Hey hey hey everyone!

I am sorry for all you readers who have the alerts come out! I did send this chapter out sooner... but I forgot the spell check! -gonk- So I deleted it, and checked it. I am tired like you wouldn't belive though, so if I still have a type here and there, go easy on my poor soul. 1 week of school left. T n T

This is exciting! I have more reviews than I have ever had, more alerts, and soon to be more hits than I have ever had with another story! ((probrobly because my other ones are not as good!))

I have gotten reveiws, suggestions, and very very special messages from you all! I just hope I can always update so fast for you all!

This is a bit off topic... but I have been COMPLEATLY addicted to this one song lately. It is called 'Teenagers' from My Chemical Romance. I LOVE IT LOVE IT! Definately listen to it. It rocks. 0 w 0 Kind of reminds me of the teenagers from Naruto. Listen to the song to see why. Or heck, just go to h t t p / y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v M 9 M o C 2 U d e r U. ((Take out spaces of course.))This is a Music Vidioe on youtube with Naruto teens in it. Best music vid I could find for it.

Anyways... back to the story part!

I am trying to keep each chapter to 3,500 words, in order to make good and long chapters. THE THINGS I DO FOR MY ADORABLE AND LOVING READERS!

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I wuv you all!

Sorry for being evil... but I am holding off on Kakashi's big plan for later. YOU WILL THANK ME FOR HOLING IT OFF THOUGH! Soon enough...

And now for the disclaimer with IrUKE-a!

Iruka: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!! -grumble- Chippy sensei does not own the story. Or me. Or Kakashi's sorry bastard ass.

Kakashi: Nuh ah ah Ir'uke'-a... language...

Author: Lets start the story before IrUKE-a kills Kakashi!

'How did he become a ninja? This man sleeps like the dead!'

Kakashi was in their bedroom now, holding the still dead tired Iruka in his arms. He had given up on being careful not to wake him up, which in the end didn't prove to be a bad idea. You could hold a loud noises party in the same room as him when he was asleep and the man wouldn't wake up! Kakashi let out a sigh, putting Iruka down in the middle of the bed. Well, he was patient. He could wait for Iruka to wake up. Or he could try water. Either might work. But first... he needed to set up his big plan. Kakashi knelt down next to the bed... reaching under for what he needed... but suddenly a knock came on the front door.

Kakashi turned his attention for the hall, and let out a sad sigh. He was going to have to wait on his plan until later. That didn't matter; he had a lot of back up ones.

He made his way for the front door, opening it to find a random ninja, holding out a scroll.

"Hokage Sama wishes to see you immediately in order to discuss business!" the nin said, before giving him the scroll and running off. Kakashi took a look at the scroll, glad it was only a meeting and not a mission. He would be back soon enough.

Soon enough...

Kakashi walked in through the window to the apartment, having discussed everything already with Tsunade. She simply had wanted to see him in order to settle out the... wedding. When she asked for him to get Iruka as well to discuss it, he stated that he was asleep, and couldn't come. Tsunade had said she understood, and sent him out. Now he was back home. He walked down the hall and past the kitchen, so he could see if Iruka was anywhere. He had not expected to see Iruka up... but surprisingly he was right in the kitchen, mixing a couple of odd looking drinks. Kakashi watched Iruka for a moment, a bit confused about what he was doing. Finally, he decided to speak up.

"Maa... Iruka... what are you doing?" he asked, getting Iruka to turn around to look at him.

Iruka smiled, and said "I am making some lemonade. I thought that you might like some. Naruto says that I make the best."

After he said this, he took one of the glasses, holding it out to Kakashi. Kakashi stared at the glass for a minute, debating it with himself. Trying to test it for poison or jutsu now would make Iruka suspicious. Kakashi took the drink after that, knowing exactly what Iruka's plan was. He wanted to see under his mask.

Kakashi lifted the glass right up to his mask, and smiled, drinking the drink through the mask. After he had chugged the entire thing, he put the glass down on the table, and then looked to Iruka. His smile dropped though, when he saw no disappointment on the Chuunin's face. Didn't he want to see under his mask?

About a second later, Kakashi knew why Iruka was so happy. He had underestimated him. One second, Kakashi was standing there proud and gloating, the next his vision was getting dark, then he passed out all together.

