Hi, sorry about the wait, haven't updated in forever, but I am now going to update more frequently.

Pit didn't know who the voice belonged to. All he knew it was the greatest sound he had ever heard. It was such a soft, angelic tone, smooth and caring, which could put any baby to sleep, when-

"PIT! WAKE THE HECK UP!"

Suddenly, Pit didn't think too highly of the voice.

He eventually opened his eyes and saw who was speaking. He gasped.

"Can it be you? It can't be you!" Pit exclaimed.

"Of course it is me… who else?"

*Palutena's Lair*

Palutena was pacing the floor.

"Um, your majesty?" a Centurion Strongarm inquired. "You're pacing the floor."

"Of course she is, dummy" the other centurion said. "Can't you read the narrative?"

"Hey!" Palutena said. "You guys know you're not supposed to be breaking the fourth wall!"

"Yeah!" the Centurion Strongarm said. "Besides, you know I never learned to read."

The Centurions argued for quite some time. Dark Pit eventually flew in.

"Hey!" Palutena called out. I trust you were successful. Where's Pit?"

"He could be dead, for all I know. The underworld army was becoming simply too much. I have no idea where they could possibly be coming from, but they are generating practically infinitely. How are they forming without Hades? Gosh, I'm so confused."

"Wait, so you just left Pit out on the battlefield?"

"He didn't want to leave. I told him I'm done babysitting him, and I left without him."

Palutena walked up to Dark Pit and slapped him.

"I keep telling you and Pit, the most important thing is that you stick together no matter what! How could you just leave him there?"

"You weren't there. There was no way Pit and I were able to defeat those enemies, and he wanted to stay! I told him I was going back to form a real plan, while he absolutely refused to leave."

The Centurions who were arguing walked up to Dark Pit.

"Pittoo, don't you think that college isn't exactly important?"

"Yes it is, you dummy!" The other Centurion said. "I'll have you know that I attended Harvard-"

"No you didn't!" The centurion replied. "You went to Skyworld Community College! And-"

"THAT IS ENOUGH!" Dark Pit exclaimed. "This is why Pit and I are never able to get things done! Because you lazy bums can't stop arguing long enough to actually train!"

"Well, that was unreasonably harsh" The centurions said in unison.

"Guys, guys, stop fighting" Palutena interjected. "Centurions, why don't you go somewhere else?"

"No!" They both stubbornly exclaimed. We shall stay here!"

"I heard the first five hundred people to go to the toy store they just opened gets a free Fairy Princess wand."

The centurions trampled each other on their way out the door.

"Perfect. No we have no army. Great job" Pittoo said with a glare.

"Oh, they weren't any help anyway. I have a plan… let me call someone. I hate to do this, but it is our only choice."