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Back at the house Lianne was realizing that the only ingredients in the cabinets was for spaghetti. She sucked in her cheeks and hummed, "Hey Gaster could you take me to he store to get some ingredients for tonight's dinner?" Papyrus piped up, "Do we not have enough for spaghetti?" Not realizing papyrus's obsession with spaghetti, Lianne carelessly said, "I'm not making spaghetti." The entire room gasped, even Goliath. She looked back, confusion on her face. Papyrus bounced up and down, "Is there something to make other than spaghetti?" Lianne laughed thinking Papyrus was joking. When he continued to look at her waiting, her mouth dropped open, "Of course there is, there is lots of stuff. There's hamburgers and macaroni and turkey and chicken and ham and salads the list goes on and on. Haven't you ever been to a grocery store, what did you think all those ingredients were for?" Papyrus looked embarrassed and thrilled at the same time, a look that could only be pulled off by Papyrus, "I just thought they were ingredients for different kinds of spaghetti." Lianne looked papyrus square in the eye's, "You need to come with us to the store, I am going to teach you how to make chicken Parmesan."

She was going to make something else before but if he really had no Idea about anything other than spaghetti she didn't want to put him into shock so she decided to make something with marinara sauce. Papyrus jumped up in excitement which caused him to hit his head on the ceiling do to his extreme height. Undyne jumped up as well, "I'm going to go too, I am Papyrus's cooking teacher after all HYAH." Suddenly it was a group thing. Papyrus face palmed, "Oh gracious I forgot introductions." Lianne smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "No worries Paps you didn't really have time for introductions with everything that happened." Papyrus grinned, "I shall do it now, this is Undyne my boss head of the royal guard." Lianne was impressed and took the hand offered to her. Undyne decided to make it a competition, but Lianne was having none of it and let her hand lay limp. Undyne laughed and let go, "Don't wanna lose huh, I am pretty awesome so I understand." Lianne gave a smirk, "I am sure you are awesome, but I just didn't want to hurt you." Undyne laughed harder, "I like you human, I'm sorry I stabbed you."

Papyrus continued, "This is Alphys, Sans second in command." Lianne smiled and took the nervous dinosaurs paw, "Nice to meet you, but second in command of what." Papyrus answered for her, "Sans is the head royal scientist." Lianne's mouth dropped open in shock, but Papyrus continued, "And this is Toriel, my fathers boss... well everyone's boss really except Asgore." Lianne gulped and took Toriels hand, "And what is Gaster?" Papyrus clapped his hands, "Head royal physician." Lianne looked at Gaster who smiled and looked her directly in the eyes, Lianne squeaked, "So what outranks a head royal physician." Papyrus flapped his hand, "The king and Queen of course."

Lianne snapped her head back to Toriel, She had the kindest eyes and smile a person could have. Lianne tried to bow, curtsy and kiss her hand all at the same time and ended up falling into Gaster's waiting arms, "Good thing your a doctor cause I feel faint." Gaster chuckled, "You should just sit down for a bit and digest this." He picked her up and placed her on the couch. Lianne took a deep breath, "Let me get this straight, I, a nobody foster kid, got into a snowball fight with a royal guardsmen, The head royal physician and head royal scientist." Suddenly her face turned beet red as she thought about kissing papyrus, snow dunking Gaster, and multiple things with sans. Gaster laughed outright, "You are far from a nobody, and we started that fight if you remember correctly...both of them." Gaster looked back at Undyne with a look that said, if she started that crap again she was going to have a bad time. Lianne shook her head, "I suddenly feel like I should die now." Papyrus cocked his head, "Then how would you teach me this "chicken" thing." Lianne flopped her head back, "okay, but just for you Papy, but maybe I should go by myself I don't want..." Gaster could tell where she was going with this and he narrowed his sockets. Lianne snapped her mouth shut. She opened it again and Gaster narrowed his sockets further. A shiver went down her spine. Instinct told her that this was a powerful man who had intimate knowledge of anatomy and for reasons beyond her had taken a fatherly interest in her and she did not want his irritation directed at her. She gulped and he nodded.

