Me: HEYA GUYS! I hope your glad to find out I didn't die on Saturday LOL I was hoping to update sooner but my computer was kinda effed up but I fixed it :D
Nikki: which means MOAR story time! M-O-A-R! MOAR!
Me: yeah u gotta spell it like that or it has no meaning at all. Anyway...
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts but I own Nikki and OC's use them and I will do something I dunno.
BOOM
The gummi ship got shot. Again.
Nikki's temple throbbed.
"Can't you drive in a straight line?"
"If I drove in a straight line then we would be dead by now!" Sora barked back at her.
"Well then stop trying to shoot them and get towards the world!"
"If I don't shoot them then we won't get anything!"
"WHATEVER!"
AFTER 10 MINUTES OF ARGUING
"You two!" Donald scolded them, "Quit yelling! You have to learn to get along with each other or else I'll set you both on fire!"
"Huh?" Goofy stopped walking as he saw a rock with a shadow and a person in armor.
"A Heartless?" Donald asked
"Let's get the jump on 'im."
"That's probably a bad idea," Nikki said in unison with Goofy's "Gawrsh, maybe we better look before we leap"
"Is that Mushu?" Goofy observed as the person in armor hugged a red lizard.
"That's right, I know you heard of me!" Mushu popped up, "I'm little, lethal, and legendary! Now y'all scram before I get my dragon dander up!"
"Isn't that a lizard?" Nikki said tilting her head to the side glancing at Mushu.
"What'd you just say?" Mushu said angry.
"I said, isn't that a lizard."
"NO! I AM NOT A LIZARD! I AM A DRAGON!"
"Your a freaking lizard."
"DRAGON!"
"Lizard."
"DRAGON!"
"Dragon."
"LIZARD!"
"AHA! You admitted it!"
"Uh hello?" Sora said walking towards Mushu. "Hey Mushu. We missed you!"
"Sora, Donald, Goofy! You traveling with this girl?"
Sora sighed, "Yeah."
"Uh Mushu, do you know them?"
"KNOW them? We used to kick all kinds of bad guy butt together!"
"Yeah, you know, I helped this guys out of a lot of tight spots. Cause I'm a mighty DRAGON right?"
"Something like that." Sora moved his foot making Mushu fall down.
"You would be?" Nikki asked.
"I'm Mulan. Um, no I-I mean.." Mulan stuttered
"Ping!"
"Mulan Ping?" Donald tapped his foot.
"Just Ping. I am Ping, son of Fa Zhou."
"Uh hate to point this out but your a girl." Nikki said raising an eyebrow at Mulan/Ping.
"Your a girl?" Sora jumped at the most obvious thing in the worlds.
"You didn't notice?"
"He's an idiot. He would've thought I was a boy if I told him so."
"Yeah, those guy's will fall for anything." Mushu nodded along with Nikki, "I'm one of Ping's family guardians and since I fought with you guys, that means your up to your eyeballs in debt."
"So your gonna help her fit in with the Imperial Army over there."
"WAIT! I AM NOT DRESSING UP AS A GUY!"
"You don't have to. We just want Sora, Donald, and Goofy."
"Yeah, you can stay here."
"No way! I'm going with you!"
AT ENCAMPMENT
"Remember, girl manly!"
They got in line, but then some midget pushed Sora.
"Bout time we got some grub."
"Hey, no cutting!"
"Get out!"
The short guy turned around and punched Sora in the face.
"Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Donald tackled the man and they kept fighting.
"Hey a space in line!" a really skinny guy said.
"I wonder what they're serving for lunch today." A big man jumped in his belly jiggling through his armor.
"Knuckle sandwiches!" The short guy then started a fight with the others.
"That does it!"
"MOTER FUCKING JACKASSES! QUIT FIGHTING!" Nikki screeched brandishing her swords.
"YES M'AAM!" They all got in a line- even Sora, Donald and Goofy, and saluted her.
A man in black armor with a red cape who was probably the captain walked towards them.
