helm dropping down into one hand, shoulders contracting in on themselves, his entire frame shuddering with the jolts of guilt that flared through him.

Suddenly a pair of arms coiled about Trailbreaker's shoulders, a pair of warm lips pressing softly against the side of his throat, nuzzling him gently in an attempt to sooth him. "I wondered where you had gotten to." Another soft kiss touched the corner of his lips, the black Mech instantly turning his head seeking the comfort only his Bondmate could give him. He was rewarded with a deep kiss that seemed to draw all the dark shadows up and out of him, soothing him quickly with a hand lightly brushing across his cheeks, before drawing away a little, flickered a glance towards the startled Hound. "Berth was empty without you."

"Blades." Trailbreaker whispered gratefully, suddenly finding his lap filled with the smaller Mech who just seemed quite content to take up residence whenever he desired to do so, not that 'Breaker minded in the slightest.

"Err…" Hound blinked from one to the other, optic ridges lifting sharply in surprise, this particular pairing had never in the slightest occurred to him, Trailbreaker had never mentioned…

"He seems to like wandering off…" Blades chuckled softly, patting a hand lightly against the black chassis, rubbing his cheekplate against that of his Bondmate, sending him a wave of love and affection that made the black Defense Specialist seem to freeze for a moment as his Spark jolted with the warmth. "I wake up, find the berth empty and have to track you down…" A pout touched those lips, the usually snappy and aggressive Blades being no where to be found, having been replaced by this smiling and rather seductive little creature who seemed very happy.

"I…" Trailbreaker had been unnerved to remain where he had been in that berth, all he had wanted was to remain right there… but he suddenly felt like he was intruding…

"Stubborn. Maybe I should just get a leash for you. So then I…"

Hound blinked again. Then burst into a fit of laughter, the image of the big black SUV on a leash…

"I think Hound is more suited to one."

"HEY!"

"He is a dog… sniffing down the enemy…"

"Trailbreaker." Hound growled out, almost pouting himself, but his optics flickered from one to the other, disbelief on his features, these two…

A sudden shriek of laughter escaped Blades, his hand shoving at one powerful shoulder of his Bondmate when the other had sent him the oddest of images. One he was not about to say about in polite company. "No… you have to be kidding me…"

"I'm not. He really did."

"It's as bad as imagining Ratchet dressing up in that 'Santa Suit' that Sam insisted that Will wear for Anabelle last Christmas…" A hand lifted as if holding an invisible wrench. "If you have been naughty…"

The other two dissolved into fits of laughter as well…

"Breaker… I didn't know that you had… a… partner." Hound managed to gasp out between chuckles, his optics misty with tears of laughter.

"Bondmate." Blades corrected instantly, delighting in the look of shock on Hound's face.

"I could not have ever asked for a better Bondmate." Trailbreaker whispered softly, cradling the little Mech to him, feeling his Spark lighten instantly knowing that someone was with him, that he would never have to be alone again.

"You both have extremely warped senses of humour. I swear…"

"At least we are funny." He commented softly, grinning playfully before turning his optics to follow the movement of Mirage entering the Rec Room, a finger gesturing towards the white and blue Mech. "Go fetch. I'm quite certain someone will want you…"

Mirage was instantly smiling a little at Hound once he had spotted him, Hound instantly looking a little flushed and almost pouted at the tease. Before he was bowing his head slightly and saying he would see them later, before he was instantly hovering protectively about Mirage…

"He's got it bad."

"Indeed he does, but so do I." A finger was tracing a rather hot line down across one of those blades making the little Mech groan helplessly, his optics dimming as he melted into the warm arms that held him. "You are addictive. Completely and utterly… I don't know what I did before I had you in my life…"

"Lots of self-stimulation…?"

"Blades…!"

"Not that I wouldn't mind seeing that… you are… so very sexy 'Breaker, very…very… sexy…"

He was suddenly very flustered, feeling a warm hand stroking back and forth across his chassis, dipping beneath his armour and making him jerk slightly with the rush of heat that flooded his Spark at the intimate touch. "If… you want…" A shiver ran through him, but he wanted to please the other… desperately wanted to please.

"How about we go to the wash racks? I hear one of the cleansing pools is free…"

These two! Oh god... poor HoundXDDDDDD I think I might be able to convince Ratchet to where that Santa suit... XD for the sake of the sparklings XD Ho ho ho... merry Wrenchmus XD