He stood up and turned around with some flourish, "So are we ready to get going." Papyrus straightened, "Hey were is that lazy bones Sans." Lianne stretched, "Oh he said something about Grillby's whatever that means." Papyrus rolled his eye's, "Oh that's Sans personal hangout, it's a bar and grill." They walked out the door and Goliath was immediately by Lianne's side. As they continued down the road the blasters followed them. Lianne stopped, "Hey guys I know you wanna come with, but I think your a bit big to go where were going, especially you Goliath." Goliath shook his head like a dog and then began rotating faster and faster. The others joined him. When they stopped Goliath was about the size of Lianne's head and the others were about the size of her hands. Gaster just stood there slack jawed, "I created them and I had no Idea they could do that." Lianne laughed, "You didn't even know they had names, I think they have probably have a bunch more surprises for you." Papyrus was playing with Mettaton, "Dad you didn't know they had names? I learned Mettatons name the first day I had him." Lianne and Gaster looked at each other with a knowing look on there faces that just said Papyrus.

Papyrus ran up to Lianne and picked her up which elicited a squeal of glee from her, he placed her on his shoulders. Lianne laughed and spread her arms. The wind picked up at the right time and whipped her light jacket open, exposing quite a bit of skin due to the mesh shirt. She laughed again and pulled her jacket closed, "Whew better not do that again that was COLD" Toriel reached over and placed her paw and Lianne's thigh, "My child is that all you have to wear it gets quite cold here." Lianne blushed and it had nothing to do with the cold wind whipping against her face, "Yes mam I was not prepared for the cold here." Toriel's brows furrowed, "Well we must correct that immediately, it is much too cold down here for that kind of attire. Before we go food shopping I will take you clothes shopping. I am quiet surprised that your mother sent you out with a measly jacket like that in the first place, let alone a broken one." Lianne ducked her head and Gaster was suddenly on the other side of her squeezing her calf for comfort, "Toriel she doesn't have a mother...or a father." Toriel gasped and placed her hand on her muzzle, "Oh my goodness I am so sorry, I didn't mean to be so callas." A determined look crossed her face, "If you don't mind I will step in her place for today...and longer if you like." Lianne laughed awkwardly, "So does that make me a princess for a day." Toriel smiled, "as a matter of fact it does." Lianne blushed beet red, "Oh my goodness...I don't know how to respond to that..." Gaster laughed, "Gracious Toriel you've accomplished the impossible, you've made her speechless."

Lianne looked down with a playful smile and lightly smacked Gaster across the back of the skull, "Oh you hush." Undyne rushed up to Papyrus, "Hey lets have a chicken race." She looked over at Alphys, "Come on my love let's race." Apparently they were a couple, Lianne looked down over papyrus skull and leaned forward till she was looking at his face upside-down, "Hey Paps do you have a sweetheart?" Papyrus smiled, "Why yes, he is the coolest, smartest, most handsome monster ever. I don't talk about him much because he is quite famous and I don't want to embarrass him." Papyrus looked to the side and composed himself, "I mean I know I am quite amazing as well but... anyway Sans doesn't like him, so I just don't talk about him much." Lianne pulled herself up and crossed her arms over his skull and placed her chin on them, "Well I don't know nothing about relationships, I've never even had my first kiss, but I would think that if someone really cared about you, they wouldn't care what other people thought and they'd want to shout to the whole world that they had found this wonderful person that makes them happy. As for sans I'm sure he just wants you to be happy, and if this guy makes you happy then that's probably the only thing that matters to sans whether he likes the guy or not." Papyrus furrowed his ridges, "Do you really think that Lianne?" Lianne smiled and kissed him on the head, "wholeheartedly."

Apparently Undyne had convinced Alphys to ride on her shoulders because she ran up with her on her shoulders, "LETS RACE HYAH!" Papyrus, not one to pass up a challenge from his commanding officer started running with Undyne. Lianne and Alphys laughed like maniacs as the trees went by in a blur. When they stopped, they were in front of the grocery store. Lianne's face was flushed from the fun. Still chuckling she looked around for Gaster and Toriel. They had been going so fast she was sure that they had been left in the snow dust. Suddenly Gaster spoke behind her, "My dear what are you looking for." Lianne squeaked in surprise and laughed, "You did that teleporting thing didn't you." Gaster raised his arms to take her off Papyrus's shoulders, "Why yes I did dear it comes in handy in a cold area like this." As Gaster easily lifted her off Papyrus's shoulders Lianne asked, "How can you guys be so strong without muscles?" Gaster chuckled, "Well bone is stronger than muscle after all." Lianne rolled her eyes, "Well at least I know where Sans gets his terrible sense of humor." Gaster tweaked her nose, "I like to think he gets his great sense of humor from me."

