About a week after the fiasco with the iPod, Airzel and Stoica were tired, running out of supplies, and still hopelessly lost. They decided to stop on a nearby planetoid to get food and directions. In other words, they blew up a convenience store, stole all of the Funyuns and Mountain Dew, then held the poor worker guy at gunpoint in order to get directions to Neathia. Since the moron didn't know where Neathia was, Airzel vaporized him with his Gundalian Lightning Powers. The pair then re-boarded their ship, and flew off into space.

"Where are we going?" asked Stoica with his so-called "cute voice".

"NOBODY KNOWS!" yelled Airzel. Stoica had already gotten him to the end of his rope, and he swore that he would violently destroy whoever dared bother him next. Suddenly, they heard a strange noise coming from the storage closet, followed by a few moans.

"…Someone's having SEX in the storage closet!" Stoica whispered with an air of total seriousness.

Airzel shook his head. "The only people on this ship are you, me, and that fag Sid. Thus, no one is having sex in the storage closet."

"But that's what it SOUNDS like…"

"No. It's not. And I'll prove it to you." Airzel went to open the storage closet door. "See? No one's havin- OH MY GOD…"

Behind the door of the storage closet was Airzel's stalker, Zenet. She was currently spread-eagle, leaning against the broken soda machine, attempting to use a dildo that would make the most seasoned pornstars tear up in pain. Airzel just stared at her, wondering why the hell she was in his closet. He also wondered why the hell they hadn't thrown out that broken soda machine yet. More importantly, he wondered why Zenet was in his closet. And where in the name of Lady Gaga did she get a dildo that big?

"Hey there big boy… wanna help me out?" she said in a sultry voice. Airzel just continued to stare at her with a concernedly shocked expression. All he wanted was for her to leave him the fuck alone! She'd been stalking him for who knows how long, and of course, like most people, she wanted sex. And lots of it.

Stoica suddenly broke the silence. "BITCH, HE'S MINE!", he shouted while cuntpunting Zenet. He then proceeded to snatch her giant dildo and throw it out of the ship's window. "LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!" Zenet made the epic sad face as Stoica yelled at her. "AND GET OUT OF THIS SHIP!"

Zenet walked towards the ship's escape pods dejectedly. "Oh, no," said Stoica, "You're not using THOSE to leave. You're GOING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW." he said, pointing at the side window of the ship.

"But I don't wanna go out the window. I'd rather use the-"

"BITCH, YOU WILL GO OUT THAT WINDOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

Zenet slowly opened the window and began to exit. Before she could plan a jump, Stoica ran up behind her and cuntpunted her out the window.

"AND NEVER COME BACK!"

Airzel just stood there and watched her burn as she flew through space. He never knew the ginger had it in him. Airzel shrugged and went back to the cockpit of the ship. Stoica followed.

"If she ever comes back, I'm gonna grab her by her hair and knee her in the face until she bleeds to death."

Sid heard this threat, thought they were talking about him, and jumped out the window behind Zenet. Nobody noticed because nobody cares about Sid. He burned to death as well.

Then their stupid screen-phone thing rang. Airzel wanted to ignore it, but Stoica pushed the pretty "answer" button anyway. It was Kazarina, camwhoring it up as usual. Oh, and she was wearing her Sailor Moon cosplay. Airzel did not feel the force of 20 boners with that one. Instead, his 20 boners retreated and hid somewhere in a dark cave, fearing what might happen if someone as psychotic as Kazarina got near them.

"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?"

"What."

"BARODIUS IS GONNA MAKE ME HIS QUEEN!"

"Whoop-dee-fucking-doo."

"AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"

"No. And stop talking in Caps Lock, it's not cool."

"WELL I LIKE CAPS LOCK!"

Airzel wished he could've shot her from where he was, but wherever that was, it was too far from Gundalia to actually shoot. Instead, he hung up on her retarded blonde ass. She called back.

"WHAT WAS THAT, DUMBASSES?"

"Sorry, I hit the wrong button."

"YEAH, RIGHT! ANYWAY, BARODIUS WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS ARE AND WHY YOU AREN'T INCREASING THE NEATHIAN BODY COUNT."

"We're lost, thanks to THIS KID." Airzel said, whipping Stoica back and forth. "I let him drive for 10 minutes, and he gets us horribly lost. I have NO IDEA how."

"WHATEVER- OH SHIT BRB GILL"

Airzel had no idea what that meant. Instead, he cut off the lines for the rest of the day. Peace and quiet.