Iruka stood over the limp form of Kakashi, grinning like a madman whose first experiment came to life. He then walked off, to return with his special little... present to Kakashi, then come back.

'Ergh... my heads feels like I just used the Sharingun for too long... At least I am warm...'

Kakashi was beginning to wake up. His vision was blurry at first... but he was slowly coming to his senses. The first thing he noticed was that he was not in the kitchen anymore. Then his memory started to pour back. Kakashi quickly sat up, looking around the room to see where he was. He was in the living room... and everything looked normal. His body seemed a bit heavier than before though... and fluffier. Kakashi looked down at his legs, and let out a groan.

Pink, and fuzzy.

He looked over to the mirror he had set up in the room, to use if he ever needed it to get a look behind him if fighting in his home and groaned again. Sitting in the place where he should be sitting... was a large pink fuzzy bunny with his face. Meaning that Iruka had gotten him into a rabbit costume. Kakashi looked around, trying to find the zipper on the costume. But Iruka had hidden the zipper with a jutsu. Kakashi rolled his eyes, calming down. He was The Copy Cat Ninja... a famous jounin. Did Iruka really think that a jutsu could stop him?

Kakashi tried to put his hands together now to do seals for a counter jutsu, but sadly there were two big obstacles. The rabbit suit came with giant floppy paws over the hands. Kakashi scowled, and stood up now, looking around the room, desperate to find something to get the suit off. When he turned to look behind him... who else should be standing there with a evil grin on his face but his 'dear fiancé' Iruka?

"... Payback's a bitch." was all Iruka said, winking at Kakashi.

((Author's note: Iruka did not take off Kakashi's mask. He is looking for revenge, but he knows what is crossing the line, since Kakashi takes so much care not to show anyone his face.))

This called for a desperate measure.

Kakashi lunged at Iruka, landing right on top of him, forcing them both to the ground. He pinned Iruka's legs down with his own, putting his new giant 'paws' to use by pinning Iruka's hands over his head, and his face looming over Iruka's.

Iruka was caught of guard by this, and looked up at Kakashi, a tad afraid.

"Kakashi! Violence is no way to solve... your... Kakashi? Kakashi what are you-"

Kakashi slowly parted his lips, gathering up some saliva in his mouth. Once he did, he used his expert ninja skills to slowly let it drip down

Iruka was freaking out as the saliva started coming for him, right between his eyes. He tried yelling "EW! EW GOD NO KAKASHI! THAT IS DISGUSTING! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"

Right before it touched Iruka's face, sucked in a breath so that it went up. Once the spit string was back in Kakashi's mouth, he spoke up.

"Get me out of the bunny costume Iruka."

"... No."

((Author note: My sister did this to me once. IT IS HORRIBLE!!!))

Kakashi shook his head, doing the procedure over again, disgusting Iruka once more, and stopping it from hitting him once again once it was barely touching, then slurped it back up again.

"One more chance. Next time, it hits your face."

"Never!"

Kakashi rolled his eyes, looking down at Iruka, who looked like he was in sheer disgust and horror at the thought of getting a face full of spit, but still stubborn. This time, he was not going to stop it before hitting, just as he said. He started making the spit descend one more time, antagonizing slowly... and once it almost at his face and Iruka was squirming more than ever...

"IRUKAAAAAA SENSEIIIIII!!!! ARE YOU HOME DATTEBA-... y...o..."

Kakashi stopped right where he was, slurping the spit back up again, turning his head towards where that horrible, horrible noise came from. Naruto was standing in the doorway, completely frozen. Sakura was right next to him, frozen as well. And to top it all off, Sasuke was right there with the lot of them, actually showing a sliver of emotion with his left eyebrow raised up to his hairline. Naruto blinked twice, before a horrified look spread across his face.

"OH MY GOD! A GIANT ASS PINK RABBIT IS TRYING TO EAT IRUKA SENSEI!"

((Author note: ... Naruto is SUCH an idiot. n w n))

Iruka dropped the jutsu at once, since he was too horrified to be able to keep concentrating his energy on keeping Kakashi's bunny costume on. One second, a giant attack rabbit was on top of Iruka, pinning him down... and the next, a puff of smoke came. And then, there was another image. Kakashi in nothing but black boxer-briefs and his mask pinning Iruka down on the floor.

