Hi again!
So, upcoming chapters from... Reyna, Tyson and Hazel! Tyson will be hard, but I'll try! :D Tell me if you want someone else too!
Reminder, I don't mean to trash your stories while writing this! Its just what I think the characters would say if they were real and actually found this site.
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HOO, as much as I would like to D:
Remember to Review! c: (isn't that cute?)
Dear Fan Fiction Authors,
Hi. How are all of you today? That's nice BECAUSE I'M FEELING ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE! Want to know why? BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU! You see, if you guys didn't write all these stories about Thalia quitting the Hunters for me, I wouldn't be in this current situation! Artemis is currently on my tail, trying to track me down so she could kill me because OF YOU PEOPLE!
Also, what's up with the Rachel and I stories? Isn't she the Oracle? Plus, she's three years older than I am...
And people, come on! You guys really ship Percy and I as a couple? I practically hate that kid! First of all, he broke his promise to me on keeping Bianca alive, and I only barely tolerate him. And second, he's almost three years older than me! I think you all are forgetting I'm only 14...
OH... And the worst of all these stories, marriage proposal stories. I don't care whether its about me, or Percy, or Travis, or whoever else your little hearts may desire. We're teenagers, that aren't even allowed to be in the same cabin with each other (if your different genders). Why on earth would we be getting married?
Sorry, but not sorry,
Nico
P.S. - Most of us demigods are single, and we prefer to be that way. So don't set us up with characters we'll never end up with! *cough* Thalia *cough* Rachel *cough* OC *cough*