The Crepes of Math

by Twelve Legged Turtle

A completely opposite-of-serious story that will probably feature a lot of chickens. It's as inaccurate as I intended. It's also incredibly random and probably a tad offensive at times. Enjoy. Or don't, whatever. :P

4. Chapter 4

Chapter Four: The Chocolate Stole My Family

When Ginny discovered that the quickest known way to a man's heart was food, she decided to buy somebody special a Christmas present. She wrapped it very nicely with a pretty bow and distractingly shiny paper, but wrote "From Santa" on the label, because being mysterious was also the way to a man's heart.

On the special day, Harry Potter opened the beautifully wrapped gift (that he assumed was from Ron, who had mad wrapping skills), and found a bag of supple, perfectly shaped marshmallows inside.

Harry immediately fell in love with the marshmallows.

Ginny was very disappointed.