Yo, finally a night without homework, which means time for this. So I got some more good reviews! Yay! Oh and to answer one of the questions.

From tmanimefan1412: How do people who live in the A.D. 700s have a phone?

Answer: To be honest I didn't know that was when the anime was set. Ooops. But hey, that just adds to the randomness. Kinda like how Black Butler has a Reaper with a chainsaw, one riding a lawnmower, and a chef with a flamethrower, all in the 1700s-1800s.

So yah, I am going to update as much as possible.

Now as I mentioned in the last chapter I fell asleep...well...I crashed. See, you can't just not sleep forever. 5 weeks is my limit, that is also how long I've been awake before now. Anywho, so I was having a starringwith Cerberos when I heard a far off explosion. I flinched and the snake hissed mockingly at me.

"This is soooo rigged! You don't blink!" I accused her. She justed yawned. Yah, snakes yawn. It's really weird, it's like they're doing mouth-arobics. They oped there mouth as wide as possible, then the upper left corner goes down towards the lower right corner and the upper right to the lower left. It's really weird but really cool! "Ok, rock paper scissors!" I challenged and she gave me a weird look. "Hey! The starring contest was rigged to your advantage! My turn to have a rigged advantage!" I smirked. Then there was an echo, like a rock skittering across the ground. Looking I saw the snake had gotten a rock...A ROCK! She can use paper with her tail and rock with a rock! Then she opened her mouth showing fangs. Now she has scissors. "That is sooo not fair!" I pouted. Who knew a snake could actually play rock paper scissors!?

"Ssssssssssssssss." She hissed at me. Translation...who knows. I'm not bloody Harry Potter. (Idk own Hary Potter or Possaltonuge, J.K Rowling does)

"I don't speak Possaltongue." I stated. Seriously, Cerberos needs to remember that I can't understand her either. She shook her head and left to probably bask in the sun. Now I was bored, I couldn't escape or move because of the stupid, emo jerk and Cerberos just ditched me. I swear, life hates me. "Yo, emo boy, wake up." I said. He didn't even stir. "Midnight, wake up!" I growled, elbowing him in the stomach. He woke up alright, he also woke up pain in my stomach. "Dude...Stomach...Air...NOW!" I said panicing. I couldn't breath. He loosened his grip but I could feel a hole burning into my head.

"Why did you wake me up?" He snarled at me. He obviously doesn't like waking up. Well I don't like sleeping so we're both grumpy.

"Because Cobra hasn't come back and Cerberos ditched me!" I pouted. Seriously!? Am I that unlikable!?

"What could you possibly be doing with a snake?" He asked annoyed.

"Starring contest." I stated and he groaned.

"Snakes don't blink baka, they have a thin veil that goes over there eyes." He said. I bet he wanted to facepalm.

"Yah, thats why I wanted to play rock paper scissors. That way it would be rigged to my advantage! Who knew a snake could win at rock paper scissors?" I asked.

"Did you always use rock?" He asked, annoyance in his voice. Yep, I'm just too much sometimes.

"No, we didn't even play. She pulled out a rock for rock, her tail could be used for paper, and her fangs for scissors." I said boredly. He sighed and leaned against the wall.

"So what do you expect me to do?" He asked. I thought about that for a minute.

"Play a game with me, I'm bored. Plus my friends will be here soon anyways. I mean come on, what idiot can't figure the arrow and Nervana sign?" I asked and ended up having issues breathing.

"You gave them hints!?" He growled.

"Dude, I'm a captive, of course I'm going to leave hints!" I stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Ok, lets find Cobra and leave!" He stated and stood up, still having a hold on me. "Cerberos!" He called and the snake came slithering. He then sat me on the giant snake and we left. As we flew off I saw Natsu with an uncousious Cobra.

"Found Cobra." I started and pointed to Natsu. He groaned in annoyance and we landed infront of them. I went to run to them but Midnight grabbed my arm.

"Hand over Cobra!" He growled.

"Yume first!" Natsu growled. I then saw Lucy, Gray, and Ezra.

"How about this, hand over Cobra..." He said and I felt a pain in my arm and my sleeve began to pierce my skin. "Or I'll kill her." He stated smirking. I can imagin my funeral now.

~In Her Mind~

"She is now at a happy place. We sadly lost Yume when she died of blood lost from her shirt piercing the skin on her arm..."

~To Reality~

Yah, that would just make it seem like I was too weak to fight back to my own clothing. I saw Natsu hesitate before walking over with Cobra, setting him down, then walked back. The pain in my arm went away as my shirt sleeve went to normal.

"Lucy! Summon Aquarious!" I said since they had a puddle near them. "I'll take the blame!" I said when she looked uneasy. She gave a nod and took a golden key out.

"Gate of the Water Bearer!" She called and put the key into the puddle, turning it. "Open! Aquarious!" She called and the blue haired mermaid appeared.

"Why did you summon me in a puddle! What have I told you!?" She yelled at Lucy.

"Aquarious, um, I forced her." I called and her angered gaze went to me. Then with that pot she summoned water and sent it at me. I closed my eyes waiting for the cold water but nothing came. I opened my eyes to see him deflecting the water. "Great, I'm being held captive by Moses." I rolled my eyes.

"He can only deflect one thing at once!" I heard Ezras voice and smirked.

"Shadow Porcupine!" I called and shadows covered me and then spiked out making him let go of my arm. He hand was bleeding and I jumped into the water. You know, holding your breath is hard. I soon blacked out from lack of air.

I awoke later to be in the forest. Groaning I got into a sitting position I looked around and what do ya know...there uncousious and soaking wet was Midnight. Seriously! I can't get rid of this guy! His arm was bleeding heavily and so was the side of his head. So like the caring person I am I began poking him with a stick. He groaned in pain and I sighed. He was still alive. So I took my bag which still has survived, I have one damn good bag, and took out medical supplies and began fixing him up. Hey I was still stuck with him and I needed him to finish my mission!

~With Lucy~

"Aquarious got them both!" I shouted in panic. She turned to me with a glint in her eye.

"Don't summon me for the next 3 weeks, I'm going on a vacation with my boyfriend. With my boyfriend." She teased and disappeared. I hated how she alwayed did that.

"Hey! I'm single by choice!" I yelled out. Then I looked around and saw blood on the ground. Cobra was also gone. I began to worry. She still a kid, why did she take this mission?