Gaara: MR. FLUFFY KINS!!!!!
All but Gaara: lmao XD
Gaara: WHAT!?!?! I CARE ABOUT HIM!!
Kate: panda boy woves his wittle teddy bear. Aw how cute
Itachi: why did u name it that??
Gaara: I was three…… -cuddles with teddy Teioke Sheay gave him-
Sasuke: Itachi I will KILL U!!! –attacks Itachi-
Itachi: -beats up Sasuke-
Kakashi: can we have another letter?
Lee: yes let us here another youthful letter! YASH!
Me: ok but cut the youthful crap……
Teioke Sheay ( First, I think you should call the room -THE EMO JAIL HOUSE- where anything is everything... since theres nothing.. ) Sasuke you ... uh.. I don't know what to do to you... how about we force you to kiss a girl? Yeah.. I think .. Sakura will do.. Then Gaara can beat the shit out'a you for me... YESS!! That's an awesome plan! Then Naruto can't blame me for Sasuke's death. Since Gaara likes Sakura right? An Neji's dream will come true! Neji/Gaara. I don't know about you Gaara but Neji's got it bad for you!! aw... But serioulsy.. no. Don't you touch Gaara (besides the kiss which I will let slide)either or you'll have it comin' like Sasuke. Yes Sasuke. I will get you... eventually.. Naruto I love you - not really - so... I won't do anything to you.. I love Gaara too but I enjoy seeing him suffer..unless he go's out with me.. but oh well. Bye! Hope you like my presents? Hey is it anyones birthday?
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Neji I hope you liked me bringing you into that sick world.. you deserve it.
Naruto how's the ramen also has Sasuke touched you? Sasuke for all your worth - which is absoultely nothing - stay away from him or the last thing you'll feel is my foot up your ass.
Gaara what's up... nothing I presume since your stuck in that hell hole.. Haha!.. nice song (not really) Sasuke you sucked as usual. Do you like your teddy?..well..we'll see how much he means to you...
Neji I want you to steal Gaara's teddy and them hold him for ransome.
Ransome is he has to kiss you to get it back... unless he doesn't want it back...
Neji: why do u hate me –cry-
Gaara: yes I do and MiraTrunksLove I will not marry u. I have a new teddy.
Neji: so he does like that teddy –steals teddy-
Gaara: give it back or die!
Neji: the only way u can get it back is…….is……what is it?
Lee: a kiss from Gaara……
Itachi: ok……
Kate: panda boy has to kiss NEJI!!!
Sasuke: that's just wrong….
Itachi: sasGay u have to kiss Sakura…
Naruto: I think her birthday is on march 28 right??
Me: yup. And ur bustard of a father, Gaara. I will get her in here after Gaara kisses Neji.
Gaara: before I do….i would like to say….all of u people who sent us questions are all dead when I get out of here. –sigh- -walks up and kisses Neji-
Neji: -in shock-
Gaara: -takes back teddy and sits on sofa- my teddy…..
Sasuke: great my turn…..
-Sakura pops in-
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!! –hugs him-
Sasuke: -sighs- -looks at Sakura and kisses her-
Sakura: -faints and pops out-
Sasuke: yuck….
Neji: hey! I had to kiss Gaara! He teasts like blood and sand!!
Me: and u have a problem with that!
Gaara: ur my fan girl???
Me: yes…….but not as crazy as Kate and some other people I know. Any way next question
extraordinary.rocker ok.I don't really like sasuxnaru...to be more truth full I hate it. Can I kill sasuke? Don't do Q's just dares (Gives an evil laugh and stair)
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gaaraeat your most hated food while juguling
nejiare you gay?(only Q's)dress up like naruto sasukeDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! narutodress up like a girl Also can you put Lee in there to tourcher them? tiff
(If garaa threatens me "Oh I'm so scared" sarcasum)
me: yes u can kill Sasuke.
Sasuke: what NO!!
Me: but not now…..Gaara.
Gaara: I cant juggling and I am not eating jelly beans.
Lee: how can u hate the colorfulness of jelly beans??
