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Chapter 4: GREEN SLIME

Robin woke up early and found the teddy sitting on the pillow beside him again. He picked it up and took it to his desk. He carefully placed the camera behind one of the teddy's button eyes, so the tiny lens was peeking out through a button hole. He made sure the camera was on and hooked wirelessly to his computer before leaving for school.

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Wally sat upright in class, paying careful attention. I am soooooo not getting in trouble again! He thought.

"Mr West! What is the answer?"

Wally smiled smugly to himself; he knew the answer, it was pi again! He opened his mouth to answer when something tickled his nose. He felt a sneeze coming on; "Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, CABBAGE!" the urge to sneeze went away. The class and Mr Soanso were staring at him. "A-CHOO!" Wally's sneeze came from nowhere and blew all his notes into the air. Several kids laughed, most stared.

"Mr West, sneeze - I mean please! - stay after class."

Students snickered and Wally's face turned beet red.

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Dick arrived home after school and dashed upstairs. The teddy bear was sitting on his bed again. He rushed over to his computer and played the film backwards quickly. He saw something, stopped it and played it forwards.

The screen showed the teddy bear's view of the room from the shelf; looking down on Dick's bed. Then the screen went fuzzy and static-y before showing the teddy bear's new view of the room; staring towards the door.

Robin fast forwarded it again until it showed any more movement; it was himself, appearing at the door and rushing off the screen to check the computer.

"Some sort of scrambler messed with my device." He though out loud, and got to work on fixing a different device; one that could hear! He finished it and held the tiny device up to the light. It was disguised as a small round Band-Aid. To test it, he held it behind his head and spoke. His voice came through clearly to the other half of the device, the tiny hearing-aid in his ear. Robin grinned. Now to test it long distance, I think I know just the person to help me with this. He went off to training.

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"Ooh! I have a great idea for a game!" M'gann exclaimed as she flew into the lounge room of the cave excitedly.

Robin, KF, Artemis and Superboy looked up. "Huh?" they all asked simultaneously.

Miss Martian landed in front of them and explained. "It's called 'Green Slime!' Everyone picks something to say; like 'green slime' or 'chocolate blocks' or raspberry mousse' or 'red rabbit' or something like that! Something random! And . . . and, and, and, and . . ." she stopped, laughing.

"And. . ?" Artemis pushed

"And. . . and whenever anyone asks you a question that's what you have to say!"

The others stared at her.

"It sounds like fun!" she exclaimed, "Common! And if you say something else, you lose!"

"Hey, that does sound like fun. . ." Artemis though aloud.

Kid Flash jumped up, "I am going to say 'burritos'!" he announced "And I am going to be CHAMPION! Someone ask me a question! I WILL NOT LOSE!"

Robin cackled, "You do realise that it has to be two words you say right? 'Burritos' doesn't count, you know?"

"Wha-at? She never said that?" Kid Flash exclaimed

Robin cackled again "You lose."

"Aww, man! That doesn't count!" he protested.

"Fine!" Artemis waved her hand airily. "But I agree with Robin, it should be two words. I dibs 'green slime' by the way; is that all right?" She turned to M'gann.

"Sure!" the Martian exclaimed, "I want 'raspberry mousse'!" she flew into the kitchen.

"What about you, Superboy?" Artemis inquired.

The clone shrugged absently, "'Dead monkeys'?" he walked off.

Artemis stared at him, "What about you two?" she turned to Robin and Kid Flash.

"'Taco Sauce'!" Kid Flash announced "I bet Rob will chose 'teddy bear'!"

Robin glared at the speedster coldly, "Rubber ball'!" he said icily and ditched his new red rubber ball at Wally. It smacked into the speedster's ear with a 'twoink!' and almost knocked him over. Robin retrieved his ball quickly.

Wally glared at the now laughing Robin, "What'd you do that for!"

"Rubber Ball!"

Wally pulled a face. "I'm gonna win!"

"Really?" Robin quirked an eyebrow behind his shades

"Ye- Taco Sauce!" Wally caught himself and shouted triumphantly.

Robin rolled his eyes and turned to Artemis. "We're gonna beat him, aren't we?"

"Green Slime!" She agreed.

Miss Martian flew into the room with a tray of cups and spoons, Superboy followed her.

"Hey! Miss M! Watcha have there?"

"Raspberry mousse!" she called and placed the tray on the table. There were 5 cups filled with creamy raspberry mousse sitting on the tray.

"Oooh! Raspberry Mousse!" Wally exclaimed, snatching a cup and spoon off the tray.

"Hey!" Robin exclaimed, turning to Miss Martian "Is he allowed to say your words?"

"I don't know?" M'gann replied thoughtfully "I . . ."

"You're out!" Robin laughed.

Miss Martian stood shocked for a full minute, and then laughed "Oh! I answered your question!"

"I guess it's just me, you and Superboy." Artemis said to Robin.

"No!" Kid Flash shouted "My first out didn't count! I'm still in!"

Robin laughed "Fine! But I bet you couldn't survive long!"

"I bet I could!"

"20 bucks you couldn't stay in for 24 hours!" Robin shouted

Wally took the bait "I could so! I'm gonna answer every single question I'm asked with 'taco sauce' for the next 24 hours!" He marched away.

"Sweet!" Robin cackled "See you after school tomorrow!"

Kid Flash stopped dead in his tracks. "Damn."