A weird question popped into Lianne's head, "Hey Gaster did you ever play that game with your sons?" Gaster cocked his head, "What game are you referring to?" Lianne was looking down at her boots and noticing how deep the snow was so she wasn't really thinking about who she was talking to, "You know, got your nose, you tweak the kids nose and stick your thumb through your two forefingers and say I got your nose." Gaster was silent so long Lianne looked up at him, there was a smile that was slowly getting bigger and bigger. When Lianne still didn't realize what she had said Gaster slowly put a finger over the hole in his face where his nose would be. Lianne's eyes got huge and her face turned beet red, she face-palmed so hard the slap echoed off the buildings in the snow muffled town, "Oh my god I can't believe I asked that." Gaster doubled over in laughter hugging himself. Lianne leaned her head to the side and smiled sardonically, crossing her arms over her chest, "Oh sure sure laugh at my embarrassment, but now that I think about it, got your nose would work ridiculously well with skeletons, if you played your cards right you might be able to convince your kid that you keep it in a drawer and you won't give it back unless there good." Gaster looked up still laughing, "Oh my dear you are sadistic" Lianne cocked her hips, "Your just jealous that you didn't think of it."

Toriel walked over with a smile on her face, "My goodness Gaster I haven't heard you laugh like that since...my goodness I've NEVER heard you laugh like that, I dare say Lianne is quite the good influence on you." Gaster looked at Lianne with a smile that made his eye's sparkle (damned if I know how he pulled it off) Lianne blushed lightly, "So I believe we're supposed to go grocery shopping." It was Toriel's turn to cross her arms, "Oh no you don't you need warmer clothes and were going right now." Toriel grabbed Lianne's hand and started walking down the street. Lianne was boggled by how small her hand felt in Toriel's. They stopped in front of a store with webs surrounding it. Lianne gulped, "Hey Toriel this shop owner wouldn't have a thing for spiders would they?" Toriel looked down, "No my dear they ARE a spider." Lianne instinctively took a step back and bumped into Gaster who squeezed her shoulders comfortingly. How was he always right there when she needed him. She looked up, "I don't mean to be rude but I am only truly scared of two things and one of them happens to be spiders." Gaster smiled, "Don't worry I'll be right there." Goliath nudged her shoulder and for a split second she saw light immiting from between his massive teeth as if to say I'll blast anything that threatens you. Gaster wrapped his arm around Lianne's shoulders and Goliath curled up in Lianne's arm like a contented cat and started purring. Lianne had never felt safer. Gaster looked down, "Just out of curiosity what is your other fear?" Lianne laughed darkly and looked up Gaster, "Well its kinda two things, but they go hand in hand, needles...and doctors." Gaster threw his head back and laughed at the irony.

They walked into the web laden store and was greeted with rack and racks of, according to the sign, home spun original clothes. A small six armed six eyed woman came out of the back, "Welcome to Miss Muffets clothing emporium FUFUFUFU." Lianne did her best to be polite, but when Miss Muffets came out she jumped and began shaking. Miss Muffet looked at her directly and blinked all six eyes separately which did not help Lianne's nerve's, "FUFUFU you are a human are you not." Lianne nervously nodded her head. Miss Muffet had a slight lisp due to the fangs that sprouted from beneath her lips, "I hear humans hate spiders." Lianne shook her head, "No mam I do not hate spiders I am quite fascinated by them, but only at a distance." Miss Muffet gave a sharp toothy grin and sauntered forward. Lianne to a instinctive step back but Gaster kept his arm around her and cleared his throat. He was looking directly at Miss Muffet eyes a purple blaze. Goliath growled, and his physical size was small, but his growl was full sized. Toriel cleared her throat, "Excuse me Miss Muffet I am quite disappointed, here we are patrons to your store and you are purposely terrorizing the intended customer." Miss Muffet looked over at her, "Your majesty I am quite sorry, my assistant will serve you while I find a style that fits your girl here." Toriel nodded, "That would be most acceptable, we are looking for something warm otherwise I leave it to your talented eyes."

Lianne heard a small voice next to her ear, "It'sss alright my deeearr. We are meant to be scary. We are the most successful predators after all." Lianne turned her head, and looked straight into the eight eyes of a yellow and black spider with long thin legs with yellow stripes on them. It was most dangerous looking spider Lianne had ever laid eyes on. She squeaked and froze, spine rod straight. The spider just waited and watched her light flashing off the six eyes that served as light detectors. Shaking like a leaf Lianne lifted her hand palm down offering the large spider a place to sit instead of hanging there. The spider gingerly stepped onto the back of her hand, "If you like I can have some spider cider fetched for you or a spider doughnut." Quaking with fear Lianne sputtered out, "S-s-spider c-c-cider p-p-please." As soon as Lianne said this multiple spots on the walls began to move. It caused her to reflexively jump. She hadn't realized she was surrounded. She guessed it was true that you were never more than ten feet from a spider. The spider on the back of her hand pointed to one of the seats surrounding her. Lianne gulped. The spider chuckled, "Do not worry, we do not wish to make you uncomfortable there are no spiders over there currently. Lianne nodded, and sat down in the chair. She looked down at the spider, "S-s-so what is y-y-your name?" The spider looked up, "Why, it is Sunflower thank you for asking." Lianne thought that with her coloring it was a perfect name for her, "That is a b-b-beautiful name for a b-b-beautiful spider." Lianne swore a small blush dusted the spiders head.

