In Toon Manor; Sonic, Tails, and Luan were watching a stand up comedy special.
"Now see, it's not about making puns all the time, but the timing." said Sonic.
Luan is mad.
"Like you'd know a thing about comedy." said Luan.
"Oh but I do." said Sonic.
Tails handed Sonic a squirt bottle.
"Need a drink?" said Sonic.
He then squirted Luan in the face.
Sonic chuckled before pulling out a pie.
"Your just desserts." Sonic said before throwing the pie in Luan's face.
The hedgehog then pulled out a Bowser plushie before putting noise canceling ear muffs on Tails's ears.
"Your giant Koopa plushie but with an assistant." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
Bowser was at his castle as a man with glasses appeared at the bridge.
"Okay, I got the new security system installed." said the man.
Bowser became confused.
"New security system, what about the fire bars?" said Bowser.
A phone ringing was heard and the man picked up a walkie talkie.
"The red and green outfitted men are now dead." said a voice.
"Roger." said the man.
Bowser became shocked.
"YOU KILLED MARIO AND LUIGI, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" yelled Bowser.
The man became mad.
"Because you've got the worst defenses ever. Turtles that go left and right with some walking off ledges, platforms that anyone can jump to, and an ax that can cut a bridge with the princess on the other side of it." said the man.
Bowser growled.
"Those are some perfect defenses, I'll-"Bowser said before realizing something, "Oh boy, the ax was a bad idea."
Princess Peach grabbed the bridge cutting ax before tossing it on Bowser's head.
The dinosaur screamed in pain.
"OH GOD, MY HEAD, IT HURTS!" yelled Bowser.
His assistant became shocked.
"Don't worry sir, we'll just go to the hospital." said the assistant.
He dragged Bowser off.
End Cutaway Gag
"And that is how it's done." said Sonic.
"You know I also wonder why Peach always gets captured by Bowser." said Luan.
Cutaway Gag
A grumbling Mario was taking Princess Peach back to the Mushroom Kingdom castle and set her down on the throne before turning to a Toad.
"Alright, you really need to increase the security." said Mario.
Peach started walking off which Toad noticed.
"Mario?" said Toad.
"Install some technology, we've got modern technology here, and all you can afford is yourselves." said Mario.
"Mario?" said Toad.
Mario became mad.
"WHAT?!" yelled Mario.
"She's gone." said Toad.
Mario became shocked and turned to the throne.
"Mama Mia." said Mario.
End Cutaway Gag
"Like that?" said Luan.
"Yeah pretty much." said Sonic.
He then removed the ear muffs from Tails's ears as an explosion was heard.
The two aliens became shocked before running out of the mansion to see Eggman laughing.
"Egghead." said Sonic.
Eggman turned to Sonic angrily.
"Why do you always call me by a different name all the time? No matter, behold my latest creation, Comedy Bot." said Eggman.
The Burn Bot appeared, but with a microphone in one of it's claws.
Sonic and Tails groaned.
"This thing again?" said Tails, "It's just Burn Bot with a microphone in one of it's claws."
"Why can't you ever build a new robot?" said Sonic.
Eggman became mad.
"Hey do you have any idea how expensive it is to build a new robot every week? I'm trying not to go over budget." said Eggman.
"How about that time you built that Dream Bot?" asked Sonic
Eggman was about to say something when he realized Sonic was right.
"Okay fair enough, Comedy Bot, attack." said Eggman.
The bot moved the microphone close to it's speaker.
"I took my son down to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus, a woman in line goes 'Hey is that Santa Claus' and I'm all like 'No ma'am that's a Roger Kelly stunt double' Here's your sign." Comedy Bot said.
Sonic groaned.
"Great, this bot's going Bill Engvall on us." said Sonic.
Comedy Bot smirked.
"If you think that Pennsylvania is the state where pencil's are made, you might be a redneck." said Comedy Bot.
Sonic shook his head.
"Never mind, Blue Collar Comedy Tour." said Sonic.
He grabbed a microphone.
"Check out Eggman's mustache, I haven't seen anything that atrocious since Cartoon Network released that Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs tv show." said Sonic, "Never make a TV show based off of a movie, it usually goes badly."
Eggman became mad.
"My mustache is more beautiful then that terrible show." said Eggman.
Flint and his best friend Sam are mad.
"Hey are show is cool." He said.
"This is going to be one long stand up comedy showdown." said Tails.
Sonic nodded and groaned.