And in the sea there is a fish
A fish that has a secret wish
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it

Tree Hugger - Antsy Pants

Wow, Its really bright in here. LIKE REALLY BRIGHT! I sat up on the couch and looked around shyly. I don't remember how I got here. OOOH! A COOKIE! I snagged a cookie off of the table and looked around from my place on the bed. Pretty normal looking place. Looks like a woman decorated it. Maybe this old lady is a.... NURSE!

Yeah a nurse. That's real fucking helpful.

Who the fuck are you?

A voice in your mind. Oooo! Spooky! I can tell you what to do and you'll do it!

Oh really? TRY ME!

Fine. Scratch your ass.

NO! My hand scratched. Once. twice. Damn it.

You know that talking to voices in your head is the first sign of scizophrenia, right?

Scizo-WHAT!?! GET OUT OF MY GREY MATTTER!

"Ma'm?" An unsure voice carried to my ears.

Oh.

My.

God. Gorgeous. A man, full grown stood in front of me with a slight grin and this beautiful flopping auburn hair that was so shiny. I WANT TO TOUCH YOU! CAN I TOUCH YOU? YOU'RE GORGEOUS! CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?