Miss Muffet came out, "Come with me my dear I do believe I have found the perfect outfit for you." Lianne nodded and gently place sunflower on a table next to the chair. She wobbly got up and followed miss Muffet to the back, where Miss Muffet showed her an out fit hanging on a hanger. Lianne took it down from the hanger and walked into a changing room and put it on. It was a red bell sleeved shirt that cinched right above her belly button. It was so soft and light she couldn't imagine it would do much for warmth. It came off her shoulders and it had a hood on the back. Lianne rolled her eyes in the mirror, another hoodie type shirt. The pants Miss Muffet picked out were tight boot cut dark blue jeans that seemed to be cut down the sides and loosely held together by thick blue ropes, but there was a inner lining all the way around the legs that was warm like fleece, but was smooth like silk. She walked out of the changing room and Miss Muffet clapped all six of her hands, "FUFUFUFU, you are quite stunning my dear."

Lianne smiled, "I give the credit to you, but the shirt seems quite light, I am not sure this will keep me warm albeit fashionable. Miss Muffet smiled evilly, "My dear it is made out of spider silk, strong and sturdy, but very light. let me show you." Suddenly Miss Muffet shot silk from her wrists like spider-man, and wrapped up Lianne up, but before she could finish a blast from the door way destroyed the silk. Gaster stood in the door way with a full sized Goliath who had a large yellow and black spider on his snout. Gaster had his arms crossed and with one arm he lifted Lianne out of the spider silk mess and placed her next to Goliath. Sunflower climbed down onto Lianne's shoulder, "I am so sorry dear, I knew she was going to do that as soon as she saw you. Asgore would have given a lot of money to Miss Muffet for the capture of a human, not to mention we would be that much closer to being able to return the surface, but it wasn't worth it, for me a least. You are very kind." Lianne looked down at the spider, "Who is this Asgore I keep hearing about?" She had forgotten Papyrus's comment about Toriel not being in charge of Asgore.

The spider sighed, "He is our king and he has standing orders to capture any human found, but you are so nice, even to something that frightens you so thoroughly." Lianne smiled, "In that case I don't blame her, in human history it was never a good idea to refuse a kings orders. The monarchs had a bad habit of removing the head from those who did." Gaster looked at her, "I am refusing my kings orders, so can she." Lianne looked at Gaster slightly miffed, "Apparently you are and I am definitely not worth his anger and possibly your life." Gaster ignored the miffed look and flicked her forehead, "That is your opinion not mine." Miss Muffet at least had the decency to looked ashamed, "You may have that outfit for free it really is quite stunning on you." Gaster looked at her and noticed her outfit and his face flooded with purple, "My goodness my dear, stunning is truly the best word for you right now." It was Lianne's turn to blush, she cleared her throat and changed the subject, "I don't want the outfit for free. The work on this is exquisite and deserving of compensation, and you were just following your kings orders." Miss Muffet blushed and bowed.

Lianne's brows furrowed, "Hey wait how did Gaster and Goliath find out about your plan. Sunflower spoke up, "That was me, speaking of which, I quit" Miss Muffet smirked, "Is that so, were will you go in this freezing cold weather." Lianne snarled, "Anywhere she wishes and until she decides she can stay with me." Lianne looked at Gaster and he nodded. Miss Muffet laughed, "FUFUFUFU with your arachnophobia I'm sure it'll go swimmingly." Lianne stomped her foot, "SUNFLOWER is a very nice PERSON no matter what she looks like." She looked at Gaster flicked up her hood and said, "Please pay the lady I would like to leave." She then turned on her heel and walked out the front door. The cold wind blasted her face, but she stayed warm due to the thick spider silk. She had refused to take off her mesh shirt and it added a extra layer of warmth. She looked up and expected to see stars, instead, although the stalactites that hung from the cavern ceiling sparkled with the minerals in them, they were far from stars. She breathed deep, "How have I not noticed that till now." Suddenly what Sunflower said about returning to the surface popped into her head.

