AN: Sorry for the plot twist and Hermy's loopyness.
Disclaimer: I OWN IT!! #runs away from people with needles and a strait-jacket# NO OWNAGE! D:
C4: McGonagall
Ask her if she ever craves catnip.
Ask her if she's ever eaten a mouse.
Ask her if she knows Josie and the Pussycats.
Ask her if she had a thing for Dumbledore before she found out that he was gay.
Ask her how long her hair really is.
Tell her Hermione's dating a Slytherin.
Tell her that Snape thinks she's undoubtably hot.
Send her a basketful of baby kittens and ask if they're hers.
Ask her if she ever screwed a cat (in cat form of course!)
Ask her if she's really catwoman.