Chapter 3

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Amazon Bunny- Yay! Thanks for the idears (lol my social studies teacher has this funky accent when she says 'idears' when I say 'ideas') Green Magi and Hamano Ayumi! I'mma gonna use em both!

Raine- ::bows in her little silver kimono:: We are truly thankful!

Kratos- :D ::drools::

Raine- ::blushes:: Oh honey...

Amazon Bunny- .....Ok disclaimer time. ::grabs Kratos by the ear and pushes him up to camera::

Raine- ::pouts::

Kratos- ::sidelong glance:: Aww...Amazon Bunny does not own ToS. She owns the computer used to put me through this horrible expirience.

Raine- Poor baby...::pats his head:: Am I that bad to you?

Kratos- Nope! I changed my mind! ::purrs::

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Several months have passed since Kratos was brought back from the dead. Everything was calm and the two were blissfully happy. Having now purchased a new home atop a bluff on the outskirts of Asgard, nothing could be better. Genis and Lloyd had also moved in with their family. Time rolled by, until it was a month from Raine's birthday.

"..Raine."
"Mmm? You're still awake?" Raine rolled over from underneath the warm bedcovers. She wrapped her arms around his stomach and buried her head in his chest. "You smell good..." She could say these things now withoutthe rude comments from Genis and Lloyd.
"Raine," Kratos inhaled the scent of his love's hair. "We've been together all this time...How...how would you like it....if we got married? Do you like the idea?"
The half elf lifted her shining blue eyes to his. "Really? We can finally settle down and get married? I'd love to..!" She planted a kiss on his forehead.
"Then..." Kratos broke away from her hold and opened the drawer beside their bed. When he rolled over, a silk box was in his hand. "Will you marry me?"
"You know the answer," Raine whispered. "Yes.." Their lips locked in a fiery kiss to prove her answer.

Within days, the news had spread, and their old friends once again flocked to the couple's home. Sheena and Zelos arrived shortly after Colette, Phiadra, and Frankdid, and there was much more noise that night. The following day, Presea and Regal arrived, sending Genis into a stuttering havoc. Lloyd laughed himself unconscious that day, and Genis fainted from embarrasment and had to be carried to his room by Regal while Raine tried with no avail to First Aid him. Yuan surprisingly showed up, and when asked, said calmly thatDerris Kharlan was safely "parked"beside a lake so that the angels could do whatever they pleased. The "lake" was Luin. Little did they know that the people of Luinhadbeenscared silly and half the population sufferedeither a stroke, seizure, orheart attack.Chocolat and Cacao also joined in the festivities.

The day before the wedding, the group held a small party, featuring karoke. The duo of Lloyd and Genis had been booed off the stage, who tried to sing "Over and Over Again" (A/N:: by Nelly and Tim McGraw, I don't own, you no sue.) and used magic to create effects which blew up half the stage. Chocolat happened to be quite a talented singer, able to sing "La La" (A/N: by Ashlee Simpson, again, YOU NO SUE!) sucessfully, while Regal danced so maniacally that everyone was plastered to the wall with fear, including Chocolat, who was singing fearfully, her voice cracking every three words. Yuan was also booed off the stage after singing quite a bit of what he called 'angelic opera music' from Derris Kharlan productions. Raine, Sheena, and Colette sung 1,2, Step (A/N: ::sigh:: getting quite TIRING...I don't own. By Ciara.)

Later, several of the party members enjoyed a revealing game of strip poker, with Zelos losing every round intentionally, and after several moments, sitting only in his birthday suit. Pretty much everyone quit the game when he was down to his pink boxers. Sheena was left to stare at his manly manhood.

After uncorking several pints of very strong wine that Namco sent as a wedding gift, everyone became drunk, and Sheena and Zelos ran off somewhere to enjoy a bit of skinnydipping. Genis glanced several times at Presea, blushing every time, evidently hoping Presea would ask to accompany him in this very naked expierience. Kratos escorted Raine off, and soon enough, Lloyd and Colette were making out, obviously when Phiadra, Frank, Regal,and Cacao were still inside, talking. Chocolat was hiccuping dangerously and swooning every once in a while.Genis shifted nervously and helped himself to thebottle ofroot beer, since he was still underage. Of course, Lloyd was still underage, but he didn't give a damn about underage drinking laws. Later, everyone except Sheena and Zelos returned to the house.However, the police arrived at the scene because the scumbags called neighbors filed a complaint about the noise and the fact that Sheena and Zelos were running up and down Asgard totally naked.

Knock. Knock.
"Who's there?" Phiadra called.
"THE POLICE!" the police responded.
"Police who?" said Regal.
"The police dispactched for disrupting peace and naked people running around in our city," the police said, and then promptly cracked up, and a knee slap was heard.
"Ahahaha, hear me laugh," Kratos said without laughing.
"Isn't that FUNNY?" the policewoman gasped.
"A woman!" Zelos ran to the door and opened it. "Hunny! You're that hot mama from Meltokio! Remember me? Zelos?"
"Baby!" The woman hugged him.
"Are we cleared of all charges?" Zelos asked seductively.
"Of course! And I'll go arrest those neighbors that called us," thepolice lady said with hearts in her eyes.
Everyone sweatdropped, except Sheena, who yanked Zelos back and slammed the door.
"Time for bed..." Cacao said after the silence.
And so, with the grumbling, everyone disappeared into bedrooms, except Yuan, who sat stonily at the table, chugging beer after beer.

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TO MY REVIEWERS:

Green Magi- A meteor?? Weren't you saying that too much bad things happens to Genis? Oh well, I like the thought. ::shifty eyes:: And btw, thanks for the help you've given me for the side quests.

Hamano Ayumi- Yay, thanks for the ideas! Please email me! I'm soooooooo bored. Thanks again for the ideas! Lemme go get some cheese.

Dominus- Huh? Uh...I speak English.

Kitten Kisses- ::gasp!:: SORRY SORRY SORRY! Didn't mean to offend ya! ::shifty eyes:: I just don't like Anna at all...

Flint- Yeah, first few lines from Full Metal Alchemist. Too lazy to get the exact words. lol

ToS Fangirls 1 and 2- Emailing...If I remember the password to my email account.

Toboe Angel- Yeah, my chapters are all really short and negative. I hope this is more humorous. Angst will come next chapter!

ChaosGriffin- Eheheheh, I know, I liked 'Just Let Me Fall' the best. My laugh is creepy. Fear me. lol jk

Amazon Bunny- ::dances wildly to all music used in the party::

Kratos- ::backs away:: You dance like Regal!

Amazon Bunny- ::stops dancing:: What's that supposed to mean?!

Raine- ::dances to Chacha slide::

Kratos- ::drools::

Amazon Bunny- Teehee! Kratos, you have this drooling problem today.

Kratos- ? ::drools:: ?

Amazon Bunny- There's a puddle by your foot....How unsophisticated you are. ::pinky up!:: Stay tuned to my next chappie! It'll be up when I feel like posting it. In the meantime, you could review!