WARNING: Yaoi (boyXboy)

I DO NOT own the anime Durarara! Or the characters.

Izaya's POV

I faintly heard soft whispers as I could feel myself go in and out of sleep. Suddenly I heard a low growl and I instinctively shifted closer to the warm body heat. Then all sounds stopped. I finally willed myself to open my eyes and I come face to face with a certain annoying doctor. Normally people might be alarmed to wake up to find someone staring at you but I just glared at the idiot.

"Awww… You woke him up Shizuo!" Shinra whined and I suddenly froze at the mention of his name. Shizu-chan is here? A gentle hand brushes through my hair and I realize my head was lying on his lap after hard-core… sex. Holy shit, why the hell is Shinra here?

I get up quickly and sit 10 feet away from the both of them with daggers for eyes. "What do you know, Shinra?" I asked getting to the point. Shinra just smiled stupidly and I could tell my life would be ruined from that point on. "I'm going to kill you now for telling Shinra, Shizu-chan." I threaten as I grab my switch blade from my coat and point it at my enemy.

Shinra hurriedly hugged my torso in an attempt to stop me from attacking. "Wait! He didn't tell me! I followed you guys to the roof and I just happened to… see… you…" Shinra stopped talking as a dark red covered his face. I was about die of embarrassment at the thought of Shinra seeing us when I was so weak. H-he must think I'm so disgusting! "Don't worry about it Izaya. I don't hate you guys or think you guys are gross. I think it's cute that you guys are l-ov-ers~." The last part rolled off of his tongue in a playful tone.

I was relieved until the last part escaped from the doctor's mouth. I playfully point my knife at his neck. I knew he was going to tease me for the rest of my life! I was about to tell Shinra to forget the whole thing when I felt two strong hands pull me into an embrace. We fell in a backwards motion until I was sitting in Shizuo's lap. "Don't leave me so suddenly, baka. I missed you." He whispered so softly that I might have heard him wrong. "And Shinra's right, we are lovers!" Shizuo declared louder as he pulled me closer to him.

I brought my hand to my mouth, not trusting any words that might escape my mouth as a crimson blush appeared on my cheeks. I want to kill this damn bastard! I-I have to do something or Shinra might get the wrong idea! "W-what the hell are you talking about? We aren't lovers or anything. That was practically rape both times!" I argued weakly.

"How can you say that? You liked it just as much as I did." Shizu-chan said in a VERY sexy tone.

"Whoa, guys. If you want me to leave and have a second round, you can warn me." Shinra jokes.

"That's it, I'm leaving. I can't handle any more of this sexual harassment. I feel like our roles have switched, Shizu-chan. I'm the one who's supposed to annoy you, not the other way around!" I pout as I harshly get off of Shizu-chan and hurry to the roof exit. Once again I was held back as a strong grip grabbed my arm.

"I told you not to leave so suddenly." Shizuo said as he pulled on my arm and I was once again falling towards Shizuo's body. As I land, our lips find each other if only for a second before I slap Shizuo across the face and get up once again.

"I-I won't accept it! We are not lovers and you raped me. I did not like it one bit! Now the next time I see you, we will once again be enemies and Shinra will forget the whole thing!" I declare as I stomp off of the roof and down the staircase to my next class.

After School… Izaya's POV

That piece of shit, Shizuo! Luckily I didn't see that blockhead for the rest of the school day and all I have to do is go home and try to avoid running into him…

"Izaya!" I hear my name screamed with a familiar voice but somehow it was different. Oh, yeah. He's not trying to kill me… I turn around to come face to face with my so called 'lover'. Shinra was of course with Shizuo and smirking his evil grin that only means he's going to tease the shit out of me. I really don't like this feeling I'm getting from these two.

"What do you guys want?" I asked REALLY annoyed.

"I'm leaving soon so you love birds can have some alone time. I'm only here so I can stop you from killing Shizuo after he tells you something. He was worried about it all day so you better at least hear him out." The last part seemed kind of threating but coming from Shinra I wasn't sure. I looked over to the brute to see a really crimson blush covering his face and ears.

"I-Izaya… I wanted t-to know i-if we are da-dating now. I mean, I really like you so WILL YOU GO OUT WITH M-?" I quickly covered up Shizuo's mouth as that last part came out rather loud. By now I was blushing as red as him and I could barely look him in the eyes. Why the hell does Shinra have to be here? I glare daggers at the doctor, giving him the signal that he should leave. Of course being the idiot he is, chose not to acknowledge me and just stayed put and wore his infamous grin. I suddenly grabbed Shizuo's hand and dragged him back into the school and finally into a vacant classroom.

