The Johnlock Texts Series: Part 1- Milk & Mutilation

by Ianto'sCoffeeMinion

Txts from John to Sherlock and vice versa. Other characters such as Lestrade, Mycroft, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Anderson, Donavan ect. will be mentioned. Basically everyday texts from Sherlock and John, starting out as friends and then building to a relationship. :) Johnlock is an addiction. Best preserved in the fridge next to Sherlock's 'experimental body parts'. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!

4. Hobbies & Donavan

Part 4: Hobbies and Donavan.

Why does Donavan keep telling me to get a different hobby She thinks you're dangerous for some obscene reason! She thinks you're gunna go on some killing spree!-JW

You, of all people should know that anyone is capable of murder. Anyone. Although she is quite annoying; her constant reference to me as 'freak is very demeaning, but also seemingly inappropriate considering I solve her cases. Even more so inappropriate, you seem to know alot regarding Sargent Donavan's thoughts. Would you care to elaborate?-SH

If you're asking if were having a relationship behind your back, the answer is no, and NEVER! She shouts alternative hobbies at me every time I see her. Not that I listen….-JW

Are you jealous? ;)-JW

No, of course not!

Because that's convincing, it doesn't take you to work out you've forgotten to tag your text with 'SH' and have used an exclamation mark to exclaim your point…which you never do. ;)-JW

I'm impressed. You are learning. Although you're assumption is wrong. I simply thought that we could concoct a plan to unsettle her.-SH

Okay, whatever you say. I like it! What are you thinking of doing?-JW

I'm not quite sure yet. The plan is still in its early stages, although she seems quite atones to the idea of us being in eachothers company. This led me to plan around that particular idea. Have you any suggestions?-SH

That is very true, maybe. She fancies you? Or me…no definitely you. I dunno? Maybe we can gang against her? Or something.-JW

~3 HOURS LATER ~

Ha! That went well ;) Donavan's face when we got all domesticated!-JW

I agree, although I felt that finishing one another's sentences went a little too far…but her expression was in fact, priceless! Especially at the point when we were debating what to have for dinner.-SH

Hahaha! That taught her! No more hobby suggestions…maybe we should pretend to have an argument next time?-JW

'Showed' would be better lexis, John. Maybe, we'll have to see how much of an annoyance she becomes.-SH

Okay…are you just going to correct me all the time…orrr? And I'm sure that won't be long till she starts up again, she's probably thinking up a joint name for us now…-JW

Yes. Bad grammar irks me. Freaks? Or Domestic-freaks?-SH

Sherlohn? Johnlock?-JW

The latter.-SH