Helping the Other Without Cinnamon

by Girl in My Mirror Is Crying

And thus the mouse and the Native American woman reach a resolution. {If you steal my cover image then I will report you to the cops. Thank you.}

4. Chapter 4

Pocahontas saw this as an opportunity to use her Indian-hair tampons as a weapon. SHe had about 40 in her pocket and she began to throw them like Zhu Rong from Dynasty Warriors 3, throwing 5 in a 180 degree span and being 36 degrees apart. She did this four times and then spun around threw ten of them, knocking out the white men as they were approaching the woman like Chouji to get 3 brisket . She was glad to get rid of them and then farted.

Stuar LIttle fired more toothpicks at the guys and he took out his twig from the ground and started doing some weird shit that was hard to describe, like he was the rodent version of Bruce Lee or Donatello. He threw a tomahawk at a guy and they ran away and the light-skinned ho that was with Pocahontas earlier or something called her.

"HELP US PICK THE TURNIPS and wash your panties!"