She looked down at the spider sitting on her shoulder, "Why can't you guys return to the surface." Sunflower opened her mouth to reply, but Gaster's voice interjected, "Lianne you don't have to worry about that it does not need concern you." Lianne crossed her arms, "You claim to be my friends, but you insult me by implying I can't handle the truth." Gaster stood straighter which seemed impossible considering his already impeccable posture, "That is not true, I just do not wish to worry you." Lianne closed her eyes, then opened them and placed her hand on Gaster's sternum, "I appreciate your concern for my well-being, but what concerns my friends and...and my loved ones concern me. Please tell me."

Gaster stared at her for a few seconds and wrapped her in a hug, "A long time ago humans and monsters lived in peace on the surface, then one day the humans started a war based on fear of monsters stealing there souls. It was a bloody battle and when the dust cleared and there was a lot of it, the humans had won they banished all monsters to this underground and used human mages to create a barrier, that anyone could enter but monsters could not exit. Only someone with a powerful soul may leave i.e. a human. Monsters have magic but human souls are naturally so determined that they persist even after death, which is what the humans feared would happen. A monster with a human soul would be a powerful creature. To break the barrier it would take the equivalent of 8 human souls. Which is why king Asgore has ordered every human that falls down here be brought to him. He has killed all, but two humans that fell down here. One killed herself and in the process the king and queens son was killed by humans. The other... lives in the castle. He fell down here 5 years ago, but refused to kill anybody and befriended many of the monsters down here. Sans and Papyrus included. He also freed me from a very dark place and reunited me with my sons." Lianne looked up at Gaster, "How many more souls are needed?" Gaster sighed, "One." Lianne apparently was as easily read as a book because Gaster looked down at her in his arms, "Don't even think it Lianne, The surface is not worth your life." Lianne shrugged, "I have no idea what your implying Gaster" Gaster's mouth tightened, "I'm serious Lianne I WILL go to extreme measures to keep you safe...even from yourself. You will not like the result of angering me." Lianne gulped. Gaster stared her down, "Promise me you won't do anything stupid." Lianne stepped back and put up two fingers, "Scouts honor." Gaster smiled, "I don't know what that means, but thank you."

Papyrus bounced over, "Lianne you look beautiful, can we go food shopping now, look who joined up with us." Lianne reeled from the rapid fire comments and questions, "Umm thank you, yes, and who?" Sans stood in the group and started to wave then noticed what she was wearing, and turned bright blue. She walked over to him and smiled, "Howdy Sans did you enjoy Grillby's?" Sans swayed slightly and grinned lopsidedly, "Not as much as seeing you again, especially in that." Lianne's eyes practically bugged out and she blushed beet red, "Umm t-t-thank you." Sans pointed to her shoulder, "Umm I don't mean to frighten you, but you have a spider on your shoulder." Lianne jerked her shoulder back instinctively to keep him from hurting Sunflower, "I know, this is Sunflower. She saved me from Miss Muffet back there." Sans narrowed his sockets, "Did she now, I am grateful for her assistance, but what did Miss Muffet do that required her assistance." Lianne flapped her hand, "Nothing to be concerned about." Sans grunted, "I'll be the judge of that." Lianne took on a very haughty expression, "Not if I refuse to tell you." She turned and walked into the store. Before she fully walked in and without her noticing, Sans gently used his magic to pick up Sunflower and placed her on the fluff on his jacket, not wanting her to get cold and die. He didn't think Lianne would be to happy with that.

Sunflower found a warm spot in his hood and noted that his jacket was one of Miss Muffets. Sans walked into the store and talked to Sunflower while Lianne was dealing with papyrus's continued questions,and there was a lot of questions, keeping the blasters from eating anything and talking to the rest of the group. Sans quietly spoke to sunflower, "So YOU tell me, what did Miss Muffet do." Sunflower hemmed and hawed, "I don't know sir, Lianne obviously didn't want to tell you, I don't wish to make her angry." Sans laughed darkly, "Believe me Sunflower you want me angry with you even less." Sunflower looked up at sans face from her hiding place his eye was blazing blue for a fraction of a second, Then it was gone, but it was enough to send his message loud and clear. Sunflower spoke, "Miss Muffet tried to capture or kill Lianne due to the standing orders of king Asgore but I told Gaster in plenty of time and he rescued her. It's why I'm not in Muffets shop, I quit. Lianne is much to kind to be killed. She even offered for me to stay with her, despite being arachnaphobic. As a matter of fact would it be okay if I stayed in your hood instead. I don't want to make her uncomfortable and your hood is warmer." Sans smirked, "Sure, I owe ya one anyway." Sunflower asked bluntly, "So is Lianne your mate?" Sans jerked in surprise, "W-why would you ask that." You could hear the eye roll in Sunflowers voice, "Sir I literally run off of pheromones, and you personally are sending out enough to mess up every one of Miss Muffets workers. Lianne isn't much better when your around." Sans blushed HARD.

