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Katie

Our day off and some grocery shopping!

It was finally Saturday, after the super rough week facing school, two softball games, practice and the fact that there were Espada crawling all over our school, well lets just say that we had enough stress do deal with and the weekend couldn't have come at a better time. We decided that it was the right time to go swimming in the pond. The water was great and all of the fish were scared to death because Grimmjow was in the water with us. That made us crack up to no end.

I was currently floating on one of the floaties trying to tan while Brooke and Lilinette were bent on trying to drowned Grimmy or splash him to death, which was rather fun to watch. "Take this Grimmy-Kitty!!!" Brooke yelled as she jumped off the dock and landed on him.

"'Grimmy-Kitty'?" He question as he turned around, not even bothered that she tried to tackle him.

"What? Your name is Grimmy, and you're a kitty." She shrugged as he dumped her off his back and into the water.

"Hey Grimmy," I yelled from my floatie in the middle of the pond, "I didn't think cats liked water." I started laughing, then stopped. Sharp pain erupted from the bottom of my stomach.

"NOOOO!! Why this week! Why NOW of all times!!" I screamed as I paddled as fast as I could to the dock. I jumped up on the dock and ran as fast as I could to the house. Unfortunately when I ran into the house I smacked into Stark of all people. My temper flared because of the delay in getting to my secret stash.

"Dude move it or lose it you lazy ass bastard!" I yelled as I darted around him and went up the stairs two at a time.

At the Pond

Stark went down to the beachy part of the pond and looked at Brooke, she was still in the water staring at the spot where Katie flipped out and ran out of the pond.

"Does anyone know what her problem is?" Stark asked.

"Aunt Flow decided to visit this week." Brooke told him nonchalantly.

"Should someone tell Aizen if someone human is coming?" Grimmjow asked her confused at her wording.

"He's a big boy; he should be able to figure this out all on his own." Brooke shrugged, smiling evilly and Lilinette laughed. Stark looked at Brooke, then put his blanket out on the sand.

Lilinette looked at Brooke "This is gonna be a long week isn't it?"

"Damn Straight." Brooke said going back to trying to drown Grimmjow. Lilinette went back to helping and Stark went back to his usual daytime nap(s).

Back to Katie

I went back downstairs and outside; walking back to the beach and saw Brookie, Lilinette and Grimmjow in the water, while Stark was sleeping on the beach. I looked at him wanting to kick him for blocking me and my attempts to get to 'the Stash'. I looked at him

"I hope you burn" I went onto the dock and dove in headfirst as Brooke and Lilinette went "sizzle, sizzle" while raising their hands and wiggling their fingers in the air at Stark.

"Ok I have a question" Stark said lifting his arm away from his face. "Where did you the swimsuits?"

"Oh we went to Pamida." I said feeling better now that I was back in the cold water.

"Did you get the groceries?"

"Nope… why?" Brooke asked, once again getting side tracked from her 'mission'.

"Aizen-sama wants you to." Stark shrugged going back to sleep.

"Dudes, we're going to Pamida!!" Brooke exclaimed as I gave her the 'Look', "What? If I go alone, we'll be eating microwave dinners."

"Okay… It's a QUEST!!" I yelled as Lilinette, myself, and Brooke ran out of the pond.

At Pamida

Currently, Pamida was being ran-sacked by two Arrancars, Brooke and I. When Aizen heard of our plan he demanded that we take one of the Espada with us saying that 'We are not to be trusted', controlling ass whole with a god complex.

"Hey Grimmy!" I yelled as I began shaking a box of catnip in front of his face, I grinned evilly as his facial expression went dark. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Who wants a treat? If you're good we might buy a box" I said then ran for my life.

In the next isle over I found Lilinette and Brooke talking evilly, when they saw me they instantly shut up. "What were you talking about?" I asked curiously.

"Nothing." Lilinette smiled evilly as Brooke just shrugged and walked away.

"Stop doing that Damn it!!!" I yelled in frustration as Brooke laughed and darted behind Grimmjow. I stormed off into the freezer section looking for my Chocolate and brownie explosion ice cream. While looking for Brookie's and my favorite dinner, hot pockets! I grabbed 6 boxes of ham and cheese, and 3 boxes of pepperoni and cheese. I got those, one because I thought they were yummy, and two, because Brooke wouldn't touch any of the boxes with a twenty foot pole. I went back to where Lilinette, Brookie and Grimmjow where. We paid for everything and as we were walking out the door Brooke spotted the same thing I did.

"Aviators!" she yelled and raced over to the rack that held many pairs of sunglasses. We both got the same idea and each picked out a pair.

"Haha this is great I didn't think we would find any!" I said. Brooke held up four pairs, she handed Lilinette her pair before looking for Grimmjow.

"Hey Grimmy! Come get your sunglasses!!!" she yelled so the entire store could hear her, not really caring if she got strange looks from the rest of the costumers and staff. "There you are." Grimmjow raised an eyebrow as she calmly walked over and put the pair of aviators on him. "Looking good." She nodded in approval before stealing said sunglasses and putting them on the checkout counter. The cashier quickly checked us out not wanting to deal with us for much longer, and then we were on our merry way. When we got home we figured out that we had at least 50 bags of food in the car. As we unpacked the food, Grimmjow ditched us and went in the living room and sat on the blue armchair. After we finished, Brooke and I walked in to the living room to watch TV. I found Szayel sitting in my usual dark pink armchair.

"Yo, dudes, out of our chairs." Brooke told them.

"Shut up humans, I'm trying to watch TV." Szayel told her rudely, I could clearly see Brooke getting pissed off.

"Look here. Just because your hair matches the chair doesn't mean you get to sit there." She growled, clearly freaking out the scientist as he moved to the couch.

"Good job Doctor Susess." Brooke simple stuck her tongue out at my comment before flipping me off.

"You too Grimmy." She motioned for him to move to the couch also.

"No." her eyes narrowed as he didn't move, simply smiling at her getting annoyed.

"Look, the couch matches your hair too. You can sit there." I laughed as they continued their staring contest.

"Fine, you can sit there if you want," She shrugged, I was amazed, she usally doesn't give up so quickly. Then, she answered my question by walking over calmly, and sitting on him, "You can sit here, as long as I can." Grimmjow growled and stood up; as he did this he dumped her in the chair.

"What, was it that awkward with me sitting in the chair with you?" she asked innocently as her eyes started to tear up. He simply growled again and sat on the couch with Szayel. Both of us laughed and turned our attention to the TV. We were amazed to see what they were watching was the Teletubbies.

"Umm question," I said looking at the two Espada that were currently sitting on the couch. "But… umm how do I put this nicely? Why the fuck are you watching the Teletubbies?"

"I am trying to understand your culture better," Pinky said as a matter of factly.

"Sorry to break it too you, but three year olds, yeah, they don't have much culture." Brooke told him as he glared at her, then Lilinette ran up the basement steps and looked at Szayel and Grimmjow, who was still pouting MANLY over the loss of his chair.

"Sorry but Aizen- Sama wants to see you in the basement for a meeting" she said. She looked at us before going downstairs again "sorry not you guys this time" and she left us there wondering what the meeting was about.

End chapter!!!

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