"Glad to see some of you have back bone. But your a woman and woman don't fight in the army."
"Girls can be just as tough as guys. Exhibit A." She said pointing at the line of men saluting her in fear.
The captain just sweat dropped. "I see your point. Very well then, welcome to the army, I hope you are of more use than those guys."
Shadow type Heartless came out of the ground.
"You idiots can stop saluting me now. We kinda have to fight."
AFTER BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF HEARTLESS
"You four what are your names?" The captain asked.
"Sora."
"Nikki"
"Donald"
"Goofy"
"You're welcome in my troop. Your battle skills are encouraging."
"I am son of Fa Zhou-"
"You should go home" he interrupted Ping.
"B-but, that would dishonor my family"
"You'd rather dishonor my troops?"
"Don't make me!" Mushu yelled from inside Ping's armor.
"If Ping trains hard and does his best, he'll get stronger in no time."
"Captain please don't send Ping back." Nikki pleaded
"Hmm"
"Just give us something to do and he'll show how strong he is."
"So... you want to be tested?"
"Our orders are to ambush Shan-Yu's army on their way here. They should be going through the mountain pass."
"We'll smash them!" Donald and Nikki said with excitement.
"I doubt that. You five will be the advance party. Scout out the mountain for my troops."
"That's it? No problem" Sora said, "Right?"
"R-right." Ping said disappointed that he couldn't prove himself to the captain.
"Damn, no smashing." Nikki hung her head in disappointment.
"I'll brief you on the details later. Return when you're ready to depart."
"Sir!" Everyone even Nikki surprisingly saluted him.
"Sounds like someone is kissing up to the Captain." Sora said to Nikki as they were heading towards their first assignment.
"Hey if I don't
AFTER DOING ASSIGNMENTS
"You did well."
"I knew it!"
"Captain..."
"I suppose you've made a little progress."
"Not a little a lot!"
"No your right Captain, please give me one more assignment."
"I'll give you one more chance. Your test is to get to the summit to secure a way for my company."
AT SUMMIT
"Hey you ain't half bad" red soldier said to them(A/N: could some1 tell me their names)
"A man among men!" the yellow one complimented Ping
"Thanks!"
"But the Captain."
"He's right there." Nikki pointed to him approaching them.
"Ping sure did great!" Goofy lied.
"Yeah he did most of the fighting too." Nikki added to the lie.
"You bet he did," Donald got in on it too.
"Hmm..., fine I'll let you join my troops."
"But I'm still not convinced you have what it takes to be a worthy soldier."
"Why not?" Sora exclaimed.
"It's all right Sora. I'll find a way to show him what I'm made of."
"Just give me a chance."
"That's the spirit Ping."
"Sir!"
AT MOUNTAIN CAMP
Mushu called them all together for a meeting.
"Okay, girl! Here's your chance! I just saw this real shady guy. And I know its Shan-Yu."
"Didja see his face?" Nikki asked the little red dragon/lizard
"Well no but-"
"Then how do you know it was him?"
"Look girlie! I just know! Now go into that cave and show him who's boss!"
IN THE CAVE
"A dead end." Sora yet again pointed out the obvious.
"There's nobody here." Donald pointed out the other most obvious statement.
"Your crazy! Check again!"
"Mushu there is nothing here! Besides these candles and that altar, there is nothing else here!"
"Oh well..." Donald exited the area.
"Wait for me Donald!"
"Hey wait up!" Sora shouted a bit to late.
As soon as Donald and Goofy left a barrier formed and a bunch of Heartless appeared.
"Of all the... this would happen after about half of us have left!" Nikki groaned.
Me:Ya you'll figure out what happens next time
Nikki: WHAT? How the fuck could you do that
Me: well to be honest I'm kinda tired and they made the worlds so frigging long at first but then the second time around they made it really short so I'm cutting it in half
Nikki: (sob face) but I wanted to kill em!
Me:You will next chap oh ya and srry for my uber lateness and short chap I'm doing this for all the worlds cuz if I don't my brain will be fried and I won't be able to think desu