When the shopping trip was over they all walked back to the skeletons house, Lianne much more comfortable in her new clothes. She didn't need another shower because apparently blaster spit evaporated naturally. When they returned to the house Lianne got to work on cleaning and cooking. She tried to skip eating to finish the house work, but Gaster wasn't having any of it. He picked her up physically plopped her in a chair and pulled her as close to him as possible. Lianne rolled her eyes and tried to push her chair out, out of sheer defiance. Gaster gave her a very dangerous look and grabbed the seat of her chair. Self preservation kicked the defiance out the window and she began to eat. She talked to the group for a little while, Undyne asking if humans still fought all the time, it had been a depressing revelation that yes, they did.

Toriel wanted to know all about her, but luckily Gaster fielded most of her questions and the ones he couldn't Lianne could always find his hand on his leg for her to hold. Alphys was a shy little thing...until she got to talking about anime. Lianne had always been a fan of it, but she was nothing compared to Alphys. She tried to update her on the anime's that she may not have access to like fairy-tail and naruto and bleach. Alphys would wave her hands and bounce up and down in the excitement of the possibility of seeing it. Lianne laughed, "Hey Alphys your very ANIMATED!" (MUAHAHAHA AUTHOR DROPKICKS FOUTH WALL WITH TERRIBLE PUN) Sans approved. Goliath sat in her lap and Lianne mindlessly fed him Bits from her plate, until Gaster stated that Goliath was getting more off her plate than she was, and if she didn't stop he would force feed her like child.

It was a shame, because she was fascinated by watching him eat. It would enter his mouth and just disappear. So she turned her attention on Sans who was across the table from her. She tried to do it discreetly, but Sans would catch her watching him every now and then and give her a funny look. Finally he figured out what she was looking at and made a show of it. And much like her blaster friend he would chew and swallow and the food would just disappear, she was only guessing at the chewing and swallowing thing because he didn't open his mouth to chew (which would have been rather gross and she was grateful) and there was no muscles to give away the process of swallowing, but when he opened his mouth again to take another bite the only thing she could see was his bright blue tongue. She looked under the table, and she heard sans chuckle, then he lifted his shirt to show were his stomach should be and there too was nothing, although Lianne wasn't sure what she was expecting to see.

She was so focused on the logistics of a skeleton eating, that when Gaster put his hand on her back and asked what she was doing she jumped and smacked her head on the underneath of the table. Sans laughed outright, and Lianne growled, "Sorry, I was curious abut were the food was going." Gaster chuckled and lifted his own shirt, "Well not to our stomachs obviously, food down here becomes instantaneous nutrients. No digestive track needed not even for you. Have you noticed that you haven't needed to relieve yourself since you've been here." Lianne nodded, well as fascinating as this was she needed to get back to work, "Can I be excused Gaster or do I need to lick the plate first." Gaster flicked her forehead and chuckled, "Why not they are." Lianne's eyes followed were Gaster's hand lazily motioned to and sure enough Papyrus and Undyne were licking there plates, Papyrus looked up and said, "Human this was absolutely delectable and quite filling, thank you." Lianne smiled and stood, "If you would like seconds there are some for everybody in the pan." Papyrus grinned, "I think I shall, Undyne would you like some too?" Lianne didn't wait to hear Undyne's response, although she imagined it was something along the lines of "HELL YEAH HYAH!"

Lianne had a few more loads of laundry to do and she wanted them done so she could go to sleep. She wanted a few hours of sleep before she left. She sighed as she put another of San's socks in the dryer. He had a ridiculous amount, and she was sure they had never been washed ever, they were disgusting. She was immensely glad she hadn't found any underwear. She paused and realized what that meant...eeeewww, then she shook her head, why would skeletons need underwear. She was going to miss the skeletons. As she shut the dryer and punched the button that started it a holler echoed through the house. She ran up the stairs and next to Sans room where it originated. Sans was standing in front of the door eye blazing. He looked over at her, "YOU!" Lianne stepped back instinctively, "What did I do." Sans snarled, "You CLEANED my room." Lianne was baffled, most people would appreciate not having to do the work of cleaning their room. Sans stalked her till her back was against the wall and her chest was against his sternum, "I had my sock collection just the way I liked it." Lianne's brows furrowed and she pursed her lips. Gaster and Papyrus were in the background laughing. Lianne slammed her palms against his sternum as hard as she could, knocking him back. She walked down the stairs and returned with a basket full of wet socks. She flung it at sans and socks flew everywhere. She opened her arms at the mess on the floor with exaggeration, "Look at that, just like in your room. I know your some big shot scientist, but maybe you should keep your fucking bacteria samples in the lab where they belong. I don't even know how you GOT them so nasty."

