Lee3: Happy Holidays everyone I'm back after…I think a month.
Hanku: What took you so long this time?
Lee3: I'm working dude I can only do so much.
Hanku: That's understandable, are we using the…
Lee3: Next chapter.
Angry Reader: WHAT IS THE CHAPTER ABOUT?
Lee3: This chapter or the next one?
Angry Reader: THIS ONE!
Lee3: I'm cracking on stereotypical conflicts in this one (Angry Reader throws a knife barely missing Lee's head). I warned you (pulls out a 357 Magnum and shoots Angry Reader in the head).
Hanku: That's fucked up.
Lee3: So was the knife. Time to start the disclaimer. I don't own the Love Hina characters or the series; if I did Seta would be less of a walking talking Asian stereotype. I don't own Hanku either.
Hanku: I do.
Lee3: And yet it still sounds redundant. There is a mystery character that will be revealed later in this fic, but for this chapter he's appearing in the Antics short. That character I don't own, but I am using him out of a fan's request…anything you want to add Hanku?
Hanku: Yeah, Naru deserves Keitaro…even though she is a bitch.
Lee3: That's not funny dude.
Hanku: Who's laughing?
Lee3: (sighs) Just run the damn fic.
Damn Stereotypes
Naru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you look like a dork (points at Lee whose dressed like a cowboy)!
Lee: (smirks) If you said that in Texas, a cowboy would shoot your ass, unless you get executed first.
Hanku: (appears wearing hip hop attire) Why do you always rag on my home state as well as the South?
Lee: Because the South had a bad past of fucking over people and treating them like crap until the late 1970s.
Hanku: (sarcastic) Oh and California didn't have problems with their (impersonates Arnold Schartzenagger) "Govenator".
Lee: At least he tried.
Hanku: Tried and failed your "Golden State".
Lee: Better a state than a whole fuckin' country. Besides at least he's not like our president who's an embarrassment to the United States, the whole world and the "Lone Star State", oh wait the idiots love him there (smirks and rips off the cowboy outfit to reveal his hip hop gear underneath).
Hanku: And "Boring as Fuck Kerry" could have done a better job…YEAH RIGHT (rips off the hip hop gear to reveal his…regular clothes)!
(A.N.: Did you guys really think he was wearing cowboy attire under all those chains? Please.)
The two Americans stared each down like they were about to fight.
Lee's Inner Thought: Ah, another "Texas vs. California" battle. Hanku and I have been having these for almost two years now. Sometimes they end in Cartoonic Fight Clouds, but we always come out as friends in the end. After all we each respect each other's state because they are both very valuable to the country.
Hanku's Inner Thought: Here we go, another "Fight Between our Respected States". This stuff happens at least once a month especially when we're bored. Think of it like a sparring match only more heated.
(A.N.: At least they don't take it too far.)
Naru: Hey, American Wasteoids! At least my country didn't attack yours for any reason!
Hanku: What the hell are you talking about?
Naru: I'm saying that in World War II Japan attacked America out of self-defense!
Everyone froze after that comment, even Koalla Su.
(A.N.: Oh shit! Now that's taking it too far.)
Lee's Inner Thought: WHAT THE FUCK? FIRST TOJO'S GRANDDAUGHTER AND NOW HER?
Hanku's Inner Thought: WHAT THE FUCK? SHE'S DEAD!
Keitaro: (softly) Oh my god.
Sarah: She's a dead girl.
Kitsune: Why?
Sarah: They've both from proud states.
Kitsune: Uh, oh.
Su: The Korean War just started all over again.
Shinobu: Naru said World War II, jackass.
Su: (smiles) Okies.
Motoko: (shivers) Shit, shit, shit we're screwed.
(At the Café)
Haruka: (sees a coffee mug suddenly break on it's own) Either Mutsumi's clumsiness is causing the dishware to commit suicide or something is going down at Hinata House (six other mugs break). I think I'll stay out of this one.
(Back at Hinata House)
Lee: (pissed) YOU…
Hanku: (also pissed)…BITCH!
Naru: What else is new?
Lee: You guys were the ones who betrayed us!
Hanku: Japan partied during the aftermath!
Lee: Without knowledge that they had inadvertently pissed off the United States, which in turn caused the highest enlistment, rate in U.S. Army history.
Hanku: And it took two nukes before you finally learned not to fuck with the U.S.
Naru: Those nukes weren't necessary.
Lee & Hanku: Same with Pearl Harbor!
Motoko: The act was still dishonorable.
Hanku: Dishonorable? Your people crashed planes into Battleships. How honorable was that shit?
Lee: Wasn't there a bunch of citizens and soldiers committing suicide as well?
Naru: That's…
Lee: Honor? That doesn't always work you know.
Naru: Stupid Americans.
