One Difference
Chapter 4
Uma on Board Part 1
Wow four chapter already, it just seem like it was yesterday I had been wishing for more stories on Fry growing up. Now I am written one, good times. Anywho, so far in the race for Leela bashing, the lead is Bash the Hell out of Leela. Wow! I think I am not the only one who is tired of her bull shit. If you want your vote to count then vote on my profile page.
Next I want to comment on the review by PhinalPhantasy. Who has point out I might need to look for a beta read. To which I answer is quite simple. At first I had looked for a beta but a lot of people seem to be to busy to help or really don't know a lot about Futurama. Second this story is mostly for fun. I always want to write a fanfiction and thought I give it shot.
So I don't want to bore you. Soooooooooooo thanks for the reviews. Onward to the story.
And remember this is just for fun I'm enjoying writing so don't get too upset and have fun reading.
Amy didn't want to wake up she was very comfortable where she was at her soft pillow that went thump thump. 'Wait' Amy thought to herself 'since when did her pillow go thump thump and why was she hearing cartoons?'
Slow Amy open her eyes, blinking a few times as she found herself face to face with a familiar white shirt. Raise her eyes slowly she was greeted with Fry snoring face with his mouth wide open.
Amy smile as she folded her hands under her chin and watch Fry sleep. In the corn of her eyes she could see Uma sitting cross legged on the floor watching a cartoon. The girl laugh as she lean against the couch her hair tickling Amy side. Amy felt relax where she was at the moment, nothing could run this moment for her.
"Hey, meat sacks are you two awake yet?"
With gasp Amy nearly jump out her skin. She jump up her hands push down hard on Fry crotch. Which made him groan in pain his head slam into Amy.
"Ow" Amy cried as the two roll over onto the ground. Amy rub her forehead as Fry try to climb off of her.
"That not fairw! It's my tuwn! My tuwn! Mine! Stop it's, my tuwn play" Uma yelled as she leap on top of the two from the couch. (rember 4 year old)
Fry moan in pain as his face was met with the most heaven place on earth, a pair of nice perky boobies, boobies, boobies a gift from the gods, too bad he was in to much pain to enjoy them properly.
"Well lookie what we have here, I haven't seen you two in that position in quite sometime" Bender shake his a made tick sound "Shame Shame I just don't know what to do with y'all two and here you are bringing poor Uma into it this mess" the robot stretch his arm and pick up Uma.
"I don't cawe Uncle Benner it fun wrestle with Daddy and Mamy. Mamy is so much fun and she's so pwetty and she looks so happy sleeping on Daddy this mowning"
"Don't you mean Amy?"
"That what'd I said, Mamy!"
" Whatever, come on you little small meat nugget let leave your Daddy and Mamy to wrestle alone He he he."
"But But I want stay!" Uma cry out as Bender care to toward the kitchen.
"You are too young to be wrestling"
"Meany" Uma pouted as she was care into the kitchen.
Amy listen the two leave, she cover her face in embarrassment. She felt Fry's face leave her breast while he sit up and straddle her.
"Well that one way to wake up" Fry stated out loud, Amy peek at him threw her fingers. He gave her a goofy grin "Morning"
With short smirk Amy uncover her face "Morning, come here often?" she ask him.
"Well, yeah, I live here."
Amy gave quick snork of a laugh "Well, you don't live here." She stated as she spread her arm gesture to the position they were in.
Fry turn beat red and jump of the young women as if she was on fire "I am so sorry Amy"
"Chillax, Fry it's cool" Amy stated as she took Fry hand as help her up. "I had lot fun with you and Uma yesterday."
"Yeah working at that pizzaria brought back some good memory. And I had lot fun work with Blek and Bug Mamma"
The two enter kitchen where Bender was making breakfast. The robot expertly flip a pancake on plate.
"Eat up you two, we got thirty minutes until we have to bookit out of here." Bender told them as whip off Uma face.
Amy jaw drop as she stare at the fluffy pancake in front her, Bender made this, she thought to herself. While Fry started to dig in like it was normal for Bender food look like it was made byElzar himself.
"Right did you make Uma lunch for the day" Fry ask as he took his first bit.
"Of course, who think I am. A human?" Bender scoff at Fry "Also made few snacks too"
"Daddy, how come I can't go to wowk with you and Uncle Benner." ask Uma.
Fry sigh as he knew this argument was come up again "Because kids are not allowed at the workplace"
"Actually, Fry there is no rule against children at the Planet Express." Both Fry and Bender whip their head toward Amy.
"Say what?!" ask Bender
Amy shrunk a little at their instance stare "Well, there is like no rule against kids hanging out at the Planet Express building. It is small a family business which is why the Professor, Cubert, Scruffy and even Doctor Zober to live there. Also, the fact that both Cubert and Dwight can hang out there without Hermes raise hell about it."
"Wait!" Fry made Amy pause for a moment. His face concentrate as he started to think hard "Are you saying that we can live at the Planet Express building"
Bender punch Fry gut making the guy double over in pain "No, you idiot. She mean we can take Uma to work with us."
"I gooo work Uncle Benner?" ask Uma as she stood up in her high chair.
Bender smirk at the little girl gave her wink "You got it meat nugget"
-Later at the Planet Express build-
"Once again, I don't believe you need care all Uma stuff" Amy state as she walk in the building with Uma in her arms.
"Isn't better to be safe than sorry" Fry huff out as he carry a huge stuff backpack his arms fill with blanks and toys of sorts.
Bender shove pass Fry "You worry too much Meat Bag, you need be more like good old Bender and not care whatsoever" Bender stated as he cross his arm. Amy roll her eyes and bump her fist on the robot compartment door. The door swung open with a squeak, inside was Uma lunch along with the snacks Bender had made for the little girl with huge note with heart shape with Bender face on it.