Gaara: that why I hate them.
Kate: ok. That is a odd answer. So r u going to eat them?
Gaara: it makes me vomit if I do eat them….
Neji: ok. No I am not gay. I like Tenten.
Naruto: u do know u have to dress up as me?
Neji: and u have to dress as a girl.
Me: this is going to be funny.
Itachi: is there a place where they can change so we don't have to watch?
Sasuke: just that room that Gaara got dragged into.
Itachi: what happened in there?
Gaara: u do not want to know.
Itachi: does it have to do with u in ur black and red boxers?
Gaara: yes…..
Kate: lets just say it was a first for him.
Me: that sounds wrong…..
Kakashi: yes it does.
-Naruto and Neji both sigh and go into the room. They come out-
Naruto: why did the outfit have to be pink….
Neji: I look like more of a freak then Gaara…..
Lee: Gaara-kun is not a freak!!!
Gaara: Oo
Me: well that answered a lot……
Kate: TURTLE BOY IS GAY!!
Itachi: turtle boy??
Me: we have weird animal nicknames for almost for all of u.
Kakashi: u two must have a lot of time on ur hands.
Itachi: what did u call me?
Me: weasel man…..
Sasuke: lmao XD
Kate: anyway next question:
arion360
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Oh I request for Kakashi to be here too?
A question for Neji, Do you like Tenten? -awaits answer with kunai in hands...- XD
Oh yeah, if Kakashi ends up in here... I dare him to spend... oh... a length of time (say.. about a week) without reading his perverted book or any perverted books (aka Icha Icha Paradise)
Cheerios
Kakashi: so arion360 wanted me here? –read book-
Me: yup and Kakashi u can read ur weird perverted books for a week.
Kakashi: -twich- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? –has mental break down while Sasuke takes his books-
Sasuke: go Neji.
Neji: from the kunai in front of me. my guess is ur my fan girl.
Me: seems that way.
Neji: yes I do like Tenten. Next question:
Me: before we do I have a dare for Gaara.
Gaara: I am not going to like this am I?
Me: nope. I dare u to say 'in my pants' at the end of everything u say until I get sick of hearing it.
Gaara: no….
Kate: don't make hug u.
Gaara: no……in my pants….
Lee: -lol-
Neji: -lol-
Kate: -lol-
Itachi: -lol-
Naruto: -lol-
Gaara: NOT FUNNY, in my pants...
Me: yes it is. Now next question.
Kate: mangafreak1310 want all of u to tell ur deepest darkest secrets.
All but Gaara: NO!
Me: u have to.
Naruto: what will u do if we don't?
Kate: I will hug all of u and call u by ur animal names.
Naruto: ok. Fine. I will go first. Um…………..I have a demon fox sealed in me.
All but me and Kate: Oo
Itachi: my turn. I want to get this over with. –sigh- I am not as sexy as Sasuke.
Lee: oh! me me me me me me me me me me me!!!!
Me: ok lee...
Lee: I love Gaara-kun –hug Gaara-
Me and Kate: HEY!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Lee: -hides in corner-
Sasuke: my secret is…………this is not my real hair color.
Itachi: its true. His real color is pink.
Kakashi: I have bad teeth under my masks.
Kate: ew…..
Neji: I use my Byakugan to look in the girl's locker room sometimes.
Naruto: I am staying away from u. Gaara ur the last to go.
Gaara: ……………….
Me: I don't think he has any secrets.
Kakashi: ya ur right. We already know about his teddy.
Gaara: I sometimes have visions of me in sexy no jutsu form……in my pants.
All: Oo
Gaara: next question in my pants.
Kate
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k this is for naruto. why do u hate the color green...its so aswume.
sasGAY what convinced u to be gay?
kakashi i have a dare for u...take off ur mask...now!
i have another dare...for gaara and lee...hug then make-out
neji u SLUT! no dare for u!
oh and naruto...STAY AWAY FROM SASGAY...ur to good for him.
Kate: oh that's mine! Now answer!
Naruto: green makes me look fat.
Sasuke: Sakura is the reason.
