The Nights Spent at Kid's

by Abadeer666

It's Cuan again. Kid has invited everyone (including Blair, get ready for all hell to break loose) over to a party. After a movie, Liz proposes that they have a game of Truth or Dare! Chaos ensues, Maka-Chops are issued, and nosebleeds aplenty! Rated T for language.

4. Chapter 4

A/N: Hey! FINALLY getting reviews with suggestions! I thank everyone who has reviewed, but for those of you who suggested something, I shall have an end chapter where all the cast thank you personally for your contributions! I should start that now…

Chapter 4: FOOL!

"Maka, slobbering over your weapon is so not cool. I should request a partner reassignment…"

Maka wiped the drool from her lips. "MAKA-CHOP!"

"Geez, I was just kidding. Learn to recognize sarcasm. Although, you aren't a bad kisser… You ever practice?" Soul flipped up the edge of Maka's skirt, revealing red lacy lingerie … She blushes, then pales, realizing what she's wearing (very sheer lace), and how Kid is sitting across from her. Kid grinned like Stein on Black Blood, and laughed maniacally.

"Maka-chan!" Blair squealed, "You're wearing the panties I got you! And they FIT!" Blair didn't seem to notice her embarrassment or the fact that she was barely covered. She jumped around giddily, causing a nosebleed from Soul. Her… how shall I put this… 'Asymmetrical torso extensions' had almost burst out of the skimpy top she was wearing. As it were, they still jiggled a fair amount. "Jell-o!" Patti laughed and jumped up and down. Tsubaki noticed that Black*Star had wandered off. "Hey, where's Black*Star?"

Everyone stopped. 'Uh-oh,' everyone thought at once. At that moment, Black*Star stumbled drunkenly through the door with more drinks. "Herrooooooooz, evreh baddah! I'z gotz moar drinky-drinkz! Whoooz yer fevrit gawd?" Everyon3e started laughing until Black*Star grabbed Liz's hand, saying, "Hunneh pah, yoooz comin' wid meh! YAHOO!" He dragged her into a closet.

(-Time skip, 7 minutes later-)

Liz stepped out of the closet, beet red and with very messy hair… "Well," she said, "that was an experience, and I was homeless in Brooklyn!" Black*Star came next. Well, more like he fell out of the closet and stumbled to the couch. "Alright, since I was nearly mauled by Black*Star, I get to do the next dare." Black*Star grumbled. "Yoo nuh yeh liked it…" "Patti, truth or dare?" "Dare! Dare! Dare!"

Liz grinned evilly again. "I dare you to dance and listen to Excalibur's song." Black*Star seemed to stir at the mention of the holy sword. "BUHT HE AIN'T HERRRR!"

"FOOL! MY LEGEND DATES BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE 12TH CENTURY…" Everyone (everyone sober, that is) was either shocked or scared shitless. In unison, they all screamed (in fear, annoyance, rage, etc.), "HOW, THE FUCK, DID YOU GET HERE!?" Excalibur seemed a bit miffed at being interrupted and not getting a warmer welcome. "FOOL! I can do anything, for I am the holy sword, whose legend dates back to the 12th century-" "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Everyone had a vein pulsing in their forehead and a sweat-drop. Again, in unison, "GET THE FUCK OUT!" Maka sighed. "Patti, it's your turn to dare." "YIPPEE! I DARE SHARKY TO GO OUTSIDE IN A BIKINI AND SCREAM 'GIRAFFES ARE GODS!'"

Soul paled. "Wait, am I Sharky? Aw, shit…"

A/N: Hahaha! Mild cliffhanger! Suffer! Anyway, thanks for all the suggestions, reviews, and support. I would like to thank the following people for their ideas:

MakaEvansIsAwesome, 1112Black Paper Moon2111, BigFatJellyFish

Thanks!

UPDATE: I am updating this to say that I am deeply sorry I haven't been able to post lately, because of school and stuff. I don't know when the next update will be, but I have a feeling Nights is ending in a chapter or two. Do me a favor, guys, leave comments with story ideas for me. Thank you all for the reads, reviews, and sticking with the story. Bye.