When the smoke cleared, many different reactions occurred. Sakura fainted, a small stream of blood trickling down her nose (though she would later deny the fact that she got a nosebleed from the mere thought of her former sensei and current sensei having a lustful relationship). Sasuke lowered his eyebrow. Kakashi half naked on top of his former sensei made a lot more sense than a fluffy bunny Kakashi on top of his former sensei. Naruto blinked twice, getting the clue now, and he changed from shock, to realization, to pure confusion.

"KAKASHI SENSEI?!?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT IRUKA SENSEI?!"

Now, Naruto was of course referring to the fact he thought Kakashi was hungry and trying to eat his beloved teacher like the rabbit was. What registered in Kakashi's mind though, was an entire different story. Kakashi, the Hatake Kakashi, copy cat nin himself, blushed in front of someone for the first time in a very long time. It faded in a second, but if someone had been looking right at him, they would have been able to notice.

Iruka had been looking right at him.

Iruka quickly got what Kakashi was thinking, and his eyes widened, and he was blushing as well, though his stuck. Naruto had lunged at Kakashi by now, and was attempting to land a hit on him, yelling something about not touching Iruka sensei ever again or else.

Iruka might have been the one who got found lying under Kakashi by three students... but it was Kakashi who had first been seen in the bunny outfit, then in nothing but his boxers, and now Naruto was going to bug him non stop for at least a good month.

Winner: Iruka.

Soon after Kakashi had gotten some clothing on and Iruka generally calmed down Naruto, everything was explained and settled out. Of course they had to tell them though that they were getting married, and had to act serious about it, like they really loved one another. Naruto was upset when he found out the news, since Iruka had not told him that he and Kakashi were dating. Iruka had to come up with a quick lie for that, since Naruto was becoming an emotional wreck the more and more Iruka tried to explain. Finally, after 30 minutes and a cup of instant ramen, Naruto was calmed down and understood. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke had come over, since Kakashi apparently forgot that he had practice with the team and left them out to train on their own for the day, so they wondered why he was not there and broke into his house.

Finally the kids had their explanation, so were ready to leave. Iruka led them all of towards the doorway, and said goodbye to them. Sakura and Naruto walked out right away, though for some odd reason, Sasuke paused. Iruka lifted an eyebrow, wondering what he wanted. Sasuke turned to Iruka, and stated his reason for staying a second late.

"I know your secret." he said in his normal, monotone voice. Iruka's jaw physically dropped, but before he could stutter out anything to answer to that, Sasuke spoke up again.

"Good Luck. Give him hell." Sasuke finished, and with that, walked off to join Naruto and Sakura, who had stopped in their tracks, just noticing Sasuke was left behind.

Iruka stood in the doorway for a moment, shocked... but then slowly a smirk rose up on his face. 'You don't have to tell me that.' Iruka thought. 'I plan to dish him out more hell than will fit down his bastard throat.'

Iruka turned back into the house, shutting the door behind him, his normal and not so evil expression on his face once more. It was getting late, and it was about time to go to bed once more. Iruka made his way down the hall, passing by the bedroom door just as he heard an aggravated and upset groan come from it.

'I guess Kakashi figured out I glued the pages of his books to one another...'

Iruka made his way right to the bathroom, to go brush his teeth and get himself ready for bed. He wanted to get to sleep early, since he did plan on going to school the next day. This time, he put a seal on his alarm so that not even he could turn off the alarm until the next day when it went off and the seal peeled off on its own. Iruka brushed his teeth, taking out his hair tie and leaving it around his wrist, looking happily in the mirror. He could not help but smile when he heard a crash come from the bedroom, signaling that Kakashi had found out that Iruka put whipped cream in his slippers... the hard way. Once Iruka did smile though, he gasped, and took a step back. He looked to his toothpaste, toothbrush, then teeth.

Out of nowhere, his teeth had turned Purple.

"KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!"

Kakashi smirked, wiping off the last of the whipped cream from his feet. He looked up as Iruka stormed into the room, and faked shock.

"My my Iruka... what happened to your teeth?"

"You know well what the fuck happened to my teeth."