Kakashi: -takes off mask-
Me: he has bad teeth.
Kakashi: -puts back on-
Neji: I AM NOT A SLUT!!!
Kate: yes u r.
Me: Neji don't even argue with her.
Lee: YAY!! –hug Gaara-
Gaara: -death glare and trys to get him off-
Lee: YAY! –trys to make out with Gaara-
Kate: -enters room- -hits lee with hammer and comes back to me-
Me: happy?
Kate: yes.
Gaara: thank you kate in my pants.
Kate: as weird as that sounded ur welcome.
Itachi: next question please.
From: Untamed Dragon
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Gaara: I need advice! I have this damned 3 headed dragon living in me and you give tips on how to use its abilities like channeling sunlight and/or transforming into it WITHOUT losing my conscience?
Gaara: all demons work differently. Try to talk to it or something. Sakaku and me well we were almost the same. So try that………………………………in my pants………..I hate u Raven. In my pants.
Lee: the next youthful question please!!!
sora
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for sasuke since your gay i want you to make out with neji (naruto you don't have to look)
for gaara I LUV U !
for naruto make out with hinata NOW!! the poor things heart broken
and yeah neji why did you grow your hair long?
Sasuke: not if Naruto's life depended on it.
Itachi: I does. –holds up Naruto-
Naruto: help….
Neji: no….
-Hinata pops in and beats up Itachi-
Naruto: H-H-Hinata?!?!?
Hinata: Naruto-kun…i-i-i-i-i love you!
Naruto: -takes Hinata in other room-
(A/N: use ur imagination u perverted people!)
Neji: ok……my hair is long b/c my dad had it long and well I don't want to cut it.
Itachi: next…..
ItachiUchiha17
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You brought in Neji! I love Neji! Yeah Neji! Getting past my fangirls-ness, Neji, now that you are done hating the main branch of your clan what are you going to do with your life? Do you think that you should be with Tenten or someone else? Naruto why are you in love with that emo chicken-haired wuss? And Gaara who do you think would be the best person for Lee if you are not going to be with him?
Neji: I am going out with Tenten.
Sasuke: Naruto is busy. He wont be back till next chapter. I AM NOT A CHICKEN-HAIRED WUSS!!!!
Gaara: -sigh- yes u are and now stfu! Person for lee……um……….his teacher or someone like him.
Me: are u forgetting something?
Gaara: -in my pants.
Lee: ok……um…..next…..
sasuke you could drop dead for all i care...but gaara/neji I AM YOUR FANGIRL FOR LIFE! and naruto...your cool!
sasgay i hope you die... from -itachi's sharingon lover
all but sasuke: ok…….thanks
sasuke: why do u hate me?!?!?!?!
neji: next……….
Hi! -waves- I like this story. :3
1. Kakashi are you and Iruka going out? YOU ALL DESERVE WAFFLES! -gives waffles to all except Sasgay- Bella-QueenOfTehWaffles
2. Lee did you steal Gaara's eyebrows?
3. Gaara did you know that you are so awesome? You deserve a cookie -gives cookie-
4. Sasgay I hate you for turning Naruto gay and being a stupid emo CHICKEN BUTT HEAD. Did you know your hair looks like a chicken's butt?
5. Naruto...I am very very very dissapointed in you for turning gay. You have broken poor Hinata's heart. DO YOU HATE HER? IF SO I WILL KILL YOU!
6. Neji you are full of awesomeness...but are you a ballerina? Cuz when I saw you do that weird spinny attack you looked like a ballerina. Just in case, I DARE NEJI TO WEAR A BALLERINA TUTU AND DANCE LIKE A BALLERINA FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!
Me: -waves back- thanx
Kakashi: no…….friend.
Lee: no. why do u think I stole his eyebrow?
Itachi: they r freakishly big.
Gaara: I was born with out them in my pants. –eats cookie-
Sasuke: yes now I do.
Me: Naruto and Hinata will be back.
Kate: in the next chappie.
Neji: -now in tutu- I hate u.
Itachi: thanx for the waffles.