(A.N.: Now that's going way too far.)
Lee: (annoyed) Now why did you go and say something like that?
Hanku: (even more angry) You know what? Fuck this shit (kicks Naru in the stomach).
Lee: Who's stupid now (grabs Naru and rams her into a wall, then he and Hanku started stomping and kicking Naru repeatedly)?
Keitaro: Hey hold…
Shinobu: (a little scared) Sempai, I wouldn't normally say this, but if you value your life you will not step in.
Kanako: I know you love her, but she's not worth it, not in this case.
Keitaro: (frustrated) Damn.
Hanku: (grabs Naru and lifts her over his head) What are you gonna do now bitch (throws her out the window and she landed by the stairs. She tried to get up, but Lee ran at her at super speed and kicked her so hard, she went flying)?
Naru: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lee: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon (Naru becomes a star), IT'S GOOD!
Hanku: Justice is served.
Lee: Normally I would say that.
Shinobu: Was that necessary?
Lee & Hanku: (stare at Shinobu with glowing red eyes that caused her to piss herself) Never talk shit about America to someone from Texas or California.
Shinobu: (squeaked) Okay.
Lee: So what's next?
Hanku: Smash Brothers?
Lee: Sure, let's go (They both ran back into the dorm while everyone kept their distance).
Keitaro: Was there a moral to this chapter?
Kitsune: (scared sober) Don't piss them off?
Motoko: (a little freaked out) I think that's it.
Kanako: Agreed.
Su: I want a banana.
Sarah: SHUT UP!
(Back at the Café)
Haruka: (drinking tea) I'm so glad I stayed out of that one.
To Be Continued…
Antics: Q & A Revisited
Kanako: What the fuck was that?
Lee3: Random comedy humor that some people find funny.
Keitaro: I this chapter was about Stereotypes?
Lee3: Not all stereotypes are racial, dude.
Naru: That chapter was retarded.
Hanku: Meant to be that way.
Lee3: Exactly, he was crazy enough to give me the green light.
Sarah: No way.
Hanku: He emailed me a clip of the beginning before he finished the rough draft.
(Alarm goes off)
Kanako: What is that?
Lee3: The Goth Girl alarm. We gotta go; this Q & A is over (Lee3 and Hanku get up and run out of the room).
Keitaro: Better leave too.
Naru: Good idea (the Hinata residents follow suit).
End of Short
Lee3: Hold up I got one more for you guys.
Antics: Mystery Guy and Seta
Remember that unknown guy from the end of chapter three, you probably would have saw this : because for some reason I can't use the multiple question marks to identify the guy as unknown. Anyway, he's still in Tokyo looking for the guy he saw on TV.
Unknown: (exhausted) I searched half of Tokyo and I still haven't found any clues about that guy from the two Big Rig Chases. I've asked around, but all I got were stories from the first incident. I've been in this dimension for three weeks and I still have no other way to get back home, but that guy must know how I can leave, I can't give up (just then, a loses control and turns into his direction). WHOA (jumps out of the way and the van crashes into a brick building and stops)!
Seta: (pounds on the Driver's door) Sorry, about that (kicks it open and steps out). Is everyone okay?
Unknown: You bastard! You almost hit me you stupid son of a bitch! Don't you know you could have killed someone? Don't you know how to drive?
Seta: (calmly) I'm sorry I almost hit you. I know someone could have been killed and yes I know how to drive.
Unknown: You are a walking, talking Asian stereotype. If you were put into an American school you'd wreck the grade curve, but behind the wheel you'll hit the curb, well in your case a building.
Seta: (laughs) I probably would huh?
Unknown: (face-faults) Don't you feel the least bit freaked out about this accident?
Seta: No, it happens all the time.
Unkown: And that's not odd to you?
Seta: Nope.
Unknown: Okay, you are weird, I'm gonna go now (walks around the van and walks away). Haven't I seen that guy somewhere before?
Seta: Nice meeting you!
The unknown character thinks to himself for a minute and then it hits him.
Unknown: Oh my god, that was the Seta from the "Love Hina" manga and anime. At least I know what dimension I'm in…Wait, maybe he knows where that guy is! (runs back to the accident site) Seta, hold up!
Lee3: That's it for that short and this chapter. Keep in mind that in this chapter I wasjust poking fun at folks so what's written I don't really mean, c'mon I cracked on my own home state (California). I figured I shed some light for those of you who might take this chapter seriously (there is always a few out there).
On another note, that mystery guy will be revealed in chapter 8. The next chapter you guys might like because Hanku came up with the original concept and basically Co-wrote it. It's gonna take me awhile to write it up since college starts back next week and so does my job. I'll try to get as much done as I can. Review or flame if you want, just be honest.
See you all next time (hopefully in January).