Hello again all my finely unfettered friends. Lat time in this story for those who were not paying any remote amount of attention, everyone split up to take care of a different area of the USA, and broke into separate teams, Red white and Blue is what they will be addressed as. Do to two suggestions I have gotten, first team up for their own spot light, Blue Team. By the way, any one who would like to submit team mascots, icons catchphrase etc is more than welcome to. I may use them to say who is staring in what chapter for those who wish to just follow one person tale or the other. :D If I like it, I may even make an oc or something based on you. Now go forth and read!
BLUE SOUTHERN BELLS STRAIT FROM HELL
France some how managed to finally drive them selves into the southern states and found them selves on the North and South Carolina boarder. Mountains stretched all around them and deciduas trees were covered in light green leaves. The weather was warm and sunny and just the right weather for fishing.
But the two hot headed nations found them selves heating up at each other again in an argument. This time over what air freshener to use in the car.
What they did not notice was two girls staring at them dead pan over their DS, which really were a dead give away as one had the North Carolina flag, the other South Carolina flag. Both were watching the two fight mildly amused.
One took an acorn and threw it at France, South Carolina first to act.
North Carolina threw a rock, twice the force, at England.
The two countries looked around confused, England rubbing his head. The two girls smiled coyly at each other and giggled.
France walked over to the girls and in a very flirtatious voice, as normal, asked, "Excuse me, lovely ladies, do you know who threw items at my self?"
South Carolina started, "I don't know, do you North?"
"I don't know do you South?" North asked.
This pattern continued on for several minuets.
Finally England yelled, "WE GET IT NEITHER OF YOU KNOW WHO THREW THINGS AT US! "
"OH you said threw, we thought you said glue. Well we threw an acorn and a rock in your general direction." The Carolinas said, "You were interrupting our game."
France and England starts to malfunction and make strange nonsense words.
"Come on Caroline, I am hungry." South said.
"Right behind you Caroline." North replied.
The twins of the South ran into a Mast General store and went strait to the candy section.
England was fuming out front, "What rudeness. I thought the south was known for its hospitality. Who were they do you think any way? They seam familiar."
"Monami, that was North and South Carolina, the only set of twins I ever saw in the states." France said, "Two of the original. To think I recognize your past nesses better than you do. Not surprising when I am accompanied by such an uneducated pig."
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU FROG!" England yelled. Another rock connected with England's head.
"QUIET WE CAN HEAR YOU ACROSS THE STREET!" the Carolinas said. South holding a newly purchased sling shot, "GET OUT OF OUR STATES AND OFF OF OUR BOARDER! WE KICKED YOU OUT BEFORE WE WILL DO IT AGAIN."
England put his hands in a surrender position and faced the two teens, "Lets all remain calm and talk this out slowly."
Two hours later and several bruises the states had run out of rocks and acorns and bottle caps for the moment and had set about gathering more.
"Oi we just want that item that dolt Alfred left you so we can beat him in a bloody stupid contest." England said plainly.
The twins eyes went from mildly annoyed to billowing clouds of rage.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT DADDY?" the Carolinas yelled.
The two twins went charging at the countries who started to run off into the woods and into the back hills. After an hour of the chance the twins were not even sweating, England and France were not.
"France if we make it out of these states alive, I promise not to call you a frog in more than two conversations a day. " England said, "And consider apologizing. "
"Monami if this is really how it all ends, I want you to know your hair cut is not that terrible. And your cloths have been improving as of late in the sense of fashion. Even though your cooking is still terrible. I mean really stake and kidney pie?"
England twitched, "I will get annoyed at that latter." The two countries fell into a pile of plants. In that plant pile though were two items, a small bronze palm tree, and a miniature bronze plane toy that looked like a power glider. "
The twins looked at each other from over the hill and started to laugh.
"MISSION SUSESS!" they yelled high fiving, "Revenge complete."
England and France looked at each other confused.
South switched to her lady like domineer, "Sorry for all this fuss and trouble sirs, we just wanted to follow our fathers order to not give you our items two easily."
"Here, for the trip you head further south, cobbler, you will need it if you are heading to Florida. The things Walt eats. . ." North said happily handing over a peach cobbler that she had in her back pack.
The two girls ran off into the forest giggling.
"Now that is the Carolinas I remember!" England said, "They used to call me Uncle England. . ."
When the two were in Georgia that night, they realized that they had acquired a very unique case of poison ivy, itching cream, and poison oak rash.