Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto or Sailor Moon

So far in the story I can't say I will put a naru/kakashi in this cause, I dislike perverts. Sorry, and that leaf betrayed Naruto so I will or might have to add some twists to the pairings and no I will not put a Kurama/Usa since Kurama is soon to be their big brother.

Leaf

Right now the leaf village is in chaos since they soon found out that Naruto is gone. Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke were unsuccessful at their acting skills. They were actually delighted or very happy that Naruto is gone. However, the Sandaime is not happy about this.

"What should we do? He will come back and destroy us all!"

"We should have killed it while we were beating it!"

"You didWHAT!" a raspy voice sounded through the crowd.

Silence

"How dare you? Why!"
Silence

"WHO DID THIS!"

Silence

" What are you all now? Abusers? CRIMINALS!"

Silence

" I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS TO HIM RAISE YOUR HANDS NOW OR I WILL USE THIS JUTSU ON ALL OF YOU TO SEE IF YOU'RE LYING OR NOT!"

A few hands raised hesitantly and slowly.

"I know that there are more of you, so be prepared I will use it tomorrow!" with that he disappeared. The crowd decided that telling the truth would be better. They fear punishment from the Hokage but they fear death more.

Shadow

'Kurama, you really think you can hide from me? Well, thanks to Kyuuri I got better senses to smell you, and you smell near by too like roses.' Usa thought.

'Man oh man I hope Usa doesn't find me... Kyuubi? Hey furball...can you hear me you stupid ignorant fox?"

"...quit the name calling dumb blonde I'm right here so no need to be harsh...and don't call me furball...baka." Kyuubi growled.

'Oooh touchy now are we?"

"Shut up!"
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"Hope she does not smell me..hope she does not smell me..hope she does not smell me." Kurama whispered.

To bad for him since Usa is already behind him ready to give him a heart attack.

"GOTCHA! " Usa screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHH" Kurama screamed.

"Man, Kurama you scream like a girl not to mention you look like one too." Usa replied.

"What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack? And I do not look and sound like a girl!" Kurama shouted.

"Find you, yes and no, yes, and yes." She answered in order.

"Grrr.I hate you"

"Awww I love you too!"
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Not far from them Naruto sat perched up high in the tree trying hard to hide his snicker and not too laugh out loud. But, inside Kyuubi was bellowing with laughter and rolling around on his stomach.

'Hahahha too bad so sad Kurama, and you do look and scream like a girl.' Thought Naruto, then an evil grin appeared on his face.

'I have a plan and I'll need your help Kyuubi along with Usa and Kyuuri.'

'hahahwhat? Oh yea...what kind of help?' as he was just wiping the last of his tears away.

'I'm planning a joke on Kurama, I want to find out if he's a pervert or not like the rest of the village here.'

'Ahhh, clever as always I see. Very well, I will help you with this joke.'
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'Hey Naruto, lets stop and since I felt something from you I think you're up to something, what is it?'

"Usa, come to my room at midnight then I will explain to you.'

'Kay, see you then.'

Naruto jumped out of the tree and and went to stand behind Kurama.

"BOO!"

"EEEEEKKKK!"

"Hahahaha Kurama you really do sound like a girl"

"I hate the both of you." Kurama grumbled.

"Wow, isn't that sweet? Usa he said he loves us-"

"I did not say that.."

"I know, wow Kurama..-"

"I. DID. NOT. SAY. THAT!"

"Yes, you did. We love you too!" The two said in one voice.

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Wow isn't that the sweetest thing? Should I stop here? Nah I won't be mean since its only 3 pages now, so I'll continue a little more..or maybe not

Sheesh ya think I'm gonna let you read more? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT!

HAHAHAH! You think that I actually did? Wow! Well, I'll continue from here. Just scroll a little down more.

The two discussed while Kurama and everyone is asleep in bed except some guards. They, decided what to do the bext day so then they would start planning the next day, set everything up the next few day then, prank Kurama with the best prank ever done. Now all they have to do is go through some scrolls that would be suitable for the prank that they ar going to do. Of course Naruto would do his Sexy no Jutsu but he decided that would be back up, so he and Usagi went through some scrolls in the library to use on the prank. But, maybe if they are in luck they might be able to prank a few villagers, or maybe the kaze. Then, spread the juicy details to their most trusted new friends. Like Haku, Gaara, Shikamaru, well some of their friends in leaf except for team seven and some Sasuke fans. And make them promise not to tell any one or else they will have Gaara do the punishing. (Sweet! Juicy details!)