"Language Ir-"

"Just tell me how to get it off!"

Kakashi held out a toothpaste looking kind of bottle, but it had no label on it. He set down the book he had been desperately trying to unstick, and took off the cap of it. He squeezed a bit onto his finger, and just to joke with Iruka and annoy him, spread it on the mask over his lips.

"How bad do you want this?" he asked provocatively, opening the eye with the scar over it for a second, to wink at him, before closing it again.

'Why that bastard!... wait... two can play at this game.' thought Iruka, evilly smirking on the inside. He sauntered his way over to the side of the bed Kakashi was sitting on, eyes half lidded. Kakashi was starting to get nervous by now. Was... Iruka seriously going to take the stuff off his lips?!

"You really want a kiss that bad... huh?" he asked, getting closer to Kakashi, and even going as far as to put his knees on the bed beside Kakashi's hips, practically stratling the man now. He brought his face close to Kakashi's, so he could practically taste the breath from behind the mask. Right when he was almost touching his lips to Kakashi's...

SMACK

Kakashi was now confused, slightly pained, and a bit turned on... lying on the bed with a red mark showing above his mask, shaped like the fingertips of Iruka's hand. The bottle was now in Iruka's hand, and he had a cocky expression on his face, standing up and walking out the door.

"Horny Bastard." he muttered, before going off to the bathroom.

Winner: Iruka! Again!

Kakashi was not done fighting yet. He still had the rest of the night to keep fighting... and fight was just what he was going to do. He left everything okay as they both got into bed, and even stayed just where he was until the lights turned out.

Iruka was slowly starting to fall asleep, tired after the long day. Just as he was about to fall asleep though, he felt something nudging his arm. He opened his eyes, looking next to him. Kakashi was slowly inching his way over. Iruka rolled his eyes, sitting up, and pushing Kakashi over back to his own side. Then he laid down again, closing his eyes, trying to sleep. 5 minutes later... it was his arm and leg being nudged.

Iruka sat up, snapping his head towards Kakashi. He was scooting over. Again. On Iruka's side. Iruka pushed Kakashi again, but less gently this time. Then he laid himself down one more time, attempting to get sleep. It was not even a minute, and Kakashi had a hold on his arm.

Iruka sat up, on his knees, and shoved Kakashi off the bed with all his strength.

"For the love of god! Stay on your own side of the bed!"

He roughly threw himself back down on the bed, trying to get to sleep. Kakashi looked over the bed, waiting till Iruka was still but awake... and crawled his way back on the bed, and scooted over, inch by inch, and this time, ended up with his arm around Iruka's and his leg around Iruka's leg as well.

10 hours later...

"IRUKA SENSEI! WHY ARE YOU ASLEEP ON YOUR DESK?!?!"

Iruka's head snapped up, looking around the room. He was sitting in his chair, and his head had been on the desk.

'What the... WHAT?! Why am I in the academy?! Is this a dream?!?!'

Iruka was very confused. The last thing he remembered before falling asleep was that Kakashi had finally stayed on his own side of the bed, and stopped poking Iruka in the back to keep him awake. He was tired as hell at the moment, and confused to book. He looked around the room, seeing a bunch of students in it. He blinked in confusion, and then looked down, seeing a note on the table.

Iruka darling,

Sorry I kept you up. I have bad sleeping habits. The alarm went off five minutes after you fell asleep... and you wanted to go to work today, so I decided to carry you into your classroom and leave you there asleep until the students woke you up!

Aren't I so caring?

With Love,

Your bunny bo bear Kakashi.

Iruka looked at the class in the room, letting out a growl, which got all of the kids to instantly stop goofing around, and freeze in their spots, not coloring on the walls anymore. The most troublesome of the bunch stopped right in the middle of seals for a fire jutsu.

The entire room was silent, save for one child who started to cry... since they had just literally wet them self at the sight of the incredibly ominous looking sensei.

He was officially in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

Done with Chapter 4!!!!

You like? You like? Next chapter... the idiots will finally start giving off SMALL hints of affection for one another. And someone will start to question their sexuality!

Poor kid who wet himself. T n T I would wet myself if I had to face his doom for the day.

Thank you all for reading it this far! Please continue to read and review! PLEASE!