A/N: Hola peoples! So, as you can see by the title of this chapter, Count Volger won (5 votes to 2). However, since I'm nice and there's only three and a half days left until Christmas, I'm giving you THREE carols today! Volger, Lilit, and Tazza! So, I hope you like them!
WARNING: Slight Goliath spoilers.
Disclaimer: We own nothing.
Note: Shout-out to James7912b for guessing the song! Also shout-out to WolFang for writing half this song.
Also (sorry I'm bad at this), I'm sorry for weird rhythm and rhymes. And the talky parts of the song are terrible. I'm just saying this straight out. Adios.
Count Volger
(sung to the tune of "Mr. Grinch")
You're a mean one, Count Volger.
You have ruined Alek's life!
You blackmailed Mr. Sharp and threatened Tesla with a knife, Count Volger!
You're really annoying and evil and you'll….never get a wife!
You're a foul one, Count Volger.
You almost tipped over the Leviathan.
You threw your gold bars out the window and hit some villagers on the head, Count Volger!
I'll bet you 500 bucks that every person you know secretly wants you dead!
You're a monster, Count Volger.
And not the kind the boffins use!
You're a really sneaky clever-boots with sneaky, clever shoes, Count Volger!
Dr. Barlow was the only person who could ever…see through your ruse!
You're Count Volger, Count Volger.
That's really all we have to say.
Cause in a dictionary, next to you, it just says, "Stay away," Count Volger!
Never before have you ever said to a person… "Good day!"
A/N: It's not great. Anyway, adios, please review! And I'll see you soon for Lilit!