All: -eat waffles-
Sasuke: I want waffles. –crys-
Kate: ur not special enough!
Me: u had coffee didn't u?
Kate: maybe…………..next!
Krisse
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Ok... i read this other fanfic where gaara said that nobody loved him so... GAARA DON'T WORRY I LOVE YOU! Not in some freakish fangirlish (are those words?) way. You are just too cute.. Now.. SASUKE GET THE HELL AWAY FROM NARUTO! And how do you get your hair like that? Neji... Do you love Tenten? Or Hinata? And what is it with you and destiny/fate? Then, last, but not least, NARUTO! What exactly do you see/did you see in Sakura? She's annoying. shivers
Then some dares/requests(did I spell that right?)
1)Sasuke gets at least a chair..
2)Gaara gets... photos of his beloved Sakura! And a cookie. Or apple. Which one do you like more?
3)Neji gets... oh well
4)Naruto gets RAMEN! 3 bowls of pork ramen to be exact.
Gaara: -smiles and now feels loved- -eats other cookie-
Neji: Hinata is my cousin!!!!
Sasuke: yay…………a chair…..
Kakashi: next before this get weird.
siverrain To Neji: Do you wear a thong?--Just asking because I have this lemon scene with you and Shika-kun and...well...yeah. SO! I have a random request. Just so we can be clear on this. Gaara, I love you so very much.(almost as much as Neji)dramatic pause So I want you to hug little Matsuri-chan there. You know-for picture's sake. To Naruto, Sasuke, Neji-I've seen threesome's of you guys alot on AFF and I must admit I don't mind Naruto and Neji together with someone other than Sasuke. Sasuke-I don't hate you. I just...don't think you're good enough for either of them. :p But then...Neji is almost too good for anyone. Much love Neji. Much love...
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XD awesome idea. Um..lesse here-I'm sure to come up with something... oh-kay!
Neji: no………………boxers.
-Matsuri pops in-
Gaara: -walks over and hugs her-
Matsuri????
Me: a dare.
Matsuri: oh…ok. Thank you kazekage-sama.
Gaara: -bows-
-Matsuri leaves-
Sasuke and Neji: next….
Teioke Sheay 1) Sasuke is a emo-bastard with a cockatoo haircut..( A 'cockatoo' , if that's how you spell it, is a bird) .. (he most definitely has a bird of some kinds haircut)... that needs to pick up his sorry ass and get the hell away from Naruto.. And like I said in my last review 'If you touch Naruto the last thing you'll feel is my foot up your ass' well i got news for ya, I totally ment it, Sasuke. Not that i'm agaist Sasu/Naru fics... I read quite a few.. but that's not the point, Sasuke needs to die.. and I'll leave it at that... 2) Gaara is a hott, cute, panda boy - espicially when he's angry - and has a tatoo that says 'love' on his forehead, wow... what a guy.. and he's just so... cool.. and..and..kicks major ass! 3)Naruto is attracted to girls.. whether he likes it or not because I SAID SO ! You hear me Naruto - you like girls!! Now repeat after me.. I like- no love girls.. I love girls... Also he likes Miso Ramen.. that's his fav.. how do I know? .. let's just say I know a guy, who know's a guy, who know's a hobo, who know's Tom Cruise, who's know's Masashi K. ( the person who created NARUTO .. I think..) 4) Neji's an ass-ballerina ( thanks who ever said that.. I knew I was missing something..) , who needs to stop being a pansy-fuck about destiny and the whole "I can't help I think my cousin Hinata's hott !" Bullcrap! You are BYE-Sxeual ! ex...xe... hm.. perhaps I spelled it wrong? Nahh.. AND! It doesn't help you think Gaara's hott too! Course I can see why, but dude? You need to die more than that asshole, Sasgay, that's what everyone calls him right? yeah.. SAS-GAY.. I like it.. Sasgay. Whatever. Neji you basicly suck. 5) Kakashi since you will be added for the story I figured why not threaten you too... And I know you are reading that little dirty orange book of yours.. so if you don't put it away while I'm talking I'll shove it up where the sun don't shine and it won't be coming back any time soon.. I garentee! Now you have issues too. Take off the dam mask! We know your life story, or at least I do, but who the flip cares? Now if you have any deciency ( i'm not a great speller ok), which I highly doubt cause' it was probaly lost when you layed eyes on 'that book' , and reveil to us your identity. Also at least acknowlegde Gai? Tell him to F-off or something that would be funny- ok i'm not helping... 