She walked into the room and slammed her shoulder into Sans in the process. She grabbed her pack and walked back out. Sans look dumbstruck. Gaster gently stopped her, "Where are you going Lianne" She looked at sans, "The COUCH I don't want to risk disturbing any dirt cultures he may have by sleeping in his bed." She went to go down the stairs and Sans grabbed her pack. She spun around and stomped her foot down, causing the dagger to pop out, her hand shot to the holster on her thigh. Fire blazed in her eyes, "I'm gonna only say this once, never EVER touch my pack." Lianne suddenly saw an opportunity to cut ties with them. She knew she was going to hurt there feelings and it wasn't going to be very pleasant for her either, but it was for the better, "You know what forget the couch, I'm tired of acting like I like you freaks, I'm outta here." Goliath's yelp and Papyrus tears almost undid her, but she kept repeating this was for the best. Lianne stomped her foot down and put the dagger back. She spun on her heels and walked out the door. She hadn't seen any of the visitors still there, and she was glad. She didn't want to hurt anybody else.

Gaster watched her walk out and stepped forward, but Sans stopped him, "Hey sunflower what do you think." Sunflower climbed out of his hood and onto his shoulder, "All I saw were tears, lots and lots of tears, didn't you?" sans nodded, "Not the same way you did but yeah." Goliath was whining terribly, Sans placed Sunflower on his snout, "Sunflower it might be best if you stayed here, Goliath don't worry I'm gonna bring her back, do you think while you wait you could help sunflower find a place for her web?" Goliath nodded and the spider rubbed his snout comfortingly. As Sans started walking down the stairs, Papyrus tears streaming down his face said, "But she said..." Sans cut him off, "come on Paps you don't believe that BS do you. She still thinks she's toxic, she's still trying to protect us." He walked out the door and shut it with determination.

Lianne had gotten about a hundred feet from the house, she was walking slow due to the tears that were streaming down her face. They were freezing on her face so she couldn't wipe them away. She was looking up trying to figure out how she was going to get to the king. She didn't want to die but if it would help her friends it would be a honor to be her last act of friendship. It struck her that she could go back to Miss Muffets shop and ask her to take her in. as she thought, she wasn't paying attention to were she was going and she bumped into something hard. She rubbed her nose thinking it was a tree, but still curious she looked up. It had been Sans sternum. His eye was blazing blue, he picked her up and slammed her into a tree. It HURT. She narrowed her eyes, "What the fuck do you want freak." Sans had his fist balled up in her collar, "Knock off the act Lianne, you don't think I believe that BS do you, your tears are freezing to your face. Why are you really leaving, and where would you go, how would you survive. We ALL want you to stay with us. We WANT to care for and protect you." Lianne was losing the oomph to continue the act, "You can't say that for every one, and why would any of you want to take care of me you've only known me for two days really, let me tell you I am toxic, nothing but garbage that the universe forgot the throw out."

The tears were flowing freely again, her entire being fighting the conflicting feelings of an entire lifetime of abuse, and all the love she'd received in two short days. Sans eye's blazed even brighter, his other fist doubled up. Lianne expected a punch to the face and she knew she deserved it, she just closed her eyes and waited for it. Instead she felt his lips against hers. He used his body to fully press hers against the tree one hand balled up in her hair and the other against the tree, she could hear his fingers scratch against the bark as he clawed it. His lips were rough and hard, crushing her soft ones with his hard ones, but it was so full of emotions that he didn't seem able to express verbally that Lianne couldn't help but wrap her arms around his neck and return the kiss. Sans took a sharp intake of breath and without breaking the kiss, removed his hand from the tree and used it to lift Lianne's leg to bring them even closer. Electricity shot down his spine and he threw his head back in ecstasy sucking in air through his teeth. Lianne didn't know what could possibly be poking into her thigh, but she knew instinctively she she liked it.

