A/N: Sorry for the long wait on this! And sorry about this in general...
It's short but more chapters are on the works right now!
. . .
Flirty Texty
I'm still trying by the way.
Hello to you too.
And trying what?
Making you fall for me as hard as I fell for you.
…That 'hard' could be taken out of context but I'm a gentleman and I won't make a dirty joke
Of course.
Because if I wasn't a gentleman I would tell you a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky.
…Okay.
I couldn't resist.
I'm sorry but we all knew that was going to happen.
No real surprises there.
Forget the chit chat now!
I'm going to woo you in the most powerful way that is known to modern mankind.
I'll flirt with you through a screen.
If you think you can succeed then, please. Be my guest.
Oh, I will. And I'm starting with:
I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it you can return it.
Did you come up with that on your own?
I'll be honest here, I found it online.
But hey, it's the effort of me copying and pasting that quote that counts.
Oh, yes, how could such a major waste of energy on your part go unnoticed?
I knew you would understand!
...You are not very familiar with the concept of sarcasm, are you?
Hmm my friends tell me the same thing.
Weird.
Anyway. You didn't think I was finished, now did you?
Let's see how much more effort you put into this…
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
I would put GTFO together.
Grab the first otter.
Nice.
…You're worse than I thought.
Must be a talent.
It is.
This is what happens when your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
At least that's what my mom says.
Wise woman.
Thanks.
She thanks you for the compliment too.
Back on track now.
Hey, do you like sleeping?
… Yes?
Me too. We should do it together sometimes.
…
I should have known.
We're like cocoa and marshmallows.
As in you're hot and I want to be on top of you.
First of all, you have never even seen me.
And what if I'm the one who wants to be on top of you?
That can certainly be arranged ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait-
Is that the sun coming up…
Or is that just you lighting up my world?
…Wow.
Did you like it?
No.
Awwwwwe ;(
Alright.
Maybe it wasn't… that bad.
:')
I love you
What?
Nothing.