6) Gai and Lee... get a new wardrobe.. now. And stop with the whole youth crap, take a new approach on life how about 7) Hm... what ev, now i am again stating what I think the room should be called because I don't think you cared the last time, for obvious reasons.. I know.. I know... But I think it should be called THE EMO JAIL HOUSE but... Kakashi, and lee aren't very emo so ... I don't know. 8) Who the fuck said we should give him a chair? what's his emo? Um.. Sasgay,Sasuke? Yeah I think that was it. No wait... it's coming to me, oh yeah, stupid ashole bastard pansy-fuck- I'm king of the world - itachi is my love interest I'm an avenger and can't be with 'anyone' because of it fuck'in retarded dumbass bitch, etc... He does't deserve a chair. What are your thought's on that compliment Sasgay? And yes, I was being polite that time. 9) Ok.. lets see.. Kakashi is totally gay, What's his emo uses tons of hair gel, Naruto IS NOT GAY! Though I do not think 'poor Hinata' is his type, Kiba oh he came up becuase he's totally awesome and not many know this but he's a bit emo too, just thought I ought' to let you know that.. 10) If any of you losers and Gaara and Naruto have any thing to say to me then go right ahead. Say it straight to my face! Also if I didn't make fun of you yet... I will... and if it already seems I tortured you enough ... I'm probaly not done yet.. so don't count on anything. ( These insults were all aimed at the characters in your 'modified story' and yeah I guess that was a letter to the emo group, I guess it was to see what their response would be...after all it's the truth. Sorry it's such a long review.. I tend to get carried away.
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I was reading the reviews...know just to see what people were say'in about the story.. I was very dissapointed in some of you reviewers . So I have a few things to say...
'live life to the fullest and regret nothing' that's my ma-doe (again not a great speller so sound it out!)(and I know Gai isn't in there...yet)
Me: ok um…..Gaara u can stop saying –in my pants.
Gaara: thanx.
Sasuke: why does everyone hate me and love Gaara or Neji?!?!?!?!?!
Kate: b/c they're sexy and don't have a chicken butt head.
Kakashi: I'm not gay………..
Lee: don't I look cool?
Gaara: no……….
Neji: STOP CALLING ME A BALLERINA!!!!!
Itachi: well in that outfit u do.
Neji: ur mean……
Itachi: I know. Next please.
Half Demon Half Angel To the author:
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Hm... To, Gaara.
...I feel I must torture you. Mr. Sandman! Give me a dream! blink. Okay I'm done. anyway... What would you do if I repeatedly poked your forehead until you were insane, and I was immortal so you couldn't kill me?
To Neji
...I have to get this out of my system. When are you going to get that tree out of your ass? I mean... come on! your so ... not fun! your a no fun! --;
Sasuke:
You're an emo kid. I highly doubt you can beat Itachi, especially since he beat the living shit out of you, and stopped chidori. Not to mention that he scared Orochimaru away from Akatsuki.
Naruto:
Your the only one here who I don't think is insane! WAY TO GO NARUTO!
...You, my friend, are very, very, awesome.
Gaara: I hate that song…….i would cause u a lot of pain and wait till u give up or cry like a baby.
Lee: that's mean.
Gaara: all I did was answer the question. Neji go.
Neji: I have no tree in my ass.
Itachi: it means ur boring.
Neji: no I am not!!!
Sasuke: I beg to differ.
Neji: oh no one asked u chicken but boy. Go.
Sasuke: u all hate me –cry in emo corner-
Me: yay I am awesome!
Kakashi: oh shut up and read the next letter.