Sans scrambled to get his feelings under control, he refused to take her in the cold snow but that was exactly where this was going if he didn't stop. He pulled back and jammed his hands in his pockets, pushing his jacket down to hide the raging hard on he had. He looked at Lianne, "I am only going to say this once, never EVER say that about yourself again." Lianne's eyes were wide and she couldn't take her hand off her lips. Sans was panting, his whole body shaking from unreleased passion. He wanted more, His mind was swirling with thoughts though. He had kissed her, he almost did more than that, he was never that impulsive. He was a scientist to the core he thought through his options, theorized, hypothesized, tested. What had possessed him to act so out of character. Then her face as she was screaming, not at him, but railing at her situation, every part of her rejecting the hope she desperately needed, but too terrified of the crushing feeling that she felt was inevitable.

He looked at Lianne who was just standing there, touching her lips, "oh shit did I hurt you?" Lianne smiled dazedly, "No not really, that was just my first kiss and I'm trying to make sure I don't forget any part of it." Sans sockets widened, her FIRST, he could tell that she was inexperienced but her FIRST, "How was that your first kiss!" Lianne still dazed shrugged, "I was only interested in one person on the surface and when my foster father found out, he beat the tar out of me, since then I refused to allow myself to be attracted to anyone." Sans rubbed the back of his skull, "Oh my god, I am sorry. Slamming you into a tree and accosting you in the snow should not be your first kiss." Lianne shook her head, "Hey listen I know people do things that they normally wouldn't in heated situations, and I totally understand if you want to wipe that from your memory's, but I just want you to know, you have nothing to worry about, I'm glad that was my first kiss, I found it quite enjoyable, could have been way worse." Lianne blushed and looked at some random speck off to the side. Sans stepped forward and kissed her again, this time sweet and soft, "Little warrior there is no way I want to forget the first of, hopefully, many kisses with you, but right now I'd just like to go home. Come with me."

Lianne blushed at his implication of more kissing, but turned her head, "I don't know Sans, what I said was pretty nasty are you sure they want me back." Sans blinked, for a moment when she had said his name she was beneath him whispering it in ecstasy...okay that need to not happen again...or maybe it just needed to become a reality. Sans shook his head clearing the extremely pornographic thoughts that were bouncing around in head, "Listen Lianne, If I came back with out you Gaster and papyrus would never forgive me and I'm pretty sure Goliath would dust me." Lianne cocked her head, "What does that mean BTW, dusting" sans sighed, "Monsters don't work like humans, if we lose our hp we turn instantly to dust." Lianne's eyebrows furrowed. Sans rubbed a spot between his sockets, "May I see your soul." Lianne motioned to her sternum as a invitation. Sans brought it out and twisted his wrist revealing a status bar. Lianne jumped and sans ridges furrowed. Her hp bar was only five but her def was over 9000. (HAHAHA)

Lianne saw his ridges furrow, "Is something wrong Sans." Sans was staring at the status bar, "Not exactly your hp his ridiculously low, but you def is massive. Hp raises with your lov. most people people start with 20." Lianne laughed, "So because I'm not loved my hp is low?" Sans looked at her face, "Oh your loved plenty now, Papyrus may never let you go due to you teaching him how to cook, by the way that was delicious, anyway Gaster always wanted a daughter, and I'm pretty sure Goliath would follow you into the after life. In two short days you have entrenched yourself in all of our souls, but in this case love is spelled l.o.v. It stands for level of violence, your low hp means you have less desire to hurt someone and your high defense means you've suffered a lot of it."

Lianne nodded then curiosity struck her, "Can I see yours?" Sans nodded and coaxed his out. It was a blazing blue upside down heart, "Can I hold it or is that inappropriate, or even physically possible." sans just coaxed it even more forward, Lianne held out her hands and it floated above her palms and as she retracted her arms it followed her.

Despite Gaster's warning about touching it doing interesting things to monsters, her curiosity over rid her good sense. She rubbed her finger along the edges as lightly a feather not wanting to hurt it. On the edges of her hearing she heard Sans grunt but she was transfixed on the blazing blue soul in her hand. Then she was pretty sure she lost her mind because she licked it. Her tongue followed the path her finger had traced. It tasted like blueberries surprisingly. When she looked up Sans was on his hands and knees. She dropped to her knees terrified that she might have hurt him, "Oh my god Sans I am so sorry, did I hurt you. Suddenly Sans grabbed her by the back of the knees and pulled her beneath him. He swore again he wouldn't take her in the cold snow but dammit she was making it very difficult, "No Lianne you did not hurt me, far from it, but until your ready to finish what you started, do NOT do that again." Lianne gulped, well now she knew how skeletons had sex, sans having genitalia. Or did they?

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