He stood there looking at me with a glint of hope in his mocha eyes and I couldn't help blush at the thought of what I was about to do and say. "O-okay, here's the deal. I will give you 5 days to make me fall completely in love with you. I will go out with you if you accomplish this; if not then I will reject you. I'm saying this now. I'm going to make it extremely hard for you and it is going to take a lot for you to make Izaya Orihara fall in love with you!" I finish and I couldn't stop the stupid blush that was still plastered on my face.

"I'll do it!"

"There are some rules to this 'game' if you would call it one. There is no sex whatsoever. No hand jobs or blow jobs too. You can kiss me and whatever else couples do. I'm declaring this now; I'm not going on any dates until IF I accept our relationship. So as you can see, it will be really hard for you." I finished and thankfully I'm now calm.

I looked over to Shizuo and see that he is actually giving this thought. He nods and looks straight into my eyes with warm eyes and a smile. My eyes widen a fraction and if just a little, my heart skipped a beat, maybe. It makes me want to always see that smile on his beautiful face. Coming out of my thoughts, my lips were suddenly taken with Shizuo's own and I couldn't help but let out a little moan. Damn it!

"You can't do that I-zay-a~. We can't have sex, remember. So don't get hard on me, ne?" Shizuo whispered in his oh so sexy voice as he put his pointer finger to my lips and showed a wide smirk. That fucking asshole! Once again our lips crashed and I had to suppress the urge to give in to the heated kiss. I quickly regain my composure and push Shizuo off and I couldn't keep that damn blush off my face. I-I need to take back control and not give in to this protozon!

"Shizu-chan, you know that just seducing me won't steal my heart away, just my body." I smirked as a clear sign that I have taken back control appeared when Shizuo blushed and then gave a cute pouting face.

"I-I know! I'm not a total idiot that I don't know that. W-would you like to come to my house after school? I-I want you to meet my family and I promise not to do anything." Shizuo said as he bowed to me, probably to hide the blush that I still managed to see.

"Well if you say so I can't refuse the offer to meet the very people you call family, Shizu-chan!"

After School At Shizuo's House~ Izaya's POV

"I'm hoooommmeee!" Shizuo called out and to my surprise a kid that looked around middle school age races down the stairs. Stranger though he doesn't wear any particular expression when greeting his older brother.

"Welcome home nii-san! Is this the guy that you ra-" The kid was suddenly kept quiet as Shizuo covered up his mouth with his hands as a beat red blush dusted Shizuo's cheeks. Suddenly realizing what the kid was going to say, I too blushed.

"I'm Izaya Orihara and I'm guessing you are Shizu-chan's younger brother. If I recall you would be Kasuka-san." I introduced myself.

"Now if you will excuse us Kasuka, we'll be going up to my room, so please don't bother us." Shizuo tells his bother as he takes my hand and starts to lead me up the stairs.

"I'm sleeping over at my friend's house tonight and mother and father left for America this morning so that means you can rape Orihara-san all night long if you were not already going to. See you tomorrow, nii-san!" Kasuka-san adds as he hurries out the door, leaving Shizuo and I with maddening blushes. That fucking brat! Shizuo continued to pull me up the stairs until he reached his room. Letting go of my hand, Shizuo starts to clean up some books and dirty clothes after muttering a quiet apology for the mess.

Shizuo's room was kind of plain despite the small mess. He had no posters posted in the room that most teenagers our age have or anything in particular that indicates a hobby of his. The only thing that looks personal is the many pictures around the room. Some of them include his family and others include Shinra and Celty. Most of them include Shizuo and Kasuka. He must mean a lot to Shizuo; it would make me kind of jealous if we were actually dating… but we aren't. I also take notice in the many textbooks that Shizuo is cleaning up that surround his room. I thought Shizuo was stupid…

"Wooooowww, Shizu-chan. I didn't know you were such a bookworm!" I tease.

"Well, some of us actually have to study to actually pass unlike some people who are naturally smart like you." Shizuo growls back. I raise my eyebrow in surprise as this is the first time Shizuo has gotten mad at me since we 'hooked up'. I guess it's a touchy subject…

With a running start, I jump and land onto Shizuo's bed with a big flop. The sudden smell of Shizuo violates my nose as I stuff my face into the sheets, a light amber covering my cheeks. I slowly feel sleep taking over my body and couldn't help shut my heavy eyelids. Goodnight Shizuo…

Sorry this took so long to get out but I will try to update soon! Thanks for the people who have reviewed my story, they are always appreciated! Thanks to: Tekie Scythe, CrimsonRosePrincess, Akari Yukimura, PikachuIzaya, DevilishBea, and Nekozm-chan!