Bender slam the door "That just so I don't have to waste good food."
With a small smile Amy shake her head at the robot denial, shifting the little girl into a more comfortable position. The three made their way father inside to meet the rest of the crew.
Conference Room
Inside the Conference Room the rest of the member of the Planet Express wait for the final three member to show up. Hermes was shifting some papers as Doctor Zoidberg weird mouth had been licking some bend up can, at the head of the round table Professor Farnsworth was lay back in his chair fast asleep, even Scruffy the janitor was there with his feet prop on the table as he flip thru big juggs magazine. Last Leela was there with bored look on her face as she thump the table with her fingers.
Finally the doors slide open "Sorry, we late everyone but if someone didn't insist to bring everything Uma own, we could had been here faster." Amy said as she enter the room.
"I didn't bring all her stuff" Fry protest.
"Nope only what you could care" Amy tease while Bender laugh beside her.
"But that's what daddies are for, they take care of theiw little giwls" Uma excitedly says out loud "and I am daddy little giwl! Mamy is jealous, jealous, jealous." the little girl finish as she stick out her tongue and blew a raspberry toward Amy.
Amy gave mock shock "I am not" she blew a raspberry back at the four year old.
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Gotcha you" Uma point out as gave satisfy smirk toward Amy. The young woman gave fake look of horror then pouted.
"It's cold sad day in space when a four-year-old can outwit a grown up, right Amy" Bender stated as patt the young woman on the back.
"Oh stick it in a can" as Amy blows raspberry at Bender making the robot laugh with glee.
"As entering this is, wah(what) sweet neptune gwaan(going on) mon (man)" ask Hermes as he walk up the the group.
Fry drop all the stuff he was carrying on to the floor then took Uma from Amy. The little girl hug him as she tuck her little head under her daddy chin. "Everyone, I will like to finally introduce you to my daughter, Uma."
"Well about time Zoidberg meet this Uma child of Fry"
The Professor got up as well "Yes, I would like to meet this great cousin of mine"
"Scruffy already meet Uma" The janitor stated as flip a page of his magazine "she calls me Fluffy"
Zoidberg got in little girl face "Hello little human I am Dr. Zoidberg" he wave a lobster claw in her face. Unlike other people who was usually are scare of the Decapodian, Uma was not.
Uma reach out touch the red claw gently "Dr. Zowbird?" The sentient lobster four heart was touch at the girl's gentleness.
Next was Hermes, who had shove Dr. Zoidberg out the way "So this Fry chile(child), I say shi(she) adorable"
"Uma this Hermes Conrad the accountant here, he in charge of all the big number and paperwork" Fry explain to his daughter as the little girl reach grab the hair on the bureaucrat head.
"Hermy? Hair funny" Uma state as she gave the hair tuck. Amy went over and took the little girl hands out of the Jamaican hair.
"No, it not nice to pull other hair." Amy gave a little scowl while Hermes laugh tell them it was alright.
"It's all right, but speak of paperwork there is some paper you will need to sign if Uma going to hang out here." Hermes told Fry making the young man nod his head in understanding.
Fry then direct Uma to the Professor "this is Professor Farnsworth, my 30 times great nephew.
"Why hello little one" the Professor gave the little a wrinkly smile as his teeth pop out.
Uma study the Professor intensely "He oold"
"Why yes I am, I'm 162 to be exact"
"Welly old"
"That is correct"
At this Uma pause and put a finger to her lip as she thought hard, her little brain was really trying to figure out what to say. Then she point at the professor "Papa Form!"
"I guess it's to much a mouth full for the little one" Hermes stated.
"Oh that alright" the Professor answer as wave his wrist in a dismiss matter.
"Okay that is enough am I the only one who thinks Fry is too irresponsible to have a child" an irritated loud bossy voice broke through every one happy moment.
"No spluh-hhhhhh, what crawled up your rear Leela, because apparently everybody else seems to think Fry makes a pretty good Dad" Amy spoke in defense of Fry.
Leela walk up to the group "No I'm serious, Fry tried to sell his lungs for gills for Pete's sake." She hit Fry up the side of his head "When he walks you can clearly hear the rattle of rocks is inside of his head"
"Ow Leela" Fry cries as he rub his head.
"Oh please I barely touch you big baby" Leela huff out as she cross her arms.
Fry look hurt at this as held Uma closer to him the little girl seem to start getring angry at the one eyed hag "It still hurt why do you gotta be so mean"
"You're such a baby always whine, why don't you grow up four Pete's sake." Leela walk up to Fry and start to poke his chest "we're just so sick of your stupidity now you're going to try make this child life worser. What kind of moron would continue doing something like that"
Leela point to Fry as her body turn to the rest of the crew " Can somebody please help me explain to this idiot Ouch."
At this point Uma was tired of this purple hair beast hurting her Daddy it was time for the child to save her Daddy from the big meany. So when the monster put the lonely finger in her face, well who was she to argue with faith as she chomp down hard on the said finger.
"Looney! Leave my Daddy alone you one eyed purple people eatew!" Uma roar at Leela baring her teeth as she snapjaw at women in front her.
"UMA!"(Fry)
"You tell her meat nugget"(Bender)
"Oh my"(The Professor )
"I caramba"(Hermes)
"That girl"(Amy)
"Scruffy agree" (Scruffy)
Finally the whole crew has meet Uma. So please review! I like to hear what you have to say, heck I would like to hear your ideals on what could happen or what you like to see happen. Also remember Uma is 4 years old so you will hear a lot of baby talk which means misspelling hope you enjoy, okay bye.