Naruto12123
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deserts demon u r doing a great job with this fanfic and...i cant come up with any name for the room however room of torment sounds good.i got a couple of questions.1 for lee. why do u look exactly like gai sensei? another for lee why are u so emotional about gai sensei and vice versa? i mean people are going to think that you two are gay with each other. a dare for lee. i dare u to shave your eyebrows off and glue them on gaara's face.a question for kakashi. y do u like reading make out paradise? ur gonna wind up like ebisu and jiraiya.another question for kakashi. y dont u want people seeing your face uder that mask? a dare for kakashi.i dare u to burn all your make out paradise books at once. i'm evil;)a question for neji. y do u hate hinata so much? because i remember back when she turned 3 u thought she was cute roflmao.a dare for neji i dare u to lets see whats evil hm...oh...heheheh i know.. i dare u to strip down to the same state as gaara and dance with him 2 a britney
spears song lolololololololol. i doubt he'll do it but i am gonna laugh like hell if he does.another question for neji id love to get this off my mind do u have a crush on tenten? cause i think u do.gaara id like to tell u something i read a halloween fanfic where you come dressed as i giant teddy bear and get really really really really drunk and make sand sculptures of a naked orochimaru. thats funny as hell and disturbing as hell at the same time. a dare for u too heheh u aint gettin off scot free.i dare u to make a sand sculpture of tsundae naked and for her to see it i'll give u 100$ if u dont get hit.heheheheh. a question for sasuke or sasGAY as ive heard 2 girls (one pretends to be ino and one pretends to be sakura are forcing me to do this) if u had to choose which would it be sakura or ino? a dare for u too whichever one u choose u have to make out with them for as long as they want to the limit of 15 minutes.naruto u are my favorite character of all time! god comes first on
my list but u are my idol after that.i like orange too my favorite color.(oh and with the pretend sakura and ino thing.. ill give u three guesses to guess which one is naruto. make sure u rub this in everyones faces i'm not gonna give u a dare except this...i dare u to eat as much miso ramen as u want.and yes all of u i do play favorites lol.
Neji: Desert's Demon???
Me: my pen name.
Gaara: I like it.
Me: thanx
Lee: I care for him.
Sasuke: they r gay together
Kate: ditto.
Lee: I am not shaving my eyebrows off and putting them on Gaara-kun.
Gaara: for once I agree. And stop calling me that!
Lee: what?
Gaara: 'Gaara-kun'
Lee: no. its youthful!
Itachi: lee ur hopeless. Kakashi ur up.
Kakashi: NOT MY BOOKS!!!
-Sasuke takes all books and puts them in a pile-
Sasuke: Fire style: Fire Ball no Jutsu!
Kakashi: -crying-
Gaara: r we almost done. I want to go to sleep.
Kate: last one.
Shino-is-mine
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Gaara- You are so freakin awsome!
Neji- Your hot
Sasuke- Get the fuck away from Naruto you Bitch.
Naruto- DONT BE GAY WITH SASUKE!
I dare Neji to strip, Gaara to admit he loves his siblings, Sasuke to quit being a gay rape artist, and I love you all!! (exept Sasuke)
Sasuke: I repeat. Why do u hate me?!?!?!?!
Me: b/c ur annoying.
Neji: no.
Gaara: ur in a tutu. The rest of ur stuff is not here.
Neji: do I have to be naked?
All: NO!
Neji: -strip down to under where- I am cold.
Kate: deal with it.
Gaara: well I am not the only one now.
Me: I will get ur robes for tomorrow.
Neji: what about me?
Me: ur not the kazekage.
Kate: ha……Gaara go.
Gaara: -sigh- I l-l-love my s-sister and b-b-brother. -twich-
Lee: now that was not hard.
Gaara: shut up! –gets bear and falls asleep-
-everyone but me and kate do the same mines the bear-
-In the Room with Me and Kate-
Me: thanx for all the questions.
Kate: we still need a name for the room.
Me: there are only two
Kate: "The Emo Jail House" or "Room Of Torment"
Me: if there r any more tell me. I will pick by next chappie.
Kate: CYA NEXT TIME!!!
Everyone in un-named room: STFU!